Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 7:00 am, September 29th, 2022 - 55 comments
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Keep it seemly.

55 comments on “Caption contest ”

  1. MindPilot 1

    Cooking up a storm since 2014

  2. Jenny are we there yet 2

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    No flame in the grill. No food in the pan.

    Act policy in a nutcase nutshell

  3. SPC 3

    See more, hear more, smell more, taste more of me me me me epsom MP ACTing out on all channels – the new Hudson the new Halls, the old Jamie the old Donald, no where to hide from the rogered hellers bacon sizzle.

  4. PsyclingLeft.Always 5

    Not sure if theres Smeg Kitchen equipment in..but there is definitely a Smeghead in a chef hat…..

    https://twitter.com/bartsnz/status/1486548770430996480

  5. ACT cooking up policies for 2023.

    no heat, no food, useless suits LARPing at honest work

  6. MindPilot 7

    The muppet show find replacement for retiring Swedish chef

  7. Mac1 8

    Just another ordinary hard-working Kiwi…….pfffft.

    I am minded of the Leadbelly song, Midnight Special.

    “………. It’s the same damn thing. Knife and fork are on the table, ain’t nothing in the pan. If you say anything about it, you’re in trouble with the Man.”

    That will be the lot of the increased unemployed that he seeks.

  8. AB 9

    A dickhead with a spatula

    In a vision once I saw

    It was an Epsominian clown

    And on my brow he caused a frown.

    (Apologies to ST Coleridge)

  9. Blazer 10

    Today ,we are going to make..soup….and tomorrow…and

  10. Alan 11

    Deputy PM, 2023

  11. Jimmy 12

    Kelvin should be doing the cooking, I'm not Maori enough.

  12. James Simpson 13

    Where's the vanilla

  13. Robert Guyton 14

    I was born in a crossfire hurricane

  14. Incognito 16

    It’s all a big Act.

    Where’s that flipping pancake gone?

    Fake it until you bake it.

    Crook produces enough hot air to fry an egg.

    Right uses left in kitchen.

    I have no business in this kitchen.

    I’m so high I can fry.

    King Lear Act panned for being bland and undercooked.

    TikTok fame has gone to my head.

    Confused chef’s fusion food fiasco.

    Never fry wearing a tie.

    Le Cordon Bleu, Gordon Ramsey, Flash Gordon, flash in the pan.

    I will do anything for votes but I won’t do that.

    Aspiring politician fakes first job in Fish & Chip shop to beef up CV.

    Giant cockroach spotted in pristine kitchen.

    Man fired for being unsuited as kitchen hand during trial period – sues WINZ and Government.

    Look, Brooke, this is how I cook, by the book.

    All fizzle, no sizzle.

  15. Steve Bradley 17

    Is that a tinfoil hat?

  16. tc 18

    You owe me $100 Luxy….told you I can get any crap published as relevant with these jonolist repeaters about.

  17. Drowsy M. Kram 19

    Goneburgers! smiley

  18. Tony Veitch 20

    Just a small point – shouldn't that be "Caption"?

  19. fender 21

    Spongebob just keeps on sponging

  20. Colin Bell 22

    Your choice, the Nats frypan or the Act fire.

  21. Anne 23

    Silly man in silly hat. sad Not very funny.

  22. Mike the Lefty 24

    Ver de goon

  23. Patricia Bremner 25

    Act's School Lunch programme.

    Nothing to see here.

    Keep posing.

    Floundering on.

    How's this? (Yes I will close my mouth next time Luxy.)

  24. Stuart Munro 26

    Eschewing the usual post-political career path for ACT MPs, David Seymour has prepared a sumptuous feast for the masses, containing he said "Everything they deserve".

  25. Jenny are we there yet 27

    What do you do with these things?

  26. georgecom 28

    Ronald McDonald at work in the kitchen

  27. Jenny are we there yet 29

    Man in suit invades kitchen – Staff flee

  28. Mat Simpson 30

    And after I have fed the pesky poor I am going dancing.

  29. Mat Simpson 31

    The re invented Gordon Ramsey. Fuck off David !

  30. Jenny are we there yet 32

    Look Mummy. I'm pretending to cook.

    • Gosman 32.1

      Rather poor taste considering his mother died of cancer over a decade ago.

      • Jenny are we there yet 32.1.1

        My apologies Gosman, if any offence was caused to any right wingers or their family members, by my generic comment depicting David Seymour as childish.

        How churlish of me.

        Churl

        From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

        (Anglo-Saxon) meaning, was simply "a man" or more particularly a "free man",[1] but the word soon came to mean "a non-servile peasant", still spelled ċeorl(e), and denoting the lowest rank of freemen. According to the Oxford English Dictionary it later came to mean the opposite of nobility, and royalty, "a common person"…..

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churl

  31. Jag 33

    I,m making Kelvan a vanilla eclair with chour pastry and chocolate icing.

  32. rod 34

    Why does everybody call me bighead, la la la .

  33. mikesh 35

    Who put laughing gas into the gas supply?

  34. Michael Riley 36

    On a "completely different topic", has anyone been watching the Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix? 😉😉😉