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The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about people’s relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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The Love Boat job applicants on September 21.
Zombies,tazed then botoxed.
What, me worry ?
Dress rehearsal for a parody called The Diversity Reshuffle.
Nat’s annual _ _ _ tour to Thailand…
National’s backbenchers celebrating bi-monthly leadership change.
We are trying to escape once there is an available flight to the Pacific Island's until 19 September, then we will all come back refreshed.
We will spend up over there to boost their economy.
Backbenches-were-us.
Bye bye Boogaloos
"National Party split: New Wiggles party to tour country spreading messages of how to deal with coronavirus"
The natzi party pretending to be at the Pacific Forum.
Not a caption but rather unfortunate that Hawaiian shirts are a symbol of white supremacy …
https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/a32754893/why-rightwing-protestors-wear-hawaiian-shirts/?utm_campaign=esq-2020-tradetracker&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=tradetracker&utm_term=137180
Sicko stuff in the current context. The US does seem in almost a pre Civil War scenario with the Mayors of Portland and NY talking of taking action against the federal Govt re unrequested clampdowns on protest.
Hawaiian shirts have often walked a fine line between relaxed summer wear and a fashion crime–older guys signalling “I am a wacky guy really…” In my younger days–late 70s– I bought beautiful non kitsch Hibiscus print shirts from a Samoan store in Albert St Auckland–Fare Paru? (excuse wrong spelling etc. a long time ago) and enjoyed them at the time. Would not touch a Hawaiian shirt with a 40 foot pole now.
They all knew! The fingers are all pointing at Falloon.
It's a National Party video encouraging private school and university students to consider a politician's career as being fun, encouraging creativity, well-paid and not demanding of high qualifications.
"Aisles of National Insignificants"
On National Party job advertisement for MPs on Seek.
'This is how a typical day passes in the life of an National MP
exercising our fingers and our tongues
sitting really close to each other
wearing silly shirts
disrespecting the mana of parliamentary chamber '
The cast of Sir Peter Jackson’s new movie Lord of the Cringe.
National MP,s celebrate, all bar one having passed the Montreal Cognative Assessment test. He was so pre-occupied with his phone he failed the last five questions.
Look guys, we do the flirt' finger guns' and the chicks do the shaka cos they ok with us !
Wingnut productions announces that it has acquired the rights to produce new Carry On films, and will feature minor local celebrities. Preliminary titles may include Carry On Gliding On, Carry On Covid 19, and Carry On Constitutional Monarchy.
When the Leader is away, the minors come out to play.
It's a pic of the graduates of Nats' professional development course on Digit(al) Communications.
Falloon as the class's 'sauma cum laude' being celebrated with his dissertation on two digits.
" See fellas, you just need these two fingers to text in search box, scroll, select pic, then send !"
Fingers n pyjamas
I'm less brainy than my shirt
Can you guys point out who is the source of the National party caucus leak?
Eleven examples of the need for contraception.