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- How Important is Regulation to Economic Performance?
The invitation to comment on the proposed Regulatory Standards Bill opens with Minister David Seymour stating ‘[m]ost of New Zealand's problems can be traced to poor productivity, and poor productivity can be traced to poor regulations’. I shall have little to say about the first proposition except I can think ...18 hours ago - Justice for Afghanistan?
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Support my work through a paid subscription, a coffee or reading and sharing. Thank you - I appreciate you all.Luxon’s penchant for “economic growth”Yesterday morning, I warned libertarianism had penetrated the marrow of the NZ Coalition agenda, and highlighted libertarian Peter Thiel’s comments that democracy and freedom are unable to ...24 hours ago - Defamation damages too…
A couple of recent cases suggest that the courts are awarding significant sums for defamation even where the publication is very small. This is despite the new rule that says plaintiffs, if challenged, have to show that the publication they are complaining about has caused them “more then minor harm.” ...1 day ago - Human Rights Review Tribunal serious about privacy damages
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- Weekly Roundup 24-January-2025
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Long stories short, the six things of interest in the political economy in Aotearoa around housing, climate and poverty on Friday January 24 are:PM Christopher Luxon’s State of the Nation speech in Auckland yesterday, in which he pledged a renewed economic growth focus;Luxon’s focused on a push to bring in ...1 day ago
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- Coalition impasse threatens Luxon’s big economic reforms
The Prime Minister’s State of the Nation speech yesterday was the kind of speech he should have given a year ago.Finally, we found out why he is involved in politics.Last year, all we heard from him was a catalogue of complaints about Labour.But now, he is redefining National with its ...1 day ago - Skeptical Science New Research for Week #4 2025
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- Show us the money, Einsteins
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The Tertiary Education Union is predicting a “brutal year” for the tertiary sector as 240,000 students and teachers at Te Pūkenga face another year of uncertainty. The Labour Party are holding their caucus retreat, with Chris Hipkins still reflecting on their 2023 election loss and signalling to media that new ...2 days ago - Luxon’s speech an exercise in smoke and mirrors
The Prime Minister’s State of the Nation speech is an exercise in smoke and mirrors which deflects from the reality that he has overseen the worst economic growth in 30 years, said NZCTU Te Kauae Kaimahi President Richard Wagstaff. “Luxon wants to “go for growth” but since he and Nicola ...2 days ago
- Standing for Decency
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Long stories short, the six things of interest in the political economy in Aotearoa around housing, climate and poverty on Thursday January 23 are:PM Christopher Luxon’s State of the Nation speech after midday today, which I’ll attend and ask questions at;Luxon is expected to announce “new changes to incentivise research ...2 days ago - Join me for a live video chat Dawn Chorus of six things @ 6.30am
I’m trying a new way to do a more regular and timely daily Dawn Choruses for paying subscribers through a live video chat about the day’s key six things @ 6.30 am lasting about 10 minues. This email is the invite to that chat on the substack app on your ...2 days ago - New Zealand First — No More
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The Prime Minister will unveil more of his economic growth plan today as it becomes clear that the plan is central to National’s election pitch in 2026. Christopher Luxon will address an Auckland Chamber of Commerce meeting with what is being billed a “State of the Nation” speech. Ironically, after ...2 days ago
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- Comments on MBIE/MFAT proposed long-term insights briefing: “New Zealand’s future productivity t...
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- A way to begin
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Leo Molloy's recent "shoplifting" smear against former MP Golriz Ghahraman has finally drawn public attention to Auror and its database. And from what's been disclosed so far, it does not look good: The massive privately-owned retail surveillance network which recorded the shopping incident involving former MP Golriz Ghahraman is ...3 days ago
- Not so qualified?
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- Wednesday 22 January
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Sometimes I wake in the middle of the nightAnd rub my achin' old eyesIs that a voice from inside-a my headOr does it come down from the skies?"There's a time to laugh butThere's a time to weepAnd a time to make a big change"Wake-up you-bum-the-time has-comeTo arrange and re-arrange and ...5 days ago - Luxon flicks Reti’s hospital pass to Brown
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The old bastard left his ties and his suitA brown box, mothballs and bowling shoesAnd his opinion so you'd never have to choosePretty soon, you'll be an old bastard tooYou get smaller as the world gets bigThe more you know you know you don't know shit"The whiz man" will never ...7 days ago - Latest Poll- Nats in a slo-mo death spiral?
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So what becomes of you, my love?When they have finally stripped you ofThe handbags and the gladragsThat your poor old granddadHad to sweat to buy you, babySongwriter: Mike D'aboIn yesterday’s newsletter, I expressed sadness at seeing Golriz Ghahraman back on the front pages for shoplifting. As someone who is no ...1 week ago - Weekly Roundup 17-January-2025
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There are still struggles ahead with rising rents, rates, insurance and high unemployment, despite today’s inflation data. ...3 days ago - Government spin won’t pay the rent
The latest Consumer Price Index figures show rents rising almost twice as fast as general inflation. ...3 days ago
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National's Cabinet reshuffle is a futile attempt to turn around a failing government. ...4 days ago
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The Green Party has welcomed the provisional ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas, and reiterated its call for New Zealand to push for an end to the unlawful occupation of Palestine. ...1 week ago
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Ka kohukohu te awa o Whanganui!Ka tau te kākahu taratara ki runga I te maunga o Whānau Ora!Ka tangi hotuhotu tō iwi Māori! ...2 weeks ago
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Ka nui te mihi kia koutou. Kia ora, good morning, talofa, malo e lelei, bula vinaka, da jia hao, namaste, sat sri akal, assalamu alaikum. It’s so great to be here and I’m ready and pumped for 2025. Can I start by acknowledging: Simon Bridges – CEO of the Auckland ...2 days ago
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Turbocharging New Zealand’s economic growth is the key to brighter days ahead for all Kiwis, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon says. In the Prime Minister’s State of the Nation Speech in Auckland today, Christopher Luxon laid out the path to the prosperity that will affect all aspects of New Zealanders’ lives. ...2 days ago
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Jon Kroll and Aimee McCammon have been appointed to the New Zealand Film Commission Board, Arts Minister Paul Goldsmith says. “I am delighted to appoint these two new board members who will bring a wealth of industry, governance, and commercial experience to the Film Commission. “Jon Kroll has been an ...3 days ago
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Two new appointed members and one reappointed member of the Employment Relations Authority have been announced by Workplace Relations and Safety Minister Brooke van Velden today. “I’m pleased to announce the new appointed members Helen van Druten and Matthew Piper to the Employment Relations Authority (ERA) and welcome them to ...3 days ago
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Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has delivered a refreshed team focused on unleashing economic growth to make people better off, create more opportunities for business and help us afford the world-class health and education Kiwis deserve. “Last year, we made solid progress on the economy. Inflation has fallen significantly and now ...6 days ago
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Veterans’ Affairs and a pan-iwi charitable trust have teamed up to extend the reach and range of support available to veterans in the Bay of Plenty, Veterans Minister Chris Penk says. “A major issue we face is identifying veterans who are eligible for support,” Mr Penk says. “Incredibly, we do ...1 week ago
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A host of new appointments will strengthen the Waitangi Tribunal and help ensure it remains fit for purpose, Māori Development Minister Tama Potaka says. “As the Tribunal nears its fiftieth anniversary, the appointments coming on board will give it the right balance of skills to continue its important mahi hearing ...1 week ago
- Kiwis flock to claim FamilyBoost
Almost 22,000 FamilyBoost claims have been paid in the first 15 days of the year, Finance Minister Nicola Willis says. The ability to claim for FamilyBoost’s second quarter opened on January 1, and since then 21,936 claims have been paid. “I’m delighted people have made claiming FamilyBoost a priority on ...1 week ago
- Government strengthening frontline search and rescue capability
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I know we hid those ballot boxes around here somewhere Pete…
“Dig your own graves…
That way I don’t ever get my hands dirty”
VRWC work gang doing PD.
Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey sing –
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
It ain’t no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine!
‘Soil victim of left wing smear campaign & media hounding.’
White collar crims allowed to wear own clothes.
5 out of 6 people questioned reckon Peter Dunne knows where the bodies are buried.
As we count the clock down to the election, government ministers seen to be digging their own graves.
Despite Prime Ministerial assistance benefit cost ratio of Transmission Gully still hopeless.
government ministers learn how to astroturf.
Fuck the Greens. We are building this road!
Lol
Shallow graves for hallow crooks.
Dirty politicians.
Day before release of Dirty Politics by Nicky Hager, ShonKey took a drive out to the country with some of the crew. . . Ummmm anyone seen Jason Ede lately?
lol Vaughan
“I’m pretty sure that should do it but knowing Judith and Jason we should pour a bloody big lump of concrete over the whole area”
ROFLMAO
golden!!
KEY: you can dig all you like but you’ll never find the truth
dig slater up, the danger has paased, we need our zombie back
“We need a better class of slater now…”
The National Party has finally realised the limitations of having no toilets on Planet Key.
Lol
Giardia!.
Gerry says: “This soil is definitely made in NZ, no question. . .”
Peter says: “Yes, this land is our land no doubt about it. . .”
ShonKey laughs: “HA HAAAA, not anymore!”
Three useless sods on the end of a spade.
ftw!
@ rod..
..heh..!
The closest thing to an honest days work #teamkey have ever done.
Wankers.
the final internment of any idea the national party is a rational/fair political-force..
..one working for the betterment of all new zealanders..
..(i understand that after the internment..
..they all took turns at pissing on the grave…)
here lieth jason ede…
the story of keys’ life..
..others work..he just leans in..a bit..
..looking for the angle..
wi tako prison work gang..pre-release-vocational-training…2016…
key:..’i’m sure i buried/hid those ‘high standards’ somewhere around here..’
key:..’c’mon guys..!..it’s my maui-wowee stash..!..keep looking..!..’
key to parata:..
..’and these are our plans for unemployed rural maori youth..
..we are going to teach them how to use a spade..’
dunne and brownlee dig deep in strange national party competition/ritual..
..the winner getting to be a minister..
Well, we gotta dig him up again.
the national party goes looking for some policies…
No lads, when I said Eade was “underground” I didn’t mean that!
key buries all his jeers/sneers at colin ‘moon-landing-denier’ craig..
..hoping nobody will notice/remember..
National’s new growth policy “Plant a Spade” in full swing.
lol
This how you dig yourself into a hole.
Sods launch new PPP scheme selling dirt to China.
James Cameron generously employs out of work Nats on his new Wairarapa farm. He was quoted as saying,” It’s only fair”.
Sotto voce from back ….. “That’s not what I meant when I said we had to replace the sod.”
key makes brownlee and dunne dig their own graves..
..the ‘smiling-assasin’ strikes again…
key:..’i’m sure this is where i buried heatley and wilkinson..’
Key ekshully so relaxed at the end of the day, he mis-hears ‘Mardi Gras’ so promotes “Muddy Grass” to attract gay voters.
All day long they work so hard till the sun is going down
Working on the highways and byways and wearing, wearing a frown
You hear they moaning their lives away
Then you hear somebody say
That’s the sound of the men,
Working on the chain, ga-ang
That’s the sound of the men,
Working on the chain, gang
dunne (sings)..’and i owe my soul to the company store’..
I’ve never done this before but I used to mow the lawns at our state house in Bryndwr…
no honest I did…..
“We’re just like these spades….shiny on top dirty underneath”.
I can stop digging now my feet have enough clay
For Christ sake Pete’s put your back into it, I’ve hidden that tax cut money round here somewhere & Gerry would you be so kind to point that in the other direction.
No toilets on Planet Key? – he lied again
http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835245
“How many holes have I dug? hmmmm I can’t remember”
13, 14, 15, right! 15 paces north… and dig, I think this is where I buried my integrity all those years ago.
gerry’s just digging on the promise of a free-lunch…
the first bit of physical work dunne has done in a decade..
..it doesn’t really show..does it..?
dunne:..’don’t you know who i am..?’..
‘
Dig, baby, dig.
dunne:..’i swear i didn’t leak the kitteridge report..!’
key:..’just keep digging..’
2nd guy from left:
“..i’m just unbuckling here..’..
1st guy on left:..
“..i’m john keys’ back-up nose..”
The Standard already captioned it for me:
http://imgur.com/E8uSjDT
Phew! that was taxing — ready for bed now.
“I know you’ve been patient John but the source of the leak is here somewhere – honestly.”
Key: “Hey Pete + Gerry, how do you get the spade to dig into the Earth like that? I’m pushing as hard as I can on the handle, but it just won’t break the surface.”
The sod is turning.
Finally, after 4 long years and with the election looming, the Christchurch rebuild begins in earnest.
when yr in a hole, start another one! tax cut #taxcutsquirrels
You think this is hard work wait till colin and Seymour join us
Postcard from the Nat family all looking for gold.
Oh Mary this [country’s] a wonderful sight
with the people here working by day and by night
They don’t sow potatoes nor barley nor wheat
But there’s gangs of them digging for gold in the street
At least when I asked them that’s what I was told
So I just took a hand at this digging for gold
But for all that I found there I might as well be
Where the mountains of mourne sweep down to the sea
Hey you guys, quick! Let us start digging the graves for the poor underclass feral scums now!
“Let us dig our own long drop. Voters are sure to send us all here on election night. Personal responsibility, remember? We have just 12 days to go! Nice place to hide our shit”
How far down is the oil?
“We need 50 more of these for the dolphins”
John – “When is a spade not a spade……?
Hekia – “When you’ve got hold of it John, then it becomes a leaner?
“Plebs don’t have enough food you say? Ok, I am relaxed about that! Let us dig them some grass instead. See, we do care!’
Nationals new mining policy demonstrated!
Dig you pitiful mammals! There’s no way I’m getting dirt under my scales…
John Key demonstrates how he digs dirt on the opposition
Hekia notices a Slater crawling around in a very deep hole!
Key shows with a little coating of whale oil no Dirt sticks to him or his Spade!
Transmission resumes as usual Key and cabinet get away with digging more dirt!
Key pulls his team into line its my way or the highway more dirt digging now this is how!
Pete have you finished the Dunny yet,Gerry I know your keen on brown fields Development!
Key: “With all this dirt, I’ll need to buy a new top drawer”
National’s funeral
Under the Governments version of the “Sword in the Stone” method for deciding leaders, Dunne & Brownlie fail in their leadership bid.
“Um guys, you know when I told you to ‘bury’ Nicky Hager ….”
Judith is around here somewhere
Brilliant captions. The best yet?
fat-cat rightwing politician extreme-sport..
parata to dunne:..
..’do you want me to check if yr butt-plug is still ok..?..’
2nd guy on left..
..’i’m still unbuckling here..!..
..he’s mine..!..’
straight after photo was taken..
..brownlee had to have a wee lie-down..
..lifting that sod..had done him in..
Key : “Dunny and Gerard, you buggers do have such big bottom lines!’
Checking out the reports-digging up the dirt
you get to meet all sorts in this line of work
treachery and treason-there’s always an excuse for it
and when I find the reasons-there’s still no excuse for it.
And what have you got-at the end of the day
what have you got to take away
a block of cheese and a new set of lies
blinkers on the people to avert their eyes.
Scared of life-no compensation……
private investigations.
Deepest apologies to Dire Straits
Better hurry up with this bunker – Julian Assange talks on monday!
3 tools, some onlookers … and 3 garden spades
Hekia’s horticultural lesson
”This is how we use to plant our dope up the coast
Just put a seed in the ground, no possums to worry about in those days .”
”Are you learning some thing John about the reason why we grow dope in NZ?”
NO MONEY cause you and pricks like you stole it all .
Maori fella ”If im quick I will be able to piss in that hole Peter”
Gerry:”This brings back distant memories”
Other fella ” We are gathered here today to witness the burial of a nation”
John Key. Working for New Zealand. What lovely words
“After all the bunkum we have dished out to the common people for the last six years, we might need this secret remote bunk to hide ourselves away after 20 Sept. So, dig, boys, dig!”
A small RWNJ crowd watches two senior cabinet ministers twerking for New Zealand! The head honcho who is also the twerking instructor looks well pleased! “The job is not yet finished, there are miles to go before we fleece, miles to go before we flee”, he whispers.
The PM and flunkeys break ground on the new ‘highway to China’ project. Hekia’s innotative tunnel concept passed completely under opposition party radar.
Peter Dunne digs his own grave with rouge National Party MPs
With Crosby and Textor looking on, Key makes sure he leaves the dirty work for others.
Suspects excavating our neo liberal modern National land of Oravida milk and dirty politics.
Call this a competition? You gits…Hell,,,I have already dug mine and taken a piss in it! Do I win the shoveling shit comp or what?
Two fellas at left hand side…..ffs….hurry up….we are bursting!
You two really believed me when I said,,,,I had buried your SIS records around here,,Ha!
The Ministry of Jerks!!!!!!!
Dig faster you morons….the Governor told me my Knighthood was buried around here someplace!
Ok , his Ego is massive, we aren’t gonna get Pete Georges out of here with small holes like that!
The Pretenders non tribute band,,,,started off with “Backkkkkkkkkkk on The Chain Gang”…..It needed more work yet at the defeat party it would be perfect..
Right seeing as Kim Dot pratt isn’t going to fund it for me……Get working on my swimming pool!
Trust me, like i tell the electorate trusts me….If we dig a tad deeper, we shall come across a colony of live moas……!
Excellent lads,,,,those two rugs of turf,,,will cover it…no one will see my balding spot
Ok we started off with four spades, which of you dickheads has thieved it?
Ok I have seen the film..we dig here….Ok there is no big W, like in the film…yet I am sure we will come across the tax cuts here
Keys didn’t know it at the time…yet to dig up the all blacks, haka practice ground…would have repercussions that would see him in plaster in a private hospital.
Its Ok, don’t sweat u dicks…Peter Jackson told me, this is middle earth and if we dig deep enough…We can use the live hobbit as as Slaters replacement!
Ha you morons..digging with old fashioned spades,,,look at me with my self delusional pneumatic hammer….I am gonna beat ya!!!!
Keys wins the shiny spade competition and declares himself exempt from any enquiries.
This is so wrong..you two promised me, you knew where the bodies of my political opponents were buried..If your wrong you know your punishment, yes a whole day with Pete George canvassing!
The deed was done, it took a while, yet free speech, democracy were buried far away in a field in New Zealand
Agent one far left “has anyone told keys, you don’t find truffles like this….agent two far left” you’re joking? It just good to see the arse do some work,,shusssh..”
Keys shows off to the press the beginning of his new holiday camps for the poor and vulnerable and anyone that votes Labour….Stalag Luft NZ1 would soon be built
WARNING – Disturbing content
It was rumoured that back in 2016 President Parata and her personal hit-squad used to take former rivals out to remote locations where they would be forced to dig their own graves before being shot.
(Please, if you find the thought of a President Parata distressing , do seek help and/or counseling and vote sensibly )
“Eureka, Eureka! I found it, I found it!”
“What?”
“Slater’s shit!”
“Bugger that, where is Jason?”