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Do you remember when Melania Trump got caught out using a speech that sounded awfully like one Michelle Obama had given? Uncannily so.Well it turns out that Abraham Lincoln is to Winston Peters as Michelle was to Melania. With the ANZAC speech Uncle Winston gave at Gallipoli having much in ...11 hours ago - 25
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- Bryce Edwards: FastTrackWatch – The Case for the Government’s Fast Track Bill
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- Cutting the Public Service
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- Three Strikes saw lower reoffendingDavid Farrar writes: Graeme Edgeler wrote in 2017: In the first five years after three strikes came into effect 5248 offenders received a ‘first strike’ (that is, a “stage-1 conviction” under the three strikes sentencing regime), and 68 offenders received a ‘second strike’. In the five years prior to ...2 days ago
- Luxon’s ruthless show of strength is perfect for our angry eraBryce Edwards writes – Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has surprised everyone with his ruthlessness in sacking two of his ministers from their crucial portfolios. Removing ministers for poor performance after only five months in the job just doesn’t normally happen in politics. That’s refreshing and will be extremely ...2 days ago
- 'Lacks attention to detail and is creating double-standards.'
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- Further environmental mismanagement on the cards
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- Release: Labour supports urgent changes to emergency management systemLabour welcomes the release of the report into the North Island weather events and looks forward to working with the Government to ensure that New Zealand is as prepared as it can be for the next natural disaster. ...5 days ago
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- Release: Three strikes law political posturing of worst kindThe Government is bringing back a law that has little evidential backing just to look tough, Labour justice spokesperson Duncan Webb said. ...6 days ago
- Release: Government cuts unbelievably target child exploitation, violent extremism, ports and airpor...Some of our country’s most important work, stopping the sexual exploitation of children and violent extremism could go along with staff on the frontline at ports and airports. ...6 days ago
- Three strikes has failed before and will fail againResurrecting the archaic three-strikes legislation is an unwelcome return to a failed American-style approach to justice. ...6 days ago
- Release: Environmental protection vital, not ‘onerous’The Government’s Fast Track Approvals Bill will give projects such as new coal mines a ‘get out of jail free’ card to wreak havoc on the environment, Labour Leader Chris Hipkins said today. ...6 days ago
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- Release: Govt cuts doctors and nurses in hiring freezeCuts to frontline hospital staff are not only a broken election promise, it shows the reckless tax cuts have well and truly hit the frontline of the health system, says Labour Health spokesperson Ayesha Verrall. ...1 week ago
- Fast-track submissions period must be extendedThe Green Party has joined the call for public submissions on the fast-track legislation to be extended after the Ombudsman forced the Government to release the list of organisations invited to apply just hours before submissions close. ...1 week ago
- Release: Progress on climate will be undone by GovtNew Zealand’s good work at reducing climate emissions for three years in a row will be undone by the National government’s lack of ambition and scrapping programmes that were making a difference, Labour Party climate spokesperson Megan Woods said today. ...1 week ago
- Release: Dark day for Kiwi kids as a third of Govt cuts affect themNews that 1000 jobs at the Ministry of Education and Oranga Tamariki could go is devastating for future generations of New Zealanders. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Alarm as Government signals further blow to school lunchesMore essential jobs could be on the chopping block, this time Ministry of Education staff on the school lunches team are set to find out whether they're in line to lose their jobs. ...2 weeks ago
- Oranga Tamariki cuts commit tamariki to state abuseTe Pāti Māori is disgusted at the confirmation that hundreds are set to lose their jobs at Oranga Tamariki, and the disestablishment of the Treaty Response Unit. “This act of absolute carelessness and out of touch decision making is committing tamariki to state abuse.” Said Te Pāti Māori Oranga Tamariki ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Quick, submit – stop Govt’s dodgy approvals billThe Government is trying to bring in a law that will allow Ministers to cut corners and kill off native species, Labour environment spokesperson Rachel Brooking said. ...2 weeks ago
- Government throws coal on the climate crisis fireThe Government’s policy announced today to ease consenting for coal mining will have a lasting impact across generations. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Public transport costs to double as National looks at unaffordable roading project insteadCancelling urgently needed new Cook Strait ferries and hiking the cost of public transport for many Kiwis so that National can announce the prospect of another tunnel for Wellington is not making good choices, Labour Transport Spokesperson Tangi Utikere said. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Cost of living in Auckland still not a priorityA laundry list of additional costs for Tāmaki Makarau Auckland shows the Minister for the city is not delivering for the people who live there, says Labour Auckland Issues spokesperson Shanan Halbert. ...2 weeks ago
- Te Pāti Māori to visit Queensland to strengthen ties with Māori in AustraliaTe Pāti Māori co-leader Rawiri Waititi, and Mema Paremata mō Tāmaki-Makaurau, Takutai Tarsh Kemp, will travel to the Gold Coast to strengthen ties with Māori in Australia next week (15-21 April). The visit, in the lead-up to the 9th Australian National Kapa haka Festival, will be an opportunity for both ...2 weeks ago
- Greens look to fast-track submissions on harmful lawThe Green Party has today launched a step-by-step guide to help New Zealanders make their voice heard on the Government’s democracy dodging and anti-environment fast track legislation. ...2 weeks ago
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- Release: Melissa Lee missing in action on mediaThe action Melissa Lee promised to protect democracy and the media sector is missing, Media and Communications spokesperson Willie Jackson said. ...2 weeks ago
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Cooking up a storm since 2014
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No flame in the grill. No food in the pan.
Act policy in a
nutcasenutshellvery good Jenny.
Apt for Act Jenny!!
See more, hear more, smell more, taste more of me me me me epsom MP ACTing out on all channels – the new Hudson the new Halls, the old Jamie the old Donald, no where to hide from the rogered hellers bacon sizzle.
Near the handle, is there a small flash in the pan?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_and_circle#/media/File:Flag_of_the_British_Union_of_Fascists.svg
Not sure if theres Smeg Kitchen equipment in..but there is definitely a Smeghead in a chef hat…..
ACT cooking up policies for 2023.
no heat, no food, useless suits LARPing at honest work
The muppet show find replacement for retiring Swedish chef
Just another ordinary hard-working Kiwi…….pfffft.
I am minded of the Leadbelly song, Midnight Special.
“………. It’s the same damn thing. Knife and fork are on the table, ain’t nothing in the pan. If you say anything about it, you’re in trouble with the Man.”
That will be the lot of the increased unemployed that he seeks.
A dickhead with a spatula
In a vision once I saw
It was an Epsominian clown
And on my brow he caused a frown.
(Apologies to ST Coleridge)
Today ,we are going to make..soup….and tomorrow…and
Deputy PM, 2023
In ya dreams, comrade
Seymour does not know how to support. He would cause National endless headaches. He sees himself as kingpin. How will Nicola stand that?
Nah, it's gonna be Kelvin 'Vanilla ' Davis.
Kelvin should be doing the cooking, I'm not Maori enough.
Kelvin would have food on the table !!
Where's the vanilla
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
that made me laugh out loud, but I don't get it!
It’s all a big Act.
Where’s that flipping pancake gone?
Fake it until you bake it.
Crook produces enough hot air to fry an egg.
Right uses left in kitchen.
I have no business in this kitchen.
I’m so high I can fry.
King Lear Act panned for being bland and undercooked.
TikTok fame has gone to my head.
Confused chef’s fusion food fiasco.
Never fry wearing a tie.
Le Cordon Bleu, Gordon Ramsey, Flash Gordon, flash in the pan.
I will do anything for votes but I won’t do that.
Aspiring politician fakes first job in Fish & Chip shop to beef up CV.
Giant cockroach spotted in pristine kitchen.
Man fired for being unsuited as kitchen hand during trial period – sues WINZ and Government.
Look, Brooke, this is how I cook, by the book.
All fizzle, no sizzle.
Bravo! A glorious word salad
Incognito brilliant… favourites
"the cockroach in the pristine kitchen" and "All fizzle and no sizzle"
Is that a tinfoil hat?
You owe me $100 Luxy….told you I can get any crap published as relevant with these jonolist repeaters about.
Goneburgers!
Just a small point – shouldn't that be "Caption"?
I was thinking the same thing ….maybe there's an insiders' joke we're not aware of ?
In the actual captain contest, Seymour was appointed leader of the opposition some time ago.
Lefties are known for their lack of humour, apparently 😉
Yes … will change
Spongebob just keeps on sponging
Your choice, the Nats frypan or the Act fire.
Silly man in silly hat.
Not very funny.
Ver de goon
Act's School Lunch programme.
Nothing to see here.
Keep posing.
Floundering on.
How's this? (Yes I will close my mouth next time Luxy.)
Eschewing the usual post-political career path for ACT MPs, David Seymour has prepared a sumptuous feast for the masses, containing he said "Everything they deserve".
Seymour’s soup kitchen
What do you do with these things?
Learning how to cook hot air.
Ronald McDonald at work in the kitchen
Man in suit invades kitchen – Staff flee
And after I have fed the pesky poor I am going dancing.
The re invented Gordon Ramsey. Fuck off David !
Look Mummy. I'm pretending to cook.
Rather poor taste considering his mother died of cancer over a decade ago.
My apologies Gosman, if any offence was caused to any right wingers or their family members, by my generic comment depicting David Seymour as childish.
How churlish of me.
I,m making Kelvan a vanilla eclair with chour pastry and chocolate icing.
Why does everybody call me bighead, la la la .
Who put laughing gas into the gas supply?
On a "completely different topic", has anyone been watching the Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix? 😉😉😉