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- Punish That Criminal !
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- Release: Govt cuts will cost jobs, health, and homes
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The Government’s Budget looks set to usher in a new age of austerity. This morning, Minister of Finance Nicola Willis said new spending would be limited to $1.4 billion, cut back from the original intended $2.4 billion, which itself was already $100 million below what Treasury said was needed to ...1 day ago - Right-Wing Government Strips Māori Health Safeguards and Pretends Colonisation Never Happened
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- Education Should be Led by Experts-Not Economists
Te Pāti Māori are appalled by Cabinet's decision to agree to 15 recommendations to the Early Childhood Education (ECE) sector following the regulatory review by the Ministry of Regulation. We emphasise the need to prioritise tamariki Māori in Early Childhood Education, conducted by education experts- not economists. “Our mokopuna deserve ...6 days ago
- Release: Govt’s flagship cost of living policy a failure
After promising $250 a fortnight to many families, the Government has been forced to admit just a couple hundred families are receiving it. ...6 days ago
- Release: Transparency needed on changes to early childhood education
The Government is putting children at risk in early childhood education (ECE) by proposing to loosen the requirement for qualified teachers. ...6 days ago
- Release: Govt funding needed to combat invasive seaweed
The Government must support Northland hapū who have resorted to rakes and buckets to try to control a devastating invasive seaweed that threatens the local economy and environment. ...1 week ago
- New Zealand First Introduces Bill Defining ‘Woman’ and ‘Man’ in Law
New Zealand First has today introduced a Member’s Bill that would ensure the biological definition of a woman and man are defined in law. “This is not about being anti-anyone or anti-anything. This is about ensuring we as a country focus on the facts of biology and protect the ...1 week ago - Release: Labour marks the passing of Pope Francis
Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins joins those mourning the passing of Pope Francis. ...1 week ago
- Release: Boot camps blog post fails to provide clarity
After stonewalling requests for information on boot camps, the Government has now offered up a blog post right before Easter weekend rather than provide clarity on the pilot. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Inflation rises and families feel the squeeze
Inflation is rising again and it’s landing hardest on families already stretched thin. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Govt doesn’t know how to fund new hospitals
The Government’s health infrastructure plan is big on promises but coy on where the money is coming from. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: $10 million for only 215 students in charter schools
David Seymour is pouring $10 million into charter schools that only have 215 students enrolled. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Food prices further stretching the family budget
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- Release: Mental health staff and patients at risk without plan
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- Release: Students struggling as Govt sits on hands
The Government is continuing to sit on its hands as students struggle to pay rent due to delays with StudyLink. ...3 weeks ago
- Release: More must be done to stop children going hungry
More children are going hungry and statistics showing children in material hardship continue to get worse. ...3 weeks ago
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- More children going hungry under Coalition govt
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- Release: Longer wait for treatment under National
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- Ka mate te Pire- Ka ora te mana o Te Tiriti o Waitangi me te iwi Māori
Today, Te Pāti Māori join the motu in celebration as the Treaty Principles Bill is voted down at its second reading. “From the beginning, this Bill was never welcome in this House,” said Te Pāti Māori Co-Leader, Rawiri Waititi. “Our response to the first reading was one of protest: protesting ...3 weeks ago
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- Minister ‘trying to have it both ways’ in ordering police to take swim test – Labo...
The 149 officers who graduated without being assessed on swimming ability will go through the test over the next four months. ...1 hour ago - Older Australians are also hurting from the housing crisis. Where are the election policies to help ...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Victoria Cornell, Research Fellow, Flinders University shutterstock beeboys/Shutterstock It would be impossible at this stage in the election campaign to be unaware that housing is a critical, potentially vote-changing, issue. But the suite of policies being proposed by the major parties largely ...1 hour ago - May Day Workers’ Hui On Tomorrow
Unless your workplace is already utopia – and we haven’t come across one yet – there is a good reason for all union members to come to this hui. Union members and delegates from many different unions and workplaces have told us why they and ...1 hour ago - Health NZ confirms a third of all IT roles will be cut
Final cuts were announced today following a consultation period. ...2 hours ago
- Inflation is easing, boosting the case for another interest rate cut in May
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By John Hawkins, Senior Lecturer, Canberra School of Politics, Economics and Society, University of Canberra Daria Nipot/Shutterstock Australia’s headline inflation rate held steady at a four-year low of 2.4% in the March quarter, according to official data, adding to the case for ...2 hours ago
- Ethnic MPs Condemn Race-based Criticism Of Their Political Work
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I know we hid those ballot boxes around here somewhere Pete…
“Dig your own graves…
That way I don’t ever get my hands dirty”
VRWC work gang doing PD.
Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey sing –
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
It ain’t no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine!
‘Soil victim of left wing smear campaign & media hounding.’
White collar crims allowed to wear own clothes.
5 out of 6 people questioned reckon Peter Dunne knows where the bodies are buried.
As we count the clock down to the election, government ministers seen to be digging their own graves.
Despite Prime Ministerial assistance benefit cost ratio of Transmission Gully still hopeless.
government ministers learn how to astroturf.
Fuck the Greens. We are building this road!
Lol
Shallow graves for hallow crooks.
Dirty politicians.
Day before release of Dirty Politics by Nicky Hager, ShonKey took a drive out to the country with some of the crew. . . Ummmm anyone seen Jason Ede lately?
lol Vaughan
“I’m pretty sure that should do it but knowing Judith and Jason we should pour a bloody big lump of concrete over the whole area”
ROFLMAO
golden!!
KEY: you can dig all you like but you’ll never find the truth
dig slater up, the danger has paased, we need our zombie back
“We need a better class of slater now…”
The National Party has finally realised the limitations of having no toilets on Planet Key.
Lol
Giardia!.
Gerry says: “This soil is definitely made in NZ, no question. . .”
Peter says: “Yes, this land is our land no doubt about it. . .”
ShonKey laughs: “HA HAAAA, not anymore!”
Three useless sods on the end of a spade.
ftw!
@ rod..
..heh..!
The closest thing to an honest days work #teamkey have ever done.
Wankers.
the final internment of any idea the national party is a rational/fair political-force..
..one working for the betterment of all new zealanders..
..(i understand that after the internment..
..they all took turns at pissing on the grave…)
here lieth jason ede…
the story of keys’ life..
..others work..he just leans in..a bit..
..looking for the angle..
wi tako prison work gang..pre-release-vocational-training…2016…
key:..’i’m sure i buried/hid those ‘high standards’ somewhere around here..’
key:..’c’mon guys..!..it’s my maui-wowee stash..!..keep looking..!..’
key to parata:..
..’and these are our plans for unemployed rural maori youth..
..we are going to teach them how to use a spade..’
dunne and brownlee dig deep in strange national party competition/ritual..
..the winner getting to be a minister..
Well, we gotta dig him up again.
the national party goes looking for some policies…
No lads, when I said Eade was “underground” I didn’t mean that!
key buries all his jeers/sneers at colin ‘moon-landing-denier’ craig..
..hoping nobody will notice/remember..
National’s new growth policy “Plant a Spade” in full swing.
lol
This how you dig yourself into a hole.
Sods launch new PPP scheme selling dirt to China.
James Cameron generously employs out of work Nats on his new Wairarapa farm. He was quoted as saying,” It’s only fair”.
Sotto voce from back ….. “That’s not what I meant when I said we had to replace the sod.”
key makes brownlee and dunne dig their own graves..
..the ‘smiling-assasin’ strikes again…
key:..’i’m sure this is where i buried heatley and wilkinson..’
Key ekshully so relaxed at the end of the day, he mis-hears ‘Mardi Gras’ so promotes “Muddy Grass” to attract gay voters.
All day long they work so hard till the sun is going down
Working on the highways and byways and wearing, wearing a frown
You hear they moaning their lives away
Then you hear somebody say
That’s the sound of the men,
Working on the chain, ga-ang
That’s the sound of the men,
Working on the chain, gang
dunne (sings)..’and i owe my soul to the company store’..
I’ve never done this before but I used to mow the lawns at our state house in Bryndwr…
no honest I did…..
“We’re just like these spades….shiny on top dirty underneath”.
I can stop digging now my feet have enough clay
For Christ sake Pete’s put your back into it, I’ve hidden that tax cut money round here somewhere & Gerry would you be so kind to point that in the other direction.
No toilets on Planet Key? – he lied again
http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835245
“How many holes have I dug? hmmmm I can’t remember”
13, 14, 15, right! 15 paces north… and dig, I think this is where I buried my integrity all those years ago.
gerry’s just digging on the promise of a free-lunch…
the first bit of physical work dunne has done in a decade..
..it doesn’t really show..does it..?
dunne:..’don’t you know who i am..?’..
‘
Dig, baby, dig.
dunne:..’i swear i didn’t leak the kitteridge report..!’
key:..’just keep digging..’
2nd guy from left:
“..i’m just unbuckling here..’..
1st guy on left:..
“..i’m john keys’ back-up nose..”
The Standard already captioned it for me:
http://imgur.com/E8uSjDT
Phew! that was taxing — ready for bed now.
“I know you’ve been patient John but the source of the leak is here somewhere – honestly.”
Key: “Hey Pete + Gerry, how do you get the spade to dig into the Earth like that? I’m pushing as hard as I can on the handle, but it just won’t break the surface.”
The sod is turning.
Finally, after 4 long years and with the election looming, the Christchurch rebuild begins in earnest.
when yr in a hole, start another one! tax cut #taxcutsquirrels
You think this is hard work wait till colin and Seymour join us
Postcard from the Nat family all looking for gold.
Oh Mary this [country’s] a wonderful sight
with the people here working by day and by night
They don’t sow potatoes nor barley nor wheat
But there’s gangs of them digging for gold in the street
At least when I asked them that’s what I was told
So I just took a hand at this digging for gold
But for all that I found there I might as well be
Where the mountains of mourne sweep down to the sea
Hey you guys, quick! Let us start digging the graves for the poor underclass feral scums now!
“Let us dig our own long drop. Voters are sure to send us all here on election night. Personal responsibility, remember? We have just 12 days to go! Nice place to hide our shit”
How far down is the oil?
“We need 50 more of these for the dolphins”
John – “When is a spade not a spade……?
Hekia – “When you’ve got hold of it John, then it becomes a leaner?
“Plebs don’t have enough food you say? Ok, I am relaxed about that! Let us dig them some grass instead. See, we do care!’
Nationals new mining policy demonstrated!
Dig you pitiful mammals! There’s no way I’m getting dirt under my scales…
John Key demonstrates how he digs dirt on the opposition
Hekia notices a Slater crawling around in a very deep hole!
Key shows with a little coating of whale oil no Dirt sticks to him or his Spade!
Transmission resumes as usual Key and cabinet get away with digging more dirt!
Key pulls his team into line its my way or the highway more dirt digging now this is how!
Pete have you finished the Dunny yet,Gerry I know your keen on brown fields Development!
Key: “With all this dirt, I’ll need to buy a new top drawer”
National’s funeral
Under the Governments version of the “Sword in the Stone” method for deciding leaders, Dunne & Brownlie fail in their leadership bid.
“Um guys, you know when I told you to ‘bury’ Nicky Hager ….”
Judith is around here somewhere
Brilliant captions. The best yet?
fat-cat rightwing politician extreme-sport..
parata to dunne:..
..’do you want me to check if yr butt-plug is still ok..?..’
2nd guy on left..
..’i’m still unbuckling here..!..
..he’s mine..!..’
straight after photo was taken..
..brownlee had to have a wee lie-down..
..lifting that sod..had done him in..
Key : “Dunny and Gerard, you buggers do have such big bottom lines!’
Checking out the reports-digging up the dirt
you get to meet all sorts in this line of work
treachery and treason-there’s always an excuse for it
and when I find the reasons-there’s still no excuse for it.
And what have you got-at the end of the day
what have you got to take away
a block of cheese and a new set of lies
blinkers on the people to avert their eyes.
Scared of life-no compensation……
private investigations.
Deepest apologies to Dire Straits
Better hurry up with this bunker – Julian Assange talks on monday!
3 tools, some onlookers … and 3 garden spades
Hekia’s horticultural lesson
”This is how we use to plant our dope up the coast
Just put a seed in the ground, no possums to worry about in those days .”
”Are you learning some thing John about the reason why we grow dope in NZ?”
NO MONEY cause you and pricks like you stole it all .
Maori fella ”If im quick I will be able to piss in that hole Peter”
Gerry:”This brings back distant memories”
Other fella ” We are gathered here today to witness the burial of a nation”
John Key. Working for New Zealand. What lovely words
“After all the bunkum we have dished out to the common people for the last six years, we might need this secret remote bunk to hide ourselves away after 20 Sept. So, dig, boys, dig!”
A small RWNJ crowd watches two senior cabinet ministers twerking for New Zealand! The head honcho who is also the twerking instructor looks well pleased! “The job is not yet finished, there are miles to go before we fleece, miles to go before we flee”, he whispers.
The PM and flunkeys break ground on the new ‘highway to China’ project. Hekia’s innotative tunnel concept passed completely under opposition party radar.
Peter Dunne digs his own grave with rouge National Party MPs
With Crosby and Textor looking on, Key makes sure he leaves the dirty work for others.
Suspects excavating our neo liberal modern National land of Oravida milk and dirty politics.
Call this a competition? You gits…Hell,,,I have already dug mine and taken a piss in it! Do I win the shoveling shit comp or what?
Two fellas at left hand side…..ffs….hurry up….we are bursting!
You two really believed me when I said,,,,I had buried your SIS records around here,,Ha!
The Ministry of Jerks!!!!!!!
Dig faster you morons….the Governor told me my Knighthood was buried around here someplace!
Ok , his Ego is massive, we aren’t gonna get Pete Georges out of here with small holes like that!
The Pretenders non tribute band,,,,started off with “Backkkkkkkkkkk on The Chain Gang”…..It needed more work yet at the defeat party it would be perfect..
Right seeing as Kim Dot pratt isn’t going to fund it for me……Get working on my swimming pool!
Trust me, like i tell the electorate trusts me….If we dig a tad deeper, we shall come across a colony of live moas……!
Excellent lads,,,,those two rugs of turf,,,will cover it…no one will see my balding spot
Ok we started off with four spades, which of you dickheads has thieved it?
Ok I have seen the film..we dig here….Ok there is no big W, like in the film…yet I am sure we will come across the tax cuts here
Keys didn’t know it at the time…yet to dig up the all blacks, haka practice ground…would have repercussions that would see him in plaster in a private hospital.
Its Ok, don’t sweat u dicks…Peter Jackson told me, this is middle earth and if we dig deep enough…We can use the live hobbit as as Slaters replacement!
Ha you morons..digging with old fashioned spades,,,look at me with my self delusional pneumatic hammer….I am gonna beat ya!!!!
Keys wins the shiny spade competition and declares himself exempt from any enquiries.
This is so wrong..you two promised me, you knew where the bodies of my political opponents were buried..If your wrong you know your punishment, yes a whole day with Pete George canvassing!
The deed was done, it took a while, yet free speech, democracy were buried far away in a field in New Zealand
Agent one far left “has anyone told keys, you don’t find truffles like this….agent two far left” you’re joking? It just good to see the arse do some work,,shusssh..”
Keys shows off to the press the beginning of his new holiday camps for the poor and vulnerable and anyone that votes Labour….Stalag Luft NZ1 would soon be built
WARNING – Disturbing content
It was rumoured that back in 2016 President Parata and her personal hit-squad used to take former rivals out to remote locations where they would be forced to dig their own graves before being shot.
(Please, if you find the thought of a President Parata distressing , do seek help and/or counseling and vote sensibly )
“Eureka, Eureka! I found it, I found it!”
“What?”
“Slater’s shit!”
“Bugger that, where is Jason?”