Caption Contest

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1. millhouse 1

   5 July 2011 at 3:07 pm

   “Braaains…..”
   • ianmac 1.1

     5 July 2011 at 4:08 pm

     “Braaaains but no morals!”
     • D-D-D-Damn ! 1.1.1

       6 July 2011 at 3:37 pm

       A window into the heart of darkness
       • D-D-D-Damn ! 1.1.1.1

         6 July 2011 at 3:39 pm

         The look of a man expecting a 20-point poll bounce, but getting a 0.2.
         • D-D-D-Damn ! 1.1.1.1.1

           6 July 2011 at 3:41 pm

           Rupert Murdoch’s doppleganger.
2. Andy-Roo 2

   5 July 2011 at 3:10 pm

   I know it looks like I have not shaved, but that is really just the blood of my victims…
3. bryce 3

   5 July 2011 at 3:15 pm

   I’m saying this honestly, your children will be safe staying over with me
   • ianmac 3.1

     5 July 2011 at 4:07 pm

     Rilly? Trooley?
4. bryce 4

   5 July 2011 at 3:16 pm

   Frozen 5000 year old vampire thaws, integrates into society.
5. Tel 5

   5 July 2011 at 3:22 pm

   John Key snapped by clever Apple Ap called iReal which reveals the actual politician beneath the public facade
6. Ianupnorth 6

   5 July 2011 at 3:29 pm

   Would you like to see some puppies?
   • bryce 6.1

     5 July 2011 at 3:40 pm

     nice
7. travellerev 7

   5 July 2011 at 3:30 pm

   Well, you know?…. He does have honest blue eyes….
8. Ianupnorth 8

   5 July 2011 at 3:30 pm

   Now, where did I leave my white robes and pointy hate, I’ve got crucifix’s to burn.
9. Janice 9

   5 July 2011 at 3:30 pm

   I’m your nice Uncle Don and I want you to give me all your money and assets so my poor friends don’t starve. P.S. did it have to be such a big scary photo?
10. Ianupnorth 10

    5 July 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Would you buy a used car from this man?
    • travellerev 10.1

      5 July 2011 at 3:32 pm

      Well, You know?….. He’s got honest blue eyes……… .  .  .    .
11. Colonial Viper 11

    5 July 2011 at 3:39 pm

    “Those garlic cloves are not going to help you get equal pay young woman, and neither will I”
12. Colonial Viper 12

    5 July 2011 at 3:49 pm

    “I don’t think my good friend Rodney Hide is feeling at all disappointed or betrayed”
13. Zorr 13

    5 July 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Don Brash as seen by John Key…
14. g_man 14

    5 July 2011 at 3:54 pm

    You know something? On Kiwiblog, Farrar runs “Caption Contests” and always says “Comments should be amusing, not nasty”.

    Here, you have comments like “Now, where did I leave my white robes and pointy hate, I’ve got crucifix’s to burn”.

    I’m struggling to understand why people are so nasty here …
    • Colonial Viper 14.1

      5 July 2011 at 3:58 pm

      And we’re going to get much nastier as the year goes on.

      Even so, we won’t break into your PC and distribute your personal and political information like some other people might.
      • sweetd 14.1.1

        5 July 2011 at 4:42 pm

        There was no breaking in. The admin left the door unlocked and open encouraging anyone to go have look.
        • Lanthanide 14.1.1.1

          5 July 2011 at 6:38 pm

          Show us where Labour “encouraged” anyone to download the files.
          • felix 14.1.1.1.1

            5 July 2011 at 6:41 pm

            I suppose if you’re a crook, everything looks like a crime waiting to happen, eh?
            • Akldnut 14.1.1.1.1.1

              5 July 2011 at 10:16 pm

              sweetd you fucking idiot – it wasn’t just a look there was theft of personal data which was passed around, just because I leave my front door or open or unlocked doesn’t mean some wanker can come in and help himself to any of my personal information or property then spread it around the community.

              If this was done to a bank the internet theft rules would apply and whoever did it would be facing a cyber crime charge.

              You wouldn’t like it if you personal financial information was plastered all over the internet
    • Blighty 14.2

      5 July 2011 at 4:06 pm

      another right whiner.

      dry your little eyes, g_man. Brash has had worse things said about him than anything here. And that was just by the voices in his head.
    • lprent 14.3

      5 July 2011 at 4:21 pm

      It could have something to do with Owera…

      Unlike many of the myth making denizens at the sewer we have clear recollections of history. So we tell it as it is. I’m sad that you consider that reality is nasty – but I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

      IMHO: No man in NZ public life deserves the white pointy hat characterization as much as Brash does.
    • Carol 14.4

      5 July 2011 at 4:57 pm

      I’m struggling to understand why people are so nasty here …

      Unlike Blue @3.59pm?
    • Pascal's bookie 14.5

      5 July 2011 at 5:03 pm

      g_man, you pick a month, I’ll pick a week. You can then choose the open mike thread from here from that week that you think is the nastiest, and I’ll pick the general debate thread from KB. We then play ‘find the wankers’.

      Deal? We’ll have to do it on thurs, coz I’m busy with familial stuff over the next coupla days, but I think it would be a fascinating wee exercise.
    • felix 14.6

      5 July 2011 at 6:07 pm

      You guys need to get with the kiwiblog reich right school of race relations.

      The new rule is it’s fine to be a racist, but it’s a hanging matter to call someone a racist. Especially if they are a racist, cos it’s like racism. Against racists.
      • the sprout 14.6.1

        5 July 2011 at 10:21 pm

        😆
        • Colonial Viper 14.6.1.1

          5 July 2011 at 10:43 pm

          Descrimination against small minority groups, like the filthy wealthy, is also not allowed.
    • Ianupnorth 14.7

      5 July 2011 at 7:26 pm

      I said that, brash said the Orewa address; mine is on a leftist blog, his was on the 6 O’Clock news. Slight difference – I will continue to be nasty to the affluent until such time as they actually do something constructive to help the poor!
       
    • Reality Bytes 14.8

      5 July 2011 at 10:48 pm

      So Kiwiblog is supposed to be the fucking template and rules of Internet etiquette now?

      lol whatever mate.
15. Blue 15

    5 July 2011 at 3:59 pm

    Helen Clarke goes without make-up, millions terrified. Ginger-headed former MP’s jump for joy.
    • Blighty 15.1

      5 July 2011 at 4:07 pm

      Blue grasps at out of date misogynist straws, slips
      • Colonial Viper 15.1.1

        5 July 2011 at 4:10 pm

        🙂
        • dad4justice 15.1.1.1

          5 July 2011 at 7:43 pm

          “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
          Oscar Wilde had it right eh Don. Suck on another lemon Miss Clark! Checkmate nicky.
          • toad 15.1.1.1.1

            5 July 2011 at 8:42 pm

            FFS, who invited you back, d4j?
            • dad4justice 15.1.1.1.1.1

              5 July 2011 at 8:56 pm

              Who the hell are you to ask you old washed up green fungi. Go on a date with big bruv and get back to me – creep!
            • lprent 15.1.1.1.1.2

              5 July 2011 at 8:58 pm

              He actually currently does not have a ban and hasn’t had one for several years. He tends to obey the warnings enough to avoid bans, and I haven’t had to get moderator irritated with him for quite some time. That means he gets to comment here unless he runs afoul of one of the mods.

              I don’t think he adds that much to the debate. But he doesn’t seem to limit it anymore either. More like ambient noise?
              • dad4justice …

                5 July 2011 at 9:06 pm

                Thank you Iprent. Bad luck toady and big bruv, oh my, narking is no good here at the standard where demerit narks are not rewarded for their cowardise.
              • Colonial Viper …

                5 July 2011 at 9:07 pm

                Isn’t ambient noise supposed to be calming and pleasantly sleep inducing?
                • felix …

                  5 July 2011 at 9:12 pm

                  No that’s not what it means. Hippie.
                • lprent …

                  5 July 2011 at 9:25 pm

                  You obviously don’t live around Ponsonby Road. On Fridays and Saturday the ambient noise is often relationship breakups on our street corner…. While we are trying to sleep.

                  My concept of ambient noise may be different to yours?
                  • Colonial Viper …

                    5 July 2011 at 10:52 pm

                    🙂 Possibly…
      • Blue 15.1.2

        7 July 2011 at 12:35 pm

        Blighty lacks sense of humour, gets hysterical and asks “life partner” for genitals back.
16. Robert Atack 16

    5 July 2011 at 4:10 pm

    “Frankly, I’m looking to old for this job”
17. True Blue 17

    5 July 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Look I told you Garret was innocent.
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/5237131/Garrett-cleared-of-perjury
18. sally 18

    5 July 2011 at 4:15 pm

    “Alright – who made the crack about me running in East Coast Bays?”
    • lprent 18.1

      5 July 2011 at 4:24 pm

      Oh dear, that really takes me back. You can understand why this guy never ever stands for electorate seats any more.
      • ropata 18.1.1

        7 July 2011 at 6:51 am

        National 2002 : 21%
        National 2005 : 39%
        Bring Back Brash!
        • lprent 18.1.1.1

          7 July 2011 at 7:49 am

          Please, pretty please. Look at what he is doing to Act…
19. tc 19

    5 July 2011 at 4:25 pm

    Hurry up bansky, annoint either clown to run for the ‘pretending to be central wing’ in Epsom……don’t make me come over
20. Leopold 20

    5 July 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Unknown to the Empire, Palpantine secretly wears spectacles…
    OK, its nasty but the resemblance…
    • The Voice of Reason 20.1

      5 July 2011 at 4:49 pm

      It’s not that nasty; Juilia Gillard reminds me of Jar Jar Binks, which is far, far worse, IMHO.
21. Kaplan 21

    5 July 2011 at 4:35 pm

    It’s not OK.
22. mickysavage 22

    5 July 2011 at 4:42 pm

    Don Brash has suddenly realised that he is being parodied by @DrBrash on twitter and has read some of his tweats.
23. higherstandard 23

    5 July 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Geriatric has been superior to current leader of opposition and deputy PM.

    NZ public abandons all hope.
24. ianmac 24

    5 July 2011 at 4:50 pm

    What’s that Banksie? You are going to sack me? But but…..
25. Morrissey 25

    5 July 2011 at 4:57 pm

    “Eeeeeehhh, the only way for us to catch up to Australia is for New Zealand workers to take massive pay cuts. I am perfectly serious.” *

    * No joke. He actually said this.
26. toad 26

    5 July 2011 at 4:58 pm

    Act Leader Don Brash welcomed Alex Fogerty’s decision to leave National to join Act.

    “Like Bob Clarkson, John Banks and I, Alex has seen the need to give some backbone to the Government. Like us, he believes in ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer one law for all,” said Dr Brash.
27. joe90 27

    5 July 2011 at 5:01 pm

    Alex, I am your father.
    • travellerev 27.1

      5 July 2011 at 5:03 pm

      ROFL!!!
      • toad 27.1.1

        5 July 2011 at 5:43 pm

        LMAO! Thanks joe90 – gotta be the winner.
        • RedLogix 27.1.1.1

          5 July 2011 at 6:30 pm

          Oh that works on so many levels joe.

          (And not nasty either….)
28. Pascal's bookie 28

    5 July 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Gentleman Don: “There’s no room for vulgarity in plutocracy son”
29. rod 29

    5 July 2011 at 5:21 pm

    Do you think botox would pull in the punters for me Duncan.
30. William Joyce 30

    5 July 2011 at 5:26 pm

    The body has been discovered of the dead man whose identity was stolen by David Garrett.
    • Adolf Fiinkensein 30.1

      5 July 2011 at 6:28 pm

      Politics aside, that really IS funny.

      Many of the other comments wouldn’t make it into a fourth form school mag.
31. pollywog 31

    5 July 2011 at 5:26 pm

    NIGGUH WHUT !!!
32. William Joyce 32

    5 July 2011 at 5:36 pm

    Yo, porch monkey, read my speech!
33. Tangled up in blue 33

    5 July 2011 at 5:36 pm

    “Well, that’s odd … I’ve just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers – have him beaten to a pulp.”
34. marty mars 34

    5 July 2011 at 5:42 pm

    I don’t like you.
35. Penguins Pal 35

    5 July 2011 at 6:00 pm

    Garrets innocent I tell you, innocent.
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/5237131/Garrett-cleared-of-perjury
36. felix 36

    5 July 2011 at 6:11 pm

    You’re not a maaree are you? I don’t see why maarees should have cameras, there’s no mention of photography in the treaty.
    • lprent 36.1

      5 July 2011 at 6:43 pm

      Yes, all palangi should desist from taking photos of me as well – it isn’t the treaty of waitaiinnnggiiiiiii. Neither is the electronics of the standard. Kiwiblog… Oops – umm – aha – sewers were around!!!!!!
37. Principessa 37

    5 July 2011 at 6:42 pm

    Promotional Poster for HP and Deathly Hallows 2.
38. Jenny 38

    5 July 2011 at 6:49 pm

    ‘
    Don’t vote for me.

    I don’t need you to vote for me.

    I have never needed you to vote for me.

    I will never need you to vote for me.

    I will get into parliament even if not one person votes for me.

    I don’t have a mandate.

    I don’t need a mandate.

    I don’t want a mandate.

    I will determine the direction of the next government, without a mandate.

    Pitchforked by rich lobbyists to the head of the National Party, I was unelectable.

    Pitchforked to the head of the the ACT Party by wealthy lobbyists, I am still unelectable.

    It doesn’t matter that I am unelectable, with big money behind the John Banks campaign I will be pitchforked into parliament on his coat tails.

    Beware: I hate and despise you all and when I get into parliament I am determined to demonstrate it.

    You have been warned.
39. Mutante 39

    5 July 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Brilliant.
40. dad4justice 40

    5 July 2011 at 7:05 pm

    You wanna be a real Mafia Don like Al Capone then you must get shafted by a large nose slippery Key and his fat blob mate Gerry.
41. Scott 41

    5 July 2011 at 7:25 pm

    “Release the Hounds!”
42. Jenny 42

    5 July 2011 at 7:41 pm

    The triumph of the will.
43. Bored 43

    5 July 2011 at 7:44 pm

    Luke Skywalker…I am….
44. prism 44

    5 July 2011 at 7:50 pm

    I’ve trimmed my eyebrows and now I’m ready to trim you down to size.
45. Policy Parrot 45

    5 July 2011 at 8:00 pm

    He’ll have to swap those blue contact lenses for yellow ones.
46. mickysavage 46

    5 July 2011 at 8:02 pm

    Simon Lusk you promised that you could bring ACT’s polling around and all it rose was a paltry 0.2% …
47. crashcart 47

    5 July 2011 at 8:09 pm

    UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM……. Anyone got some Xlax, I am so full of shit it keeps coming out my mouth.
48. Treetop 48

    5 July 2011 at 9:06 pm

    I wear a suit when I go into WINZ for my superannuation cause I’m in a class of my own.
49. appleboy 49

    5 July 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Who would have an affair with him ..let alone marry him.
    • the sprout 49.1

      5 July 2011 at 10:15 pm

      can you imagine that bearing down on you!
      it’d be like a visitation from an incubus
50. johnm 50

    5 July 2011 at 11:18 pm

    The DON says: I’m going to make you an offer you caan’t refuse! I’ll cut you in when we loot the public wealth, white collar stuff: big tax cuts!

    Quote from the Godfather
51. Jenny 51

    5 July 2011 at 11:48 pm

    Mu-um-umy….. There is a horrible man staring at me.
52. Frank Macskasy 52

    5 July 2011 at 11:49 pm

    “It soon became apparent that the alien lizard-men had not quite perfected their human-skin disguise…”
53. Bob 53

    6 July 2011 at 12:19 am

    Any one for a pie ? I think cameron left a couple of mince and cheese in my fridge ?
    • prism 53.1

      6 July 2011 at 12:26 pm

      Bob are you sure it wasn’t whalemeat?
54. ropata 54

    6 July 2011 at 7:18 am

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
    I call this one “Blue Steel”.
    My economic theory was blown up in a totally unexpected petrol station accident!
55. pollywog 55

    6 July 2011 at 8:40 am

    ARE YOU EYBALLIN’ ME ?…NIGGA I WILL FUCK YOU UP !!!

    [lprent: That is getting over the edge. Too noisy apart from anything else. And teasing people for being raised in the 19th century is quite unfair. ]
    • Blue 55.1

      7 July 2011 at 12:38 pm

      Gee you’re all class aren’t you ‘wog.
      • pollywog 55.1.1

        7 July 2011 at 1:05 pm

        Gee you’re all class aren’t you ‘wog.

        …i can actually envision The Don saying that to just about anybody not of his ‘race’, but then again i can picture him in a spandex teddy saying ‘spank me Mistress Odgers’ to Cactus Kate too.
56. randal 56

    6 July 2011 at 11:19 am

    now where did I put that spare slice of baloney
57. kriswgtn 57

    6 July 2011 at 11:34 am

    I have just had my botox
58. mikesh 58

    6 July 2011 at 12:06 pm

    Is that a camera I see in front of me? Then why can’t I just smile and wave like that other fellow?
59. DeeDub 59

    6 July 2011 at 4:02 pm

    ” Where’s The CORNED Beef? “
60. anipere 60

    6 July 2011 at 6:49 pm

    ET, Daddy’s waiting
61. Wolfslair 61

    6 July 2011 at 9:45 pm

    Damn, why doesn’t all this economic mumbo jumbo I learned in kindergarten work on real people.
    • felix 61.1

      6 July 2011 at 10:25 pm

      hahaha!
62. M 62

    8 July 2011 at 12:12 am

    Archeologists found something older than the pyramids.
63. Jim Nald 63

    8 July 2011 at 11:15 am

    “With its wrinkly pink skin, beady eyes and outsize teeth, the naked mole rat resembles a sabretoothed sausage. But the strange-looking mammal has a secret which is fascinating scientists searching for a cure for diseases of old age, particularly cancer.

    “Despite being only four inches long, the rodent lives for 30 years – seven times longer than a normal rat – and appears not to be afflicted with the world’s number one killer disease.

    “Researchers have now taken a step towards understanding the extraordinary reason for its longevity and resistance ….. ”

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/europe/news/article.cfm?l_id=7&objectid=10736954

    oops. sorry. mistaken copy and paste job. wrong post.
    • Jenny 63.1

      9 July 2011 at 1:02 pm

      Easy mistake Jim.

      A much more attractive publicity shot
64. Craig 64

    8 July 2011 at 12:42 pm

    “Don!!! Where did you put that beneficiary’s baby?!”
    “URRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!”

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