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- David now turns to Rodney with a stricken face
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- Thursday 13 March
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- Wednesday 12 March
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Worn out colonial vehicle fails to make next step through Parliament.
King of the Road!
Old worn-out ute and shoes, I don't pay no union dues, I smoke old roaches I have found, short but not too big around
[Refrain] I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road.
Seymour shows off the capability of the more affordable military vehicles from Compass.
Doing some Scout Master training modules…anyone fancy a bush jaunt…
reasons for delays in delivery of school lunches revealed – old vehicle and dick driver
heard the dick on the radio, tried to defend his actions rather than take responsibility and say ‘yeah, I acted like a dick, I need to learn a lesson’. Buck stops somewhere else seymour
It’s a jungle out there but gamekeeper Dave is regulating it.
Atlas agent tries to infiltrate Parliament in camouflaged vehicle.
Little lord hehaws posterior having spiffing day,
Lost lifestyler looking for Lambton Quay.
Seymour: 'this is fun..!…what will I do next ..?
I know ..!… I'll go and pee in luxons letterbox..!'
Seymour: 'i'm gonna make luxon the starmer of nz ..!
Then I will rule. !'
Seymour the Powerful: 'Move over Winston – my turn at the wheel.'
https://newsroom.co.nz/2024/09/01/an-ode-to-to-the-minister-of-cutting-red-tape-seymour-of-the-grand-scissors/
David Seymour is Acting out his Principles of Property Rights and Landownership.
The Minister of Regulation demonstrates personal responsibility by showing parliamentary security the WOF of the vintage vehicle.
You see THAT'S how you deliver school lunches!
David Seymour takes the PM's advice and does a photo opportunity for a women's magazine before becoming deputy PM. He explains his father was conceived in the vehicle and he himself is now planning to follow the family tradition.
Seymour: 'i'm gonna use this…when we do the coup….'
"Seatbelt? Who needs a seatbelt? I'm a malignant narcissist who makes the rules!"
Acts Clown Prince in clown car. Although maybe a little pennywise in that clown….
David Seymour wants a debate on why the Ram Raid Bill is redundant.
Market Leninists begin the February Revolution.
Look who is the bully is now mum
At 80 years old, this car gets better healthcare than the average New Zealander…
Andrew Bayly turns into a jerk when he tours vineyards
Seymours smirk of desperation. Despite the wheels having fallen off his coalition clown car….
The Joker in a Jeep.
Creepy as.
This guy, the one who wants to be in charge of how governance is regulated, is not the one you want on the driveway of your home – the speaker will likely seek a restraining order.
https://www.tickaroo.com/e/FIZnDTDSsf0PYJKz
Rules for Thee
But not for Me.
Seymour: 'i'll betcha trump didn't think of this'..
Seymour:'when we take over.. I'm gonna make myself a field -marshall..'