Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 10:00 am, July 4th, 2020 - 55 comments
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Keep it seemly.

55 comments on “Caption contest ”

  1. vto 1

    jesus christ, what is it with the conservative national party male and their abominable dress sense? so dreadful… just so very dreadful…

  2. MindPilot 2

    “We’re on the road to nowhere“

  3. Barfly 3

    What do ya mean "there's a bullseye on my back"?

  4. observer 4

    "We have the country behind us …"

  5. Car reverses away from big accident

  6. Kiwijoker 6

    In the glare of the headlights in full daylight.

  7. Maurice 7

    Off the Main Road …

  8. Man, this road is so busy, lets four lane it.

  9. AB 9

    National cost-cutting drive for 2020 election – successful trials of human billboards may be extended

  10. Chris T 10

    Macindoe – "I you take out a "m" my name can spell "Decimation""

  11. Byd0nz 11

    Shabby, unacceptable, National disgrace.

  12. mac1 12

    Waiting to be invited into the feast………..

    "Go out to the roads and the country lanes and make them come in, so that my house will be full. I tell you, not one of those men who were invited will get a taste of my banquet." Luke 14:23

    • greywarshark 12.1

      edit
      They won't be invited to the feast, They were the ones who were invited but had their own affairs to attend to.

      But the feast was prepared and waiting.

      …Then the master of the house being angry said to his servant, Go out quickly into the streets and lanes of the city, and bring in hither the poor, and the maimed, and the halt, and the blind.

      22 And the servant said, Lord, it is done as thou hast commanded, and yet there is room.

      23 And the lord said unto the servant, Go out into the highways and hedges, and compel them to come in, that my house may be filled.

      24 For I say unto you, That none of those men which were bidden shall taste of my supper.
      (That is, not the sons and daughters of the wealthy and supercilious.)

      https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+14%3A17-24&version=KJV

      And I say unto you Labour and lefties, we are many and needy, and there is opportunity for us all to be fed and housed, without even resorting to miracles such as inflating loaves and fishes. Open your houses and minds, to those wishing to work both for their own good and to bring that same good to all the multitude of needy people who struggle, and also to others who need a chance to rehabilitate themselves.

      • mac1 12.1.1

        Thanks for your edit, greywarshark.

        My unkind side was going to say that these four wayfaring strangers were the ones to be invited in after " the poor, and the maimed, and the halt, and the blind."

        The kind side says that I hope these four did accept the invite as that would mean they had a change of heart away from seeking only worldly things and getting their priorities right as to what is important.

      • Sacha 12.1.2

        A bustling hedgerow, then.

  13. joe90 13

    …26 dollars in my hand…

  14. Clive Macann 14

    All remaining members of the National Party gather after the September Elections looking down the road to nowhere.

  15. Grant Insley 15

    Looks to me like the road crew stopping for a break en route to Wellington during lock down……

    • Treetop 15.1

      Post lockdown, looking for the hubcap which Bridges lost when zooming to Wellington during the lockdown.

  16. greywarshark 16

    All wrong, they're doing a scoping exercise looking for succulent dairy farms which could be up for grabs from interests operating on leverage financing but affected badly from slow-ups affecting supply and demand because of the Covid-19 epidemic.

  17. Treetop 17

    Looking for donations in the country.

    The singing quartet out busking.

  18. UncookedSelachimorpha 18

    I only recognise one of them

  19. Chris T 19

    "National Party MPs pose with the person who can still afford to drive after yet another Coalition fuel tax hike"

  20. Fireblade 20

    Michael Woodhouse says photograph proves four homeless people left isolation and hitchhiked to Wellington.

  21. "Everything in this photo is for sale to the CCP!! Bargain basement prices!"

  22. Patricia Bremner 22

    "If you’re waiting for a lift you will be there for a while.'

  23. Cooper oil 23

    Duncan garner had a garage sale?

  24. peterh 24

    Out looking for that homeless man with the covid19 transmission that must be out here

  25. georgecom 25

    One of these things is not like the others
    One of these things just doesn't belong
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

    If you guessed the thing second from the left you are absolutely right. That thing has already been tried as National Party leader. The other 3 things will be tried as leader to replace Todd Muller after the next election.

  26. adam 26

    Absolutely not promoting a local dogging spot.

    "woof"

  27. Observer Tokoroa 27

    The happy kiwi LandLords, have raked it in again, and again, and again

  28. Richard 28

    "Come on – no-one's gonna give us a ride with all four of us out here. Simon, go hide in the ditch"

  29. georgecom 29

    "so you are no longer the guy keeping the chair warm for Chris Luxon Soimon?"

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