Written By:
lprent - Date published:
7:47 am, January 29th, 2009 - 3 comments
Categories: humour, john key, slippery -
Tags: bill english, danyl mclauchlan, dimpot, satire, Tony Ryall
Danyl at The Dim-Post has been indulging in his favored pastime again – satire. In this case Cabinet expresses concern over missing PM is about John Key going missing all of the time. Danyl compares him to a pooch avoiding something…
Finance Minister Bill English has accepted responsibility for his leader’s absence.
‘I usually let John sleep at the foot of the bed,’ a visibly distraught English told reporters at an afternoon press conference. ‘But lately he’s been whining and scratching at the door every ten minutes so last night I made him sleep in the laundry. We were up late reading Pacific Forum briefings so it was only for a few hours.’ ‘
Ouch! This is a whole new take on the slippery image that John Key usually evokes. John the dog – that Bill has to stop from slipping his collar. Ummm – a good bit of satire, I can’t shake the images from my head.
I like this explanation, having wormed a few animals in my time.
‘Maybe he knew he was getting wormed tomorrow,’ suggested Health Minister Tony Ryall. ‘We kept it secret but the sneaky little bugger has a sixth sense about these things.’
Mind you, who would want Tony Ryall forcing anything down your throat (like his views on almost anything).
Of course when I was looking for a picture to supplement the one that had formed in my head, I couldn’t get past the image of prime minsterial genital grooming that Danyl’s writing invokes. I did restrain myself. The picture above is from post genital activities, but has a almost human quality.
The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about people’s relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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I’m surprised anyone missed the mutt. Maybe he’s hanging around with the rest of the neighbourhood Kerrs?
Key keeps exceeding our expectations, we called him slippery so he went for a slide, we called him out of touch with the economy and he takes up his side job as Minister of Tourism with gusto.
Then thats Johnny , totally misunderestimated