Written By: - Date published: 9:26 pm, February 13th, 2019 - 115 comments
Categories: death with dignity, Judith Collins, same old national, uncategorized, you couldn't make this shit up - Tags: sexism, simple simon
Embattled ‘leader’ of the National Party Simon Bridges has sensationally exposed a STUNNING SECRET about Jacinda Ardern in a new online ad.
Labour promised to build 10,000 houses in the first year of its flagship housing programme. Like many of its policies, KiwiBuild has failed to deliver. If there’s one thing we’ve learned with this Government, it’s don’t believe the hype. pic.twitter.com/C7DzirO5bz— NZ National Party (@NZNationalParty) February 12, 2019
Readers of a sensitive nature may wish to sit down, possibly with smelling salts close at hand, because Simon has just revealed to the nation that the Prime Minister DOES NOT HAVE A PENIS!
Yes, you read it here first. The person running our country is, gasp, a WOMAN!
Sure, she gave birth recently, but until Simon’s internet intervention, we had no definitive proof that Jacinda Ardern is FEMALE!
Thanks for clearing that up, Simon. Nobody will ever say you’re useless again. Probably.
Oh, and just one minor point Simon. In the marketing world, selling the sizzle is how winning is done.
But winning’s not your strong point, is it?
Main pic care of @Dovil. Remember, Vote National, get a shrivelled sausage.