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1:29 pm, February 27th, 2013 - 40 comments
Categories: workers' rights -
Tags: hobbit, hobbit docs, peter jackson
The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about peopleâs relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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“Now I’ll show you a magic trick…”
Peter Jackson – massive cock, small cock ring
It’s easier for a camel to pass through this ring than it is for a rich man to get into the kingdom of God.
…..and then I was given this ring by all the grateful guys who were employed on my movie………………..
Look the OIA is making my ring prolapse!
“I know it’s bigger than the eye of a needle but I still don’t think I could fit my fat lying arse through it”
smell my ringfinger
In the spirit of marriage equality and a law change, John, with this ring I thee wed. (thinks: “after that Key’ll do anything for me…. bathe me, feed me, clothe me and keep me in the manner to which I feel I’m entitled to.” ) Oh, and I’ll have a knighthood while you’re kneeling thanks, John..
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That’ll be fine. Now we just need to insert it into Jonkey’s nose, attach the lead, and he’ll follow us to the table to sign off the tax rebates.
“A ring is a sign of a life-long Union?”
“I used to make good movies when this sort of prop was only made out of a brass washer”.
After Thursday, the Pope’s “fisherman’s ring” will also be destroyed…..
“This is *so* worth more than 30 pieces of silver…”
I’d be NOTHING without Tolkien’s masterwork. The other films I made were plain boring with special effects. I did respect and love the LOTRs and produced the film millions of fans wanted, otherwise I’d still be a nobody. Thankyou Tolkien! Problem!? I now thanks to Tolien think I’m special! YUK!
And then, I put one of these through the nose of every low-paid worker who worked on my movies!!
” I don’t remember selling my soul? Did I?”
The precious made me do it!!!
Best yet
O mighty Sauron, I thank thee
thy Ring of Power worked perfectly on the sleepy hobbits of Aotearoa
Percy.Jackson and the Lighting Theives. (oh no young Bob, you haven’t got one of those birthmarks shaped like a banana have you, or, or, or a tattoo saying “Get it here” ? )
” Government Health Warning “. …May harm unprotected workers
If you look close enough you can see LOTR episode 1, then Hobitt Episode 1….ah the possibilities.
Geez what a smuck the gov’t were all those years of negotiating with Hollywood made that soooo easy.
If you like it you can put a ring on it….our labor laws come with some binding measures.
All I had to do was sit in my directors chair, hypnotise John and Gerry with this ring and they played their part.
I believe I win this round?
Now I have millions from the NZ tax payer, I can now afford to get my cross eyes fixed.
The real gold ring is when I ring John Key.
If only john would put it on and disa-bloody-ppear!
Peter Jerkson and his ring that his bride left behind, wanting nothing to do with him.
You know……..my arsehole’s not much bigger than this, but still………John and Gerry climbed right on up there. Fuckwits !
Is that you John?
My precious…………..
EGO!
I must remember to dispose of this really important safety ring I removed from the engine of Simon Whipp’s motorcycle.
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All I need is one made out of the gold fillings of exterminated trade unionists….
(Pushes the boundaries, I know, but I feel that we are one little step closer to those shit hole dictatorships where unionists are thrown in prison and tortured)
“I really can’t tale [sic] any more of this toxic nonsense. All I want to do is make films! I haven’t been able to think about the movie for 3 weeks.”
My ring is really starting to burn now, why do they hates us so John? Sauron would not have put up with a beastly OIA. These filthy Hobbitses are waking up, damn them.
Do we cares tho really? my two other massive turds choking the pre release Hobbit 2.2 and 2.3 pipeline will top up the pension funds anyway.
Hey if I look real close I can see the purile little founding member of anonymous adding typos to everyone comments.
“”Naught” the regard I have for workers rights.”