The Ultimate Flip-Flop

Written By: - Date published: 11:05 am, July 30th, 2008 - 6 comments
Categories: flip-flop, humour, john key - Tags: ,

This straight from Public Address – Guest writer Simon Pound:

John Key has announced the adoption of yet another flagship Labour policy having a female leader. In a one-page policy briefing released today he stated that under a National government he would undergo gender realignment to have what it takes to lead the Country.

“I’ve been up and down the country talking to people and it kept being said to me that one of Labour’s biggest strengths is that their leader is a woman. Having already adopted most of their policy platform it was a no-brainer that I should seek to become a woman.”

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6 comments on “The Ultimate Flip-Flop ”

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  1. outofbed 1
    30 July 2008 at 1:06 pm

    That’s very funny
    When I read that headline I thought ah the Nats are going to either repeal the foreshore and seabed act and / or retain the Maori seats.
    But I guess that is now next weeks flip flop
    What else is left ?
    Maybe changing the Blue N on the logo to red perhaps ?

  2. Billy 2
    30 July 2008 at 1:12 pm

    I didn’t know that having a leader of a particular gender was Labour Party policy. I thought that was just the funny old Greens. When was this announced?

  3. barnsleybill 3
    30 July 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Tango man has laid a complaint with the SFO. I have posted on it but I thought there was a minimum amount required before the SFO could get involved. There would be a rich irony in peter’s getting a beating from the very body he has bagged for so many years..
    I wonder if hide is managing to come out the other side of what is probably the worst publicly shown mid life crisis we have ever seen??
    Sorry for the off topic guys, but if you have a look I have found a clip that is an absolute dead set funny Rodney caricature…

  4. monkey-boy 4
    30 July 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Well,
    it would put the consciences of some lefty bloggers who appear to have thinly-veiled homo-erotic attitudes towards John “Sippery” Key.

    You know who you are!

  5. higherstandard 5
    30 July 2008 at 1:34 pm

    BB

    Did you notice on the news that Hide and the Prime Minister appear to be going to the same tailor ?

    This country’s politicians are getting more odd as each day goes by.

    MB – Aye Carumba !

  6. barnsleybill 6
    30 July 2008 at 1:57 pm

    HS, Hide’s yella outfit is even more yella than Helen’s.
    I sincerely hope he has come out the other side of his mid life crisis. Hide the pitbull was an entertaining fellow.

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