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https://player.vimeo.com/api/player.jsKatherine Mansfield left New Zealand when she was 19 years old and died at the age of 34.In her short life she became our most famous short story writer, acquiring an international reputation for her stories, poetry, letters, journals and reviews. Biographies on Mansfield have been translated into 51 ...
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Believe me, I’m holding up five fingers.
or
If you want me to answer any questions about the number of fingers I’m holding up, please put them in writing. I’m still trying to forget who I sold the fifth one to.
Look at me, hanging by a thread
As the Gondola sinks slowly in the West, so goes John Key. Bye.
I’m alright Jack, it’s the rest of the country I’m sending over the edge of a cliff.
waving bye-bye to gone-dwindler-land
“Guys, I’m beginning to seriously question our ‘No toilets on Planet Key’ stance.”
Attack of the Pod People.
“Gosh, aren’t helicopters so quiet theses days- and small.”
“See, only five lies this month.”
“Smile and wave boys, thats the secret.”
[lprent: I couldn’t resist ]
Haha awesome.
Left to right: Brownlee, Key, Joyce.
surely you mean Left to Right: Joyce, Brownlee, Key
Yeah fair enough.
” I fucken let off too fucken early .. rrooaaaarrrrrr”, boomed the Great Earth Monster, who lives pretty much exactly under where the gondola is in that photo and let loose from on 22 Feb 2011 destroying Christchurch.
Cycle ways? Old hat. We’ll now have gondolas from North Cape to the Bluff. Yuh see, yuh need vision!
Hahaha.
Oh so whose for a cup of tea then ra ra ra
Rare Gecko Gordonicus found climbing window in Gondola
“Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play.”
“Bye Judith. Sorry left a little early – thought you weren’t joining us. Wait, what are you doing to those cables?”
I must leave now. My bank account needs me.
It’s for your own good John… Just ride the gondola until the media has lost the scent of your latest brainfart.
I am not a crook…
Is anyone else wondering where the scissors are? *snip*
Gotta hand it to you John, you really do look clueless.
New spy technique for the ‘barking mad’.
No Mr. Speaker I don’t recall taking a ride on any gondola.
p.s. Keys asset sales program is on the ropes.
From up here your power bills look small enough to me.
Fookin hell, a lake. Lets build a power staion there and sell it.
Scrap that, no need for the power station, let’s just sell the lake.
Publicity darling…that’s all that counts..publicity ..all publicity is positive.
prototype local drone – dummy run.
I have no clue whose hand that is, could be mine but also could belong to the puppet master or my secretary, if you want to know, ring directory
FOR SALE: National Party leadership, declining cond, comes with free gondola ride.
New law allows one-armed bandits in gondola cars.
Three-way high-five ends as badly as three-way handshake.
John the octopus predicts win for the left.
that is clever fender
“Sailing around the world in a dirty gondola / Oh, to be back in the land of Coca- Cola!”
With apologies to Mr Bob Zimmerman.
Cabinet’s John Key Appreciation Society AGM was a simple affair this year.
It’s all downhill from here.
lol !
Looking up, John Key has a Mike Moore moment. “You know how we’ve got all these transmission lines running all over the country…………?’
Majestic wave to the peasants down there and up up and away we go….
While Key was summonsed to an urgent meeting (undisclosed overseas location) with his paymasters, his CGI image was seen keeping up appearances at various tourism theme parks around NZ.
We will all descend into oblivion
C’mon guys, wave to the peasants
That’s a good shot!
Going down – first floor poll slump, brain fades and unpopular policies, bottom floor opposition benches, loss of perks and hawaii.
Are you free Mr Joyce?
Excellent
You can run but you cannot hide from the month from hell and the month aint over.
“I only held up one finger” Key’s memory fades again.
“Yes, I’ve had a thought, stuff the rebuild let’s have one big dairy farm. We can move the people of CHCH to Bluff and sell the farm to China”.
This pod is a nifty new design for space travel – we’ll be off to somewhere else when we get to the top of the mountain. Bye all you suckers.
I’m off to see the wizard… the wonderful wizard of….
What to you mean,what am I doing with my other hand?