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10:01 am, December 26th, 2009 - 2 comments
Categories: corruption, humour, summer re-run -
Tags: richard worth
Actually, this guest post never got published because, before we could publish it, Richard Worth would be involved in some new scandal and then he was sacked, which adds a layer of irony to the post:
In a shocking week for the National government, Internal Affairs minister, Richard Worth, failed to cock anything up. He failed to create a conflict of interest by drumming up business for companies in which he is a share-holder while travelling on his ministerial warrant and he also failed to visit the victims of violent crime who’s attacker is related to a personal friend of his.
“I believed myself to have been acting at all times in accordance with the Cabinet Manual,” he explained to a yawning media, “by which I mean that I should be doing my utmost to abuse my position. However over the last week my standards have been shown to be lacking and I have consequently failed to embarrass the government for a change. I have apologised to the Prime Minister.”
Prime Minister John Key said “I think that’s the end of the matter. I believed I’d appointed a corrupt and completely incapable person but it seems I was wrong about that. I’ve told Mr Worth that I expect significantly worse standards and that he is on his absolutely very last & final first & only one-strike-and-you’re-out warning and if he repeats this disastrous week I’ll be warning him again and maybe sending him to bed without any supper.”
-Muntgoat
The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about people’s relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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What was he sacked for again ?
Did we ever find out?
No. Apparently what he did was “private”and none of our business.