Caption Competition

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1. mickysavage 1

   9 May 2011 at 1:19 pm

   One of these people is in control of the ACT party and the other is in control of the National party?  Guess who?
   • Treetop 1.1

     9 May 2011 at 1:56 pm

     Looks like an inside job.
2. The Voice of Reason 2

   9 May 2011 at 1:25 pm

   National goes in one of Don’s ears and comes out the other as gnats. Meanwhile, John is grossly overvalued in the Guess the Leader’s IQ competition.
   • Lanthanide 2.1

     9 May 2011 at 3:05 pm

     Clever!
3. Robert Winter 3

   9 May 2011 at 1:31 pm

   The one with short fat hairy legs and the tall one with glasses – must be Eric and Ernie.
4. Zorr 4

   9 May 2011 at 1:31 pm

   “Oooh! Ooooh! Don! Don! I don’t have a picture of me standing next to you for my scrapbook! Get over here quick! Now say cheese…”
5. Pascal's bookie 5

   9 May 2011 at 1:45 pm

   Ones and twos.
6. Treetop 6

   9 May 2011 at 1:50 pm

   Is Brash a recycled politician or a body guard?
7. BLiP 7

   9 May 2011 at 1:52 pm

   Don’s love child revealed!
8. Craig Young 8

   9 May 2011 at 2:02 pm

   Stop strange-sect marriages NOW!!!
   • HitchensFan 8.1

     9 May 2011 at 4:12 pm

     Brilliant, Craig! That wins my prize. I laughed out loud (coffee snort)
     • D-D-D-Damn ! 8.1.1

       10 May 2011 at 3:44 pm

       Just another San Francisco Wedding.
9. willie maley 9

   9 May 2011 at 2:09 pm

   DonKey
10. Richard 10

    9 May 2011 at 2:11 pm

    The four fleas of inequity fly in star formation out of Don Brash’s ear and move in an inexorable parabolic arc toward their new host.
11. mikesh 11

    9 May 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Do we look like gnats??
12. The Voice of Reason 12

    9 May 2011 at 2:17 pm

    I’ve got a gun, John. Just keep smiling and no one gets hurt.
13. higherstandard 13

    9 May 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Luke I am your father.
14. The Voice of Reason 14

    9 May 2011 at 2:27 pm

    John: How come you’re so much taller than me?

    Don: I’m using Rodney Hide as a soap box. Don’t laugh, it’ll be you next.
15. The Voice of Reason 15

    9 May 2011 at 2:29 pm

    The Civil Union bill had many unintended consequences.
16. M 16

    9 May 2011 at 2:29 pm

    Donashima and Keyasaki getting together to Fukushima the NZ economy and its people.
17. Aaron Newbie 17

    9 May 2011 at 2:29 pm

    ‘A photo of the next Government’
18. Pascal's bookie 18

    9 May 2011 at 2:35 pm

    National Party leadership displays individuality and flair.
19. Akldnut 19

    9 May 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Tweedle dee and Tweedle dum(b)

    One is the ex leader of a Rouges gallery.
    The other is the current leader.

    The Don thinks ………dunno how long I can put on a smiley face with this prick.
    Keysta thinks …………dunno how long I can put on a smiley face with this prick.
20. ianmac 20

    9 May 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Two Mafia Dons avoid the court of public opinion.
21. hellonearthis 21

    9 May 2011 at 2:50 pm

    Oh no, not again.
22. Wayne 22

    9 May 2011 at 2:52 pm

    Key: Who is gonna replace Goff after his trouncing in Novemebr?

    Brash: Hidey is looking for a new job!!
    • The Voice of Reason 22.1

      9 May 2011 at 3:35 pm

      Don: What are you going to do with your entourage after the election, John?

      John: You mean I’m not allowed to keep them? So what did Bill mean when he said I’d be safe and sound in Hawaii before the year was out?
23. Tangled up in blue 23

    9 May 2011 at 2:56 pm

    What do you mean we gotta go back to the future doc?
24. Akldnut 24

    9 May 2011 at 3:02 pm

    “The two faces of money”
25. Sally 25

    9 May 2011 at 3:24 pm

    Don Brash plans his take over of the Young Nats leadership.
26. kriswgtn 26

    9 May 2011 at 3:26 pm

    From left

    The future PM of NZ followed by the winner of the 2011 NZ next top model

    😛
27. Tel 27

    9 May 2011 at 3:26 pm

    ‘Proboscis Monkey leaders get a red nose when they’re angry or excited, leaving party faithful confused at Nact Conference’
28. Jean Doom 28

    9 May 2011 at 3:28 pm

    What you can’t see in the photo is that they’re holding hands while being fluffed.
29. Tel 29

    9 May 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Key exposed as a stupid alien dumped on Earth by his mother race after foolishly exposing his antennae because he was told he was going to a Party reception.
    • kaipara pete 29.1

      9 May 2011 at 10:26 pm

      🙂 I thought it looked like Key had antennae coming out of his head too
30. bbfloyd 30

    9 May 2011 at 4:29 pm

    reference photo taken at a very early stage of the ” look away into the distance, and smile confidantly” rehearsal sessions.
31. idlegus 31

    9 May 2011 at 4:36 pm

    thunderbirds are go!
    • Bob 31.1

      9 May 2011 at 11:58 pm

      International Rescue , Brains speaking
      Dam you Don , that was my line .
32. Rob 32

    9 May 2011 at 4:39 pm

    John Key attempted but failed to tell Don Brash they were not celebrating his 75th birthday made awkward when Brash’s mother appeared in a wheelchair with a cake singing happy birthday.
33. prism 33

    9 May 2011 at 4:48 pm

    If you’re sappy and you know it, clap your hands, clap your hands!
34. happynz 34

    9 May 2011 at 5:26 pm

    It’s a Banker and a Wanker!

    erm…which is the banker and which is the wanker?

    Take your pick. You can’t go wrong.
35. logie97 35

    9 May 2011 at 6:49 pm

    One of them believes he is the leader of his party and will be again, come November.
    The other believes otherwise.
36. Dotty 36

    9 May 2011 at 7:36 pm

    What makes more noise than one dinosaur…?
37. fabregas4 37

    9 May 2011 at 7:37 pm

    I”ll take the North Island you take the South.
38. Policy Parrot 38

    9 May 2011 at 7:41 pm

    “Always two there are, no more, no less. A master… and an apprentice.”

    “But which was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?”
39. peterlepaysan 39

    9 May 2011 at 8:42 pm

    Tweedle- Um and Tweedle- Eek.
40. burt 40

    9 May 2011 at 10:18 pm

    ‘Gone’ by lunchtime.
41. burt 41

    9 May 2011 at 10:26 pm

    Well on their way by lunchtime.
42. mikesh 42

    10 May 2011 at 12:42 am

    Look, John, there’s a chap over there who sure knows how to blow a whistle.
43. HC 43

    10 May 2011 at 12:43 am

    The undertakers dressed in dark suits say:

    “Welcome to your funeral, buddy!”

    “Don’t worry, we’ve got it all organised and you’re in best hands. Just trust us and we will look after your last journey.”
44. Jenny 44

    10 May 2011 at 5:28 am

    The Sith always come in twos

    “Always two there are, no more, no less.”

    Yoda

    From Yoda’s knowledge of the Sith

    “Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.”

    The rule of Two – from Wookieepedia
    • travellerev 44.1

      10 May 2011 at 7:40 am

      Cool!!
    • the sprout 44.2

      10 May 2011 at 9:28 am

      😆
45. joe90 45

    10 May 2011 at 7:49 am

    “Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.”

    The Winner!.
46. todd 46

    10 May 2011 at 9:23 am

    Prime Ministers rating soars in a John or Don poll.
47. Tel 47

    10 May 2011 at 10:39 am

    Top two finalists in NZ Traitor-Idol pose before going into the deciding treason round.
48. The Voice of Reason 48

    10 May 2011 at 1:12 pm

    ” … and the winner for Best Supporting Actor goes to John Key for ‘The Organ Grinder’s Monkey’. Mr Key couldn’t be at the awards ceremony today and remain sober, so accepting on his behalf is the writer, producer and chief financial officer of the soon to be cancelled series, Don Brash.”
49. Bill 49

    10 May 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Heading: Only an ass would vote for a donkey government.

    Superimposed text: Hee – Ha-aw!
50. McFlock 50

    10 May 2011 at 5:53 pm

    For all Don’s history as a firm tory, former National leader and now leader of Act, he still needs to wear a name tag?

    Or :

    John: shit, Don, we’re all supposed to remove our club badges when being photographed

    Don: But I really like it, and what harm can it to? Perfectly aggreeable sentiment for most real New Zealanders.

    John: Don, the motto is “National: proudly skull-fucking the New Zealand worker for 75 years”
51. Toby Keith 51

    10 May 2011 at 8:59 pm

    The guy on the right will get a second term.

    [lprent: When writing comments it frequently pays to engage your brain before posting the comment. It reduces the number of people who write you off as a fool.

    In this case the person on the right was elected to the house in 2002 and is currently serving his third term. Even a basic level of precision in what you say helps immensely in others thinking that you may be worth engaging with. ]
52. Leftie Westie 52

    11 May 2011 at 8:52 am

    Key: Yes you can play but I am still in charge.
    Brash: That’s OK – just think of ACT as a retirement village for disgruntled ex MP’s.
53. SloeDaddy 53

    12 May 2011 at 3:55 pm

    DON-KEY
54. spew 54

    12 May 2011 at 11:26 pm

    NEXT TIME LEAVE THEM IN ANTARTICA AND SAVE THE PENGUINS -THEIR DRESSED READY TO GO

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