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1. One Tāne Huna 1

   11 February 2013 at 4:26 pm

   “…and then I told them that I couldn’t remember the meeting.”
   • emergency mike 1.1

     11 February 2013 at 7:21 pm

     “So I just kept saying ‘I have not read that report,’ and got totally got away with it. It’s nutty over here Jules.”
     • fenderviper 1.1.1

       11 February 2013 at 7:52 pm

       “Fair dinkum, and eye thort sleeepy hob bits wars a mif”
2. tamati 2

   11 February 2013 at 4:28 pm

   “Sometimes I get my wife to put on a red wig and an Australian accent!”
3. Rogue Trooper 3

   11 February 2013 at 4:29 pm

   ahhh, the joke’s over (I won’t tell if you don’t)
4. dpalenski 4

   11 February 2013 at 4:31 pm

   John:We take your asylum seekers,you take our job seekers. Deal?
   Julia: If only you let me do my Mr Bean face first
   • McFlock 4.1

     11 February 2013 at 4:51 pm

     beat me to it 🙂
5. Policy Parrot 5

   11 February 2013 at 4:41 pm

   “I reckon Steven’s got more votes than Kevin.”
6. joe90 6

   11 February 2013 at 4:48 pm

   Now, about those small hands….
7. Te Reo Putake 7

   11 February 2013 at 4:50 pm

   1: JK: “And if you promise to film Home and Away in Miramar, the NZ Government will personally fund your campaign, Julia, no questions asked! Well, no questions answered, anyway.”

   2: JK: “No, that’s not a map of a Queenstown ski slope, it’s our 2013 economic projections.”

   3: JG: (thinks) The nerve of this waiter, all I asked for was a glass of water!
8. Andre 8

   11 February 2013 at 5:04 pm

   You Know,,,,, Him over there[ Patrick Gower] has only one testicle….
9. Dr Terry 9

   11 February 2013 at 5:06 pm

   Smirking complicity.
10. tc 10

    11 February 2013 at 5:13 pm

    And then I said ‘strewth Bill, stone the crows cobber just sign this….’ crikey it’s just like merchant banking some days jeez what a gallah.
11. fenderviper 11

    11 February 2013 at 5:19 pm

    “Why not?….50 million means I can buy a great stud-double you know….I haven’t called you batshit or anything have I?”

    “Then we told them it would trickle down” (thanks to Tumeke for that one)

    Julia :”How do you stay so popular John”
    John: “Oh we just send them to Australia for a brighter future”

    “They dont know that Gina Rinehart is Gerry Brownlee in drag”

    “Where is Shearer going John? ”
    “I thinks he’s off to dye his hair red”
12. robertguyton 12

    11 February 2013 at 5:20 pm

    Last week it was just a small pimple on my eyebrow.
13. fenderviper 13

    11 February 2013 at 5:36 pm

    “We’ll be going into coalition with Labour after the next election, their 15% will give us the numbers”
    • Murray Olsen 13.1

      11 February 2013 at 8:17 pm

      For some reason, I have trouble laughing at this one. I see it as all too possible – a government of National Unity to keep the Greens and Mana out. It might not happen this election, but it’s where I see Labour heading.
      • KhandallaViper 13.1.1

        12 February 2013 at 11:06 pm

        +1
      • Don't worry be happy 13.1.2

        13 February 2013 at 3:16 am

        Me too.
    • Rogue Trooper 13.2

      12 February 2013 at 1:12 pm

      that is funny fender
14. George D 14

    11 February 2013 at 5:53 pm

    “I’ve heard the ALP has a left-faction”.
    • Tim 14.1

      11 February 2013 at 6:14 pm

      Yea…. he’s a Scottish guy in the Senate – no danger to us though John
15. billbrowne 15

    11 February 2013 at 5:54 pm

    I’ve got my eye on you
16. QoT 16

    11 February 2013 at 5:59 pm

    JK: “Thanks for the tip about using boat people to scaremonger for votes, Julz!”

    JG: (thinks) “I can’t believe he bought that shit.”
17. irascible 17

    11 February 2013 at 6:01 pm

    The xsecret to my success comes when you take the e from my name. … They don’t call me “Slippery” for nothing you know.
18. mickysavage 18

    11 February 2013 at 6:22 pm

    You know we managed to persuade the Labour Caucus that the Standard was extreme and would hurt their chances … then Clare Curran had a go at Colonial Viper … and Trevor got into a twitter war with the Greens …
19. johnm 19

    11 February 2013 at 6:35 pm

    I think you have some some assets I could strip and sell off, I’d like to see them! 🙂
    • Rogue Trooper 19.1

      12 February 2013 at 1:13 pm

      Like alot!
20. Foreign Waka 20

    11 February 2013 at 7:19 pm

    Wait until they find out what else I bring home…
21. emergency mike 21

    11 February 2013 at 7:22 pm

    “And then I told them we were going to create 170,000 jobs.”
22. chris73 22

    11 February 2013 at 7:49 pm

    Gotta admit I have a thing for ginga chicks…
23. fenderviper 23

    11 February 2013 at 8:10 pm

    “See look it’s like I said: we are now a fast follower, and from this angle I look like a one-eyed cock”
24. Andre 24

    11 February 2013 at 8:24 pm

    Did you bottom burp?
25. David H 25

    11 February 2013 at 8:49 pm

    Hey Julia does the Carpet match the Drapes??

    Wait and see silly.
26. Andre 26

    11 February 2013 at 9:19 pm

    They still think we will be in surplus .
27. ak 27

    11 February 2013 at 9:34 pm

    ………so help me, if this pea-brained little sheep-shagging tory turd leans in close for a photo opp just one fecking more time, I’ll kick the slimy bastard so hard in the balls that they’ll lift that god-awful rug clean off his stinking fish-eyed swede…… oh ha ha, yes nice one john.
    • beatie 27.1

      11 February 2013 at 10:49 pm

      LOL! Got my vote.
      • Andre 27.1.1

        12 February 2013 at 7:43 am

        mine too
28. Coronial Typer 28

    11 February 2013 at 10:08 pm

    “Thanks for that Immigration Position last night. And tying me to the posts with that new Social Welfare move; honey I’ve never been so completely screwed.”

    -:-

    “David Shearer.”

    -:-

    “I’ve just put the Black Caps on minimum wage.”

    -:-

    “Swap you Kylie for Rachel Hunter.”

    -:-

    “So this Afghan, a Paki, and an Abbo walk into a bar…”

    -:-
29. BLiP 29

    12 February 2013 at 12:19 am

    .

    Of course I’ll look after your retirement fund.
30. Paul. D 30

    12 February 2013 at 12:54 am

    “That was porkies”
31. tc 31

    12 February 2013 at 7:28 am

    a cycleway ! good one eh
32. burt 32

    12 February 2013 at 10:18 am

    It’s OK – we just get a Labour MP to sign off on work permits and residency for them… They do make large donations to the Labour party don’t they ?????
33. PlanetOrphansTwinBrother 33

    12 February 2013 at 4:27 pm

    Just stare at it really hard Julia , I Swear your can see prosperity down there !
    lol , look at all the peasants , don’t you just luv those hidden picture books ?
34. rod 34

    12 February 2013 at 5:23 pm

    How’s this for closer relations with Ushtralia jules
35. Tanz 35

    14 February 2013 at 4:44 pm

    Key – Óh, Julia, how I love, love, lurve just me.

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