Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 1:35 pm, February 28th, 2013 - 41 comments
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john key backbencher puppet

41 comments on “Caption contest”

  1. shorts 1

    I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore

  2. arandar 2

    Life’s goin’ nowhere, somebody help me,
    Somebody help me, yeah ….

  3. Marjorie Dawe 3

    Loose limbed and loose with the truth.

  4. TheContrarian 4

    This doesn’t need a caption.

  5. Marjorie Dawe 5

    I had better change my white suit because Skys dirty money might put stains on it.

  6. Rogue Trooper 6

    j j j Jive Talkin’

  7. Nate 7

    One’s a greasy sleazeball attempting to dance… the other’s a puppet…

    Works either way…

  8. One Tāne Huna 8

    “Cut, cut!!! How did this dead-eyed puppet get in my shot???!!!”

  9. vto 9

    I think Key has been taken the piss of here

  10. Addison 10

    This is how happy a party leader can be when his party don’t want to stab him in the back!

  11. Rosie 11

    Giddy Up Johhny Boy! Its time for a song

    Road to nowhere

  12. johnm 12

    I act like a dummy and appear like a dummy which gives me a dummy image and people buy it! 🙂 Eureka. I learned the look good dummy act from my U$ masters who rewarded me hansomely for ripping off the fiat currency racket.

  13. fenderviper 13

    PM resurrects 80’s culture and 80’s policies.

  14. expatriot 14

    The Prime Minister dancing to celebrate his good work (NZ’s grave not pictured)

  15. gobsmacked 15

    Tragedy

  16. Roy 16

    Two dummies. The one on the right is the better dancer and the better dresser.

  17. fenderviper 17

    Dummy and dumber audition for next Peter Jackson film liar & liar.

  18. fenderviper 18

    Left hand proves subconscious can attempt to use necktie to rid country of its worst PM ever.

  19. tc 19

    I like the line from Ego on 7 days…..’PM forgets to take ant FWit pills’

  20. Spot the real muppet …

  21. joe90 21

    I got a story to relate I’m sure you sympathize

    There’s something quite peculiar

    about my PM’s eyes

    […]

    Oh , he’s got tranz-rail eyes,

    he’s got he’s got tranz-rail eyes,

    he’s got he’s got tranz-rail eyes,

    he’s got he’s got tranz-rail eyes

    Apologies Robin Gibb.

  22. Raa 22

    Let’s see Shearer do this !

  23. feijoa 23

    I think Winston Peters had the best line for this quoted in the Dom I think

    “Grease is the word….”

  24. ak 24

    Mannequn trips mannequin.

  25. Arfamo 25

    Hands up those who love me.

  26. alwyn 26

    I am better off than Hone. He’s about to go over the Sutherland falls in his waka.

  27. karol 27

    It Came From Outer Space
    And this is how the message ran…

    Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
    Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature

  28. Treetop 28

    This puppert, thinks he’s holding a trophy.

  29. Addison 29

    JK gets preview of the latest Roy Morgan poll.

  30. fenderviper 30

    Astronomers identify Planet Key, turns out that it’s a mirror ball.

  31. mikesh 31

    Can nobody see how my puppet highlights my resemblence to to Berlusconi?

  32. Reagan thought he had it good

  33. Descendant Of Sssmith 33

    The arm on the puppet needs to be adjusted. It needs to be bent like the rest of me.

    Some lyrics don”t even need adjusting.

    On the waves of the air,
    There is dancin out there.
    If it’s somethin we can share,
    We can steal it.

  34. Descendant Of Sssmith 34

    I’d like to see that poster all over town.

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