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"Keep it seemly?
Sheesh! You do ask the impossible don't you?
Ok, I'll try.
"Hello to all the great unwashed.
Here's your tax refund for this year.
Don't eat it all, sharing is caring ".
That was exactly my thought! Seemly…
What is it? A psuedo weiner?
Exactly
"It’s a steal at $3, but do we have to call it a chippy?"
“You know I can’t grab your ghost chip!”
“you know I can't grab your ghost chips”
edit:
^great minds^
Had a few ciders, so I'll go with:
"Did you hear I'm dating a real estate agent?"
David Seymour builds on the size of hands and fingers metaphor to explain the agenda of the Atlas Network agent, ACT.
"A real sized chip and the American franchise sized chip'.
"This is a metaphor for the the difference in size between the government of the past and the government of the future under ACT".
Asked about what people could do, he replied "charter schools and private health insurance, if they could not afford that as well as private schooling".
A chip off the old block. And it's cold stale and all for you. Aren't you glad you voted for me.
They say good things come in small packages.
See Atlas does not make us suck…
The seagull in a suit
'I caught a fish this big!'
"I'm gonna ask you some questions while I eat my chips."
"Let them eat chips"
"Hospital proctology services to be privatised"
"New $1.50 lunches launched by Minister"
"Preparing for brain surgery on Christopher Luxon"
"Benefit cuts will still allow recipients to purchase nutritious meals"
"Festival of non-woke food starts today in Epsom"
Is this a widget? You know, those things economists keep talking about.
Hello Atlas, I'm Seymour Krelborn….
Smiling Lies
Poseur of the worst kind.
Atlas hand in a glove puppet.
Looks like Rothschilds & WEF have paid good money to photoshop out the Atlas Network puppet strings.
2. "Where's Willy?"
3. "Would you buy a used car from this man?"
4. "There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it"
Illusionist bends fry for cheering supporters
David Seymour feeds the NZ public another bent truth
Cheap as chips to donors and rich listers will be my sales pitch when flogging off taxpayers assets. Rodger set a great example for me to follow.
Seymour unveils the new school lunches
David’s always been one fry short of a happy meal and now we know why.
A little "Chipping Sodbury" shower of…. (minus the chipping and bury bit) personified
"They put these in computers? Nah, they don’t, do they really?