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9:29 am, July 9th, 2023 - 31 comments
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Move over…Ken…here's…Baldie!
'Mass edition-All boxed up and ready to go!"
” I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can rub my head, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation”
All credit to the creator
Mattel releases 'the Chris doll'..
See it move…!..see it speak..!
Press the turbo button..and he does both at the same time..!
A boxed present..for act..
Luxon: 'i embrace barbie..and all she stands for..
For me she epitomises national party policy..
And she speaks for nz'ers sick and tired of this do-nothing government doing nothing for barbie…and all she stands for…
And I am no johnny-come-lately to barbie..
Back when I had hair..I had a barbie-bus/motorhome..
And it/she had combs and brushes..
Aahh!..the memories..!
Barbie rules..!..'
Childish fantasy on sale in October.
When I became a man, I did not put away childish things, I put on a tie and became rilly aspirational.
Luxon:
'don brash had his walking-the-plank moment ..
Is this my barbie-moment…?
Do they know about the bus..?'
Limited Edition
DeLuxon Model with 5 Talking Points Included!
Batteries and Policies not included
Voodoo-Proof
Lucky Dip?/Unlucky Dip?/ Dip?
5 talking points?
Are they doing an almighty upgrade, rejigging before final release. I thought they had prided themselves that the doll had one talking point Vote National. Haven't they already decided to do away with the policies?
lt now comes with an optional extra two words 'Buddy' and 'Kura' if you squeeze it.
This will win votes…
Barbie bringing you shiny empty soulless products since 1950
Very catchy Bwaghorn!
B version – Bullshit Barbie.
We only wish it was only in cinemas.
I'm a bloke, and I'm crappy
I'm rich, but I've whined
I'm short, but I'm wealthy, yeah
I flew high, but I'm grounded
I'm insane, and I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost, but I'm hopeful, baby
[Chorus]
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be mine, mine, mine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is givin' tax cuts
I'm a flunk, when I'm sober
I'm old, and I'm overpaid
I'm bored, but I'm praying, yeah
I don't care, and I'm useless
I'm here, but I'm really gone
I'm wrong, but I'm not sorry, baby
[Chorus]
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be mine, mine, mine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is givin' tax cuts
(apologies to Alanis Morisette)
Listened to the original. VG.
Walks backwards and back-walks
They'll be on special in October..
So hold off 'till then….
And these don't usually go up in value..
You can pick up a david cunnliffe action man for a song these days..
Along side the Phil Goff porcelain, with all those Tory knives in his back. And half a dozen leftist ones in the chest.
Inaction figure
good choice.
Highly Recommended Accessories:
Mercedes (Black colour only)
Scooter
Tesla with Optional Government Rebate
Deputy Doll
Self-Inflatable Poll
The Wrath Of Ken
'Don't scoff – I'm trying out my inner pink'.
ones a plastic inanimate cartoon character figure
the other is a doll created by Mattel in 1959
Move over Planet Key. Welcome to Luxon-world! Where everything is fake and we sell feelgood messages while giant corporations plunder your wallet! Blame Labour! Blame Maoris! Drive a Ford Ranger! Ignore Climate Change!
The corporate media will piss on everyone and tell us it's raining. Good news for the 0.01% !!!
"And here we see a brand new Hollow Man, fresh off the production line"
I’m ready for my close-up now Nicola.
or
Ken couldn’t make it, guys. This is better. Whadda ya think Nic?