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- Chris Bishop: Smokinâ
Yes. Correct. It was an election result. And now we are the elected government. ...12 hours ago - 2023 SkS Weekly Climate Change & Global Warming News Roundup #48
A chronological listing of news and opinion articles posted on the Skeptical Science Facebook Page during the past week: Sun, Nov 26, 2023 thru Dec 2, 2023. Story of the Week CO2 readings from Mauna Loa show failure to combat climate change Daily atmospheric carbon dioxide data from Hawaiian volcano more ...12 hours ago - Affirmative Action.
Affirmative Action was a key theme at this election, although I don’t recall anyone using those particular words during the campaign.They’re positive words, and the way the topic was talked about was anything but. It certainly wasn’t a campaign of saying that Affirmative Action was a good thing, but that, ...18 hours ago - 100 days of something
It was at the end of the Foxton straights, at the end of 1978, at 100km/h, that someone tried to grab me from behind on my Yamaha.They seemed to be yanking my backpack. My first thought was outrage. My second was: but how? Where have they come from? And my ...19 hours ago - Look whoâs stepped up to champion Winston
There’s no news to be gleaned from the government’s official website today – it contains nothing more than the message about the site being under maintenance. The time this maintenance job is taking and the costs being incurred have us musing on the government’s commitment to an assault on inflation. ...1 day ago - What's The Story?
Don’t you sometimes wish they’d just tell the truth? No matter how abhorrent or ugly, just straight up tell us the truth?C’mon guys, what you’re doing is bad enough anyway, pretending you’re not is only adding insult to injury.Instead of all this bollocks about the Smokefree changes being to do ...2 days ago - The longest of weeks
Hello! Here comes the Saturday edition of More Than A Feilding, catching you up on the past week’s editions.Friday Under New Management Week in review, quiz style1. Which of these best describes Aotearoa?a. Progressive nation, proud of its egalitarian spirit and belief in a fair go b. Best little country on the planet c. ...2 days ago - Suggested sessions of EGU24 to submit abstracts toLike earlier this year, members from our team will be involved with next year's General Assembly of the European Geosciences Union (EGU). The conference will take place on premise in Vienna as well as online from April 14 to 19, 2024. The session catalog has been available since November 1 ...2 days ago
- Under New Management
1. Which of these best describes Aotearoa?a. Progressive nation, proud of its egalitarian spirit and belief in a fair go b. Best little country on the planet c. Under New Management 2. Which of these best describes the 100 days of action announced this week by the new government?a. Petulantb. Simplistic and wrongheaded c. ...2 days ago - While we wait patiently, our new Minister of Education is up and going with a 100-day action planSorry to say, the governmentâs official website is still out of action. When Point of Order paid its daily visit, the message was the same as it has been for the past week: Site under maintenance Beehive.govt.nz is currently under maintenance. We will be back shortly. Thank you for your ...2 days ago
- DAVID FARRAR: Hysterical bullshitRadio NZ reports: Te PÄti MÄori’s co-leader Debbie Ngarewa-Packer has accused the new government of âdeliberate .. systemic genocideâ over its policies to roll back the smokefree policy and the MÄori Health Authority. The left love hysterical language. If you oppose racial quotas in laws, you are a racist. And now if you sack ...3 days ago
- ELE LUDEMANN: It wasnât just $55 millionEle Ludemann writes – Winston Peters reckons media outlets were bribed by the $55 million Public Interest Journalism Fund. He is not the first to make such an accusation. Last year, the Platform outlined conditions media signed up to in return for funds from the PJIF: . . . ...3 days ago
- Weekly Roundup 1-December-2023
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- 2023 More Reading: November (+ Writing Update)
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The coalition party agreements are mainly about returning to 2017 when National lost power. They show commonalities but also some serious divergencies.The two coalition agreements â one National and ACT, the other National and New Zealand First â are more than policy documents. They also describe the processes of the ...3 days ago - Questions a nine year old might ask the new Prime Minister
First QuestionYou’re going to crack down on people ram-raiding dairies, because you say hard-working dairy owners shouldn’t have to worry about getting ram-raided.But once the chemist shops have pseudoephedrine in them again, they're going to get ram-raided all the time. Do chemists not work as hard as dairy owners?Second QuestionYou ...3 days ago - Questions a nine year old might ask the new Prime MinisterFirst QuestionYou’re going to crack down on people ram-raiding dairies, because you say hard-working dairy owners shouldn’t have to worry about getting ram-raided.But once the chemist shops have pseudoephedrine in them again, they're going to get ram-raided all the time. Do chemists not work as hard as dairy owners?Second QuestionYou ...3 days ago
- Finally
Henry Kissinger is finally dead. Good fucking riddance. While Americans loved him, he was a war criminal, responsible for most of the atrocities of the final quarter of the twentieth century. Cambodia. Bangladesh. Chile. East Timor. All Kissinger. Because of these crimes, Americans revere him as a "statesman" (which says ...3 days ago - Government in a hurry â Luxon lists 49 priorities in 100-day plan while Peters pledges to strength...Buzz from the Beehive Yes, ministers in the new government are delivering speeches and releasing press statements. But the message on the governmentâs official website was the same as it has been for the past several days, when Point of Order went looking for news from the Beehive that had ...3 days ago
- DAVID FARRAR: Luxon is absolutely right
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There are fears that mooted changes to building consent liability could end up driving the building industry into an uninsured hole. Photo: Lynn Grieveson / The KākāTL;DR: Here’s my pick of the top 10 news and analysis links elsewhere as of 10 am on Thursday, November 30, including:The new Government’s ...4 days ago - Gordon Campbell on how climate change threatens cricketâs future
Well that didnât last long, did it? Mere days after taking on what he called the âawesome responsibilityâ of being Prime Minister, M Christopher Luxon has started blaming everyone else, and complaining that he has inherited âeconomic vandalism on an unprecedented scaleâ – which is how most of us are ...4 days ago - We need to talk about Tory.
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- How long does this last?
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- GRAHAM ADAMS:Â Media knives flashing for Luxonâs government
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- National takes over infrastructureThough New Zealand First may have had ambitions to run the infrastructure portfolios, National would seem to have ended up firmly in control of them. POLITIK has obtained a private memo to members of Infrastructure NZ yesterday, which shows that the peak organisation for infrastructure sees National MPs Chris ...5 days ago
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- Whoâs Driving The Right-Wing Bus?
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Cheers to reader Deane for this quote from Breakfast TV today:Chloe Swarbrick to Brook van Velden re the coalition agreement: “... an unhinged grab-bag of hot takes from your drunk uncle at Christmas”Cheers also to actual Prime Minister of a country Christopher Luxon for dorking up his swearing-in vows.But that's enough ...5 days ago - Sanity breakCheers to reader Deane for this quote from Breakfast TV today:Chloe Swarbrick to Brook van Velden re the coalition agreement: “... an unhinged grab-bag of hot takes from your drunk uncle at Christmas”Cheers also to actual Prime Minister of a country Christopher Luxon for dorking up his swearing-in vows.But that's enough ...5 days ago
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- Black Friday
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- How many smokers will die to fund the tax cuts?7 days ago
- How the culture will change in the BeehivePerhaps the biggest change that will come to the Beehive as the new government settles in will be a fundamental culture change. The era of endless consultation will be over. This looks like a government that knows what it wants to do, and that means it knows what outcomes ...7 days ago
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- Some of it is mad, some of it is bad and some of it is clearly the work of people who are dangerous ...
On announcement morning my mate texted:Typical of this cut-price, fake-deal government to announce itself on Black Friday.What a deal. We lose Kim Hill, we gain an empty, jargonising prime minister, a belligerent conspiracist, and a heartless Ayn Rand fanboy. One door closes, another gets slammed repeatedly in your face.It seems pretty ...1 week ago - âRevolutionâ is the threat as the MÄori Party smarts at coalition governmentâs Treaty directi...Buzz from the Beehive Having found no fresh announcements on the governmentâs official website, Point of Order turned today to Scoop’s Latest Parliament Headlines  for its buzz. This provided us with evidence that the MÄori Party has been soured by the the coalition agreement announced yesterday by the new PM. “Soured” ...1 week ago
- The Good, the Bad, and the even Worse.
Yesterday the trio that will lead our country unveiled their vision for New Zealand.Seymour looking surprisingly statesmanlike, refusing to rise to barbs about his previous comments on Winston Peters. Almost as if they had just been slapstick for the crowd.Winston was mostly focussed on settling scores with the media, making ...1 week ago - When it Comes to Palestine – Free Speech is Under Threat
Hi,Thanks for getting amongst Mister Organ on digital — thanks to you, we hit the #1 doc spot on iTunes this week. This response goes a long way to helping us break even.I feel good about that. Other things — not so much.New Zealand finally has a new government, and ...1 week ago - Thank you Captain Luxon. Was that a landing, or were we shot down?
Hello! Here comes the Saturday edition of More Than A Feilding, catching you up on the past week’s editions.Also in More Than A FeildingFriday The unboxing And so this is Friday and what have we gone and done to ourselves?In the same way that a Christmas present can look lovely under the ...1 week ago
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Labourâs strong line-up for the 54th Parliament brings experience and energy to the job of Opposition. ...4 days ago - The future of Aotearoa is at stake
The next 100 days will be a fight for our future. ...4 days ago - MÄori will die to fund tax cutsBy scrapping Aotearoaâs world-leading smokefree laws, this government is sacrificing MÄori lives to fund tax cuts for the wealthy. Not only is this plan revolting, but it doesnât add up. Treasury has estimated that the reversal of smokefree laws to pay for tax cuts will cost our health system $5.25bn, ...4 days ago
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- Greens launch petition to save oil and gas banThe Green Party has launched a petition to save the ban on oil and gas exploration. ...7 days ago
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Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Erin Leif, Senior Lecturer, Educational Psychology & Inclusive Education, Monash University Markus Spiske/ Unsplash, CC BY-SA A Senate inquiry has found Australian students need specific lessons in how to behave. The inquiry, which has been looking at âincreasing disruption ...1 day ago - Why are drive-thru menus so hard to read?Drive-thru menus these days are confusing and scattershot, filled with a random assortment of doodles of food and vague adwords. It didnât used to be this way, writes Hayden Donnell. Kate was young, but she can still picture it clearly. She was in the back of the car as it ...2 days ago
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Eye, cap'n!
"If you look closely you can see the burglars driving from Mt Albert to South Auckland"
(Not a caption) I see a one-eyed Nat, but could someone please fill me in on what this photo shows?
I think the male is Simeon Brown who from memory has been given the Transport portfolio by Luxon. What he’s doing standing in the middle of a highway who knows. Checking the speed limits? I also s'pose that is his wife alongside him.
Oh well, that stuffs up my one. I thought it was Melissa Lee. Lol.
According to the Post tags it's Melissa Lee and Simeon Brown.
Bit obscure though.
đphew I can cancel my SpecSavers appointment then.
Can you see a National supporter not yet
Looks like Taupo. North end of Lake Terrace standing on traffic island entry to car park.
The statue of the Walking Boy is the giveaway, it's Potters Park in Mt Eden. Half-way down Dominion Road, Half-way down, Half-way down, Half-way down Dominion Road.
Good spotting. I'm picking the photo is a nat stunt having a go at the lack of progress on the rail link that labour promised in 2017 would be finished in 2021?
And … Beetlebomb
Still looking for that $11.7b hole. . .
Where's Wally?
I cannot see anyone shorter than me. So OK I'll work with you to get another Asian woman in on the party list.
Taking social distancing to the next level.
I think I can see people from here.
Melissa Lee and Simeon Brown watch National's election chances disappearing over the horizon.
Simeon: A policy, I think I can see a policy!
Melissa: Where, where? Surely never?
Simeon: I can I tell you, a policy!
Would people vote for that?
"I can see clearly now Judith is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had us blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow we've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day."
(With apologies to Jimmy Cliff)
'here comes Judith now…
hey,I can see a bald head on the…grassy knoll'
I'm thinking, "grassless knoll"
I’m thinking Labour's 'magic bullet.'
"Still looking for the next National PM"
Seeking roads of National significance by those who are not……
not one of them in government. who cares.
Crikey, is that Jacinda climbing out the back window?
I can't see through all those people lined up at the soup kitchen, Simeon.
"What can you see?' 'Transmission Gully'. "Have they finished it yet?'
Omigosh, it's omicron.
It's Spiderman, he looks really short from this far away.