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- Has this country’s media lost its collective mind?
..To re-cap:Tuesday 6 May - Workplace Minister, and member of the Act Party which won only 8.64% of the vote, Brooke van Velden, announced that she had unilaterally scrapped thirty-three equal pay agreements.Minister Van Velden explained:"Claims have been able to progress without strong evidence of undervaluation and there have been ...8 hours ago - Fact brief – Did Viking settlers enjoy a warm beach climate in Greenland?
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The latest UNICEF Innocenti Report Card 19, Fragile Gains - Child Wellbeing at Risk in an Unpredictable World, should be a wake up call for the New Zealand government. Ranking us 32nd out of 36 OECD and EU countries for child wellbeing, it lays bare a shameful truth: our kids ...23 hours ago - Energy security needs pipelines, not promises
Few issues are as urgent and as poorly understood as Australia’s energy policy. While we build up renewable energy to replace an ageing and increasingly uneconomic coal fleet, we are more dependent on gas to ...2 days ago - Catholic Theology on the Economy
While many of the world’s Christian religions seem preoccupied with personal issues that Jesus, their founder, barely touched upon, they must engage with economic issues too. Robert Prevost, chose the name Leo on becoming the 267th Bishop of Rome – the Pope – in homage to Leo XIII (in office ...2 days ago - Making fact briefs available as videos on Youtube
Skeptical Science is partnering with Gigafact to produce fact briefs — bite-sized fact checks of trending harmfully misleading claims, produced primarily for use by thinly-resourced newswrooms but also directly available to the general public. We announced this (renewed) collaboration in April 2024 in a blog post and have published more than 30 ...2 days ago
- Maybe Little should actually win the election first?
So, Andrew Little thinks the Wellington City Council should cancel its plans for the Golden Mile, because there's an election in five months: Andrew Little told Nine to Noon he'd be disappointed to see the council march ahead with the plan, given local body elections are to be held ...2 days ago - Showcasing the economic benefits of AUKUS—today
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- Friday 16 May
The Council of Trade Unions met with Brooke van Velden and demanded that she reversed the recent pay equity changes. Remaining staff members at polytech UCOL may be expected to pick up some of the work of colleagues made redundant if a proposed restructure goes ahead. Health NZ on Thursday ...2 days ago - The Haka. The Cheering. Then The Bite.
IMPORTANT: Even if next week’s debate lessens the severe penalty onTe Pāti Māori, the punishment has been timed to ice their leaders out of Budget 2025, and the introduction of the anti Treaty of Waitangi Regulatory Standards Bill.When Te Pāti Māori stood up to perform a historic haka in the ...2 days ago - How to help the US Navy as it helps us: build a joint submarine facility
There’s a way for Australia to strengthen its case for the US presidential certification it will need for acquiring Virginia-class submarines. It should do so by accelerating construction of a planned shipyard in Western Australia ...2 days ago
- Why Hasn’t Nicole McKee Registered Her Firearms?
In a stunning display of hypocrisy, Associate Justice Minister Nicole McKee, who also oversees firearms policy, has admitted she hasn’t registered her own firearms on New Zealand’s Firearms Registry, despite the legal requirement for all licensed firearms owners to do so.This isn’t just a minor oversight; it’s a slap in ...2 days ago
- The Hoon around the week to May 16
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- Your Place
What do you do when you're in your placeWhat's going through your whirling mindI wish I could see inside of your placeIt looks like a better place than mineNumbers divineYou have to findSongwriters: Henry Binns / Sam Hardaker.Today’s newsletter is about the injustice and racism of the suspensions faced by ...2 days ago - Bernard’s Pick ‘n’ Mix & Daily Chorus for Friday, May 16
Briefly in the news from Aotearoa’s political economy around housing, climate and poverty on Friday, May 16:Auditor General John Ryan issued a scathing report yesterday into Oranga Tamariki’s abrupt and surprising cancellation and clawback last year of $60 million of funding for social services organisations, describing the agency’s (virtually nil) ...2 days ago - How A Creative Sector Dies
Art is inevitable, eternal, inexhaustible, unsuppressable. It comes from a place deep within ourselves; it comes from the spaces deep between ourselves, and it connects us like a tether. Even when it’s silly or funny or rude or violent or immature or enigmatic or conventional or bad. (Name a filmmaking ...2 days ago - Pacific island countries need support to address information manipulation
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- Skeptical Science New Research for Week #20 2025
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- Shipbuilding to Citizenship: solving the US skills shortage with immigration
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- Craig Renney – Locked out – Budget 2025 – and the choices of the Coalition Governm...
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Yesterday, parliament's white privilege committee recommended that three Te Pāti Māori MPs be suspended for up to three weeks for opposing the racist Treaty Principles Bill with a haka. The penalty is outrageous and antidemocratic - and surprisingly, even National's Speaker agrees. At the beginning of question time today, he ...3 days ago
- How very dare you
3 days ago - Sri Lanka stalls Starlink over security and sovereignty concerns
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- Economic Bulletin April/May 2025
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- The video sums things up.
Let me make this short and sweet (taken from my other social media): Seeing some of the world’s richest men shaking the blood-stained hand of Saudi Crown Prince Muhammed bin-Salman while being warmly introduced by US president Donald Trump pretty much sums up the era we live in. It was ...3 days ago
- 191 NZers now emigrating each day, including 15 babies & toddlers
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- Bernard’s Picks ‘n’ Mixes for Thursday, May 15
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- Brownlee’s Bias: Māori MPs Punished, van Velden Spared
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- A Four-Letter Word
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That is the only way to describe the Privileges Committee's recommendation to suspend the leadership of Te Pāti Māori for 21 sitting days for their haka protest against the racist Treaty Principles Bill (the haka's leader, Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke, gets only 7 days). Outrageous because this is the harshest penalty ever ...3 days ago
- Government Blames Labour For Andrea Vance’s Article
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- Editors’ pick: Australia’s security architecture must evolve, not regress
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- When A Pay Cut Isn’t
4 days ago - Ministers of Finance
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- An alternative vision for Aotearoa
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- To Play the Queen of Hearts: Accepted (again!)
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- Outsourcing Operations
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- Bernard’s Picks ‘n’ Mixes for Wednesday, May 14
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- National’s Law and Order Fiasco
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- Killing Kiwi Thoughtlessly
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- We’re all for change as long as it doesn’t change anything
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- Pay Equity Changes Bad For The Economy
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- Luxon’s Ladies.
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- Far from responsible and anything but gutsy
Back home to the seaside village, back home to a waterlogged and gobsmacked New Zealand.Waterlogged by the most April rain in April for half a century.Gobsmacked by this dismal government managing to set a new low in its disregard for anyone who isn’t white, wealthy or a man.Fair-minded and right-thinking ...6 days ago - Albanese’s visit shows Indonesia is still a foreign policy priority
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- Monday 12 May
Opposition to the Government’s attacks on pay equity are gathering steam, with protests around the country and more than 65,000 people already signed on to a petition calling on the Government to reverse the changes. Prime Minister Christopher Luxon says Cabinet will consider a social media ban on under-16s, despite ...6 days ago
- Naked corruption
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- Nicola Willis Calls Pay Equity “A Grievance Industry”
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- Rhys Williams – Arsehole of the Week
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Tēnā koutou katoa. It’s fantastic to be here with you all—grassroots campaigners, organisers, union members, councillors, MPs, and Labour whānau. ...14 hours ago - Release: Minister’s rash orders fail frontline providers
The Auditor-General has found serious failings in the Government’s review of frontline providers such as counselling and prevention services. ...2 days ago
- Release: Prices keep rising while National cuts women’s pay
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Te Pāti Māori is gravely concerned by the Government’s approval of the Trans-Tasman Resources (Taranaki VTM) seabed mining project under its fast-track regime. This marks the first time a commercial shallow seabed mining operation has been approved anywhere in the world- pushed through with no transparency, no public input, and ...2 days ago
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The Government’s just-passed Social Security Amendment Bill is set to create more benefit sanctions that will push families deeper into poverty. ...3 days ago - Report exposes damage of rushed cuts to Oranga Tamariki
Today’s report into last year’s Oranga Tamariki contract procurement process confirms the Government’s brutal cuts were rushed, poorly managed, and made with no concern for the impact on tamariki. ...3 days ago
- 210,000 Māori Silenced: Committee Delivers Harshest Punishment in Parliament History
Today the Privileges Committee handed down a severe punishment. Te Pāti Māori Co-leaders Rawiri Waititi and Debbie Ngarewa-Packer have been suspended for 21 days, and MP for Hauraki-Waikato Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke has been suspended for 7 days. ...3 days ago
- Release: Govt finally admits 180,000 in line for a pay cut
The Government finally admitted late last night that roughly 180,000 people will be affected by its decision to halt pay equity claims. ...4 days ago
- Release: Admin nearly a quarter of entire FamilyBoost spend
Nearly a quarter of the money spent on the Government’s flagship FamilyBoost policy has gone to administration, not to families to help with childcare. ...4 days ago
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- Green Budget: Early Childhood Education for Everyone
The Green Party has unveiled its new plan to make Early Childhood Education (ECE) free. ...4 days ago
- Green Budget delivers for Māori
The Green Party is delivering for Māori with its Green Budget. ...4 days ago
- Green Budget: Free GPs for all
The Green Party has launched its plan for Free GPs as part of its Green Budget. ...4 days ago
- Chris Hipkins: Pre-Budget speech
Tēnā koutou katoa. Good morning. I read recently that one of the keys to success in life is to do the hard stuff first thing in the morning. ...5 days ago
- Release; Budget should not be paid for by working women
The Government must do three things in Budget 2025 if it is genuinely going to turn things around for New Zealanders. ...5 days ago
- Release: Peeni Henare takes over foreign affairs
Labour’s Peeni Henare will pick up the foreign affairs portfolio, following David Parker’s departure from Parliament. ...6 days ago
- Release: Govt better at crushing women’s rights than cars
Rehashing old laws around boy racers is not going to make our communities safer, or distract New Zealanders from the appalling decision to cut women’s pay. ...6 days ago
- No Justice for State Abuse Survivors- Kapa-Kingi
Te Pāti Māori MP for Te Tai Tokerau calls out the government’s decision to keep funding state abuse, turning their backs on justice and real change for abuse in care survivors. “The government has committed to throwing $744 million down the drain, reinforcing a violent regime of disrespect against the ...1 week ago
- Govt’s War on Te Tiriti Continues as Review of Treaty Act Announced
Te Pāti Māori is absolutely disgusted by the Government’s announcement to review the Waitangi Tribunal- a deliberate and dangerous escalation in its ongoing campaign to undermine Te Tiriti o Waitangi and silence tangata whenua. “The Government’s onslaught against Te Tiriti continues with this latest move to review the Treaty of ...1 week ago
- Tribunal review an attack on Te Tiriti o Waitangi
The Government’s plans to limit the powers and scope of the Waitangi Tribunal is a disgrace. ...1 week ago
- Tribunal review an attack on Te Tiriti o Waitangi
The Government’s plans to limit the powers and scope of the Waitangi Tribunal is a disgrace. ...1 week ago
- Release: Labour asks why Govt is silent on Gaza
Labour is asking the Government why it is silent on Israel’s deliberate use of starvation as a weapon of war in Gaza, saying New Zealand should be speaking out. ...1 week ago
- Release: Govt ignores the voices of survivors
Survivors of abuse in state care have a right to feel disappointed and sidelined by the Government. ...1 week ago
- Redress announcement leaves little justice for survivors
The Green Party is appalled by the Government’s decision to severely underfund financial compensation for survivors of abuse in state care. ...1 week ago
- Release: Bill launched to stop tobacco industry lobbying
Labour is launching a members’ bill to stop the Government from putting tobacco industry interests ahead of public health. ...1 week ago
- Release: Labour fights for firefighters
The Labour Party backs volunteer firefighters who are currently not covered by ACC for workplace disease and mental injury and is drafting policy to put this right when the party wins the election in 2026. ...1 week ago
- Wildlife law change a deep betrayal of public trust
The Green Party is appalled by the Government’s use of urgency to rewrite the Wildlife Act–without consultation, without an impact statement, and in direct response to a court ruling in favour of protecting wildlife. ...1 week ago
- Release: National cuts women’s pay
National has forced through a law change that will take money out of women’s pockets. ...1 week ago
- ‘Govt’s Pay Bill Entrenches Discrimination Against Women’ – Kemp
Te Pāti Māori stands in staunch and emotional opposition to the Government’s so-called Equal Pay Amendment Bill, calling it a calculated attack on working women and a cruel betrayal of the generations who have fought for pay equity in Aotearoa. “This bill doesn’t just undermine equal pay — it completely ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Fewer jobs and opportunities for Māori, again
In the last 12 months life has only got worse for Māori under Christopher Luxon’s Government. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: More than one in 10 Pacific people unemployed under National
There are more Pacific people unemployed as the rate increases to a staggering 10.8% under National. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Unemployment remains high under National
Job losses remain stubbornly high under National, as their attack on jobs, wages, and women rages on. ...2 weeks ago
- Govt for the rich is failing the unemployed
The latest job market statistics show that unemployed people are being failed by a Government more focused on punishing the poor than creating jobs. ...2 weeks ago
- RSE Draft Erases Rainbow and Takatāpui Youth
Te Pāti Māori is demanding urgent changes to the draft Relationships and Sexuality Education (RSE) framework, calling it a dangerous step backwards for Takatāpui, trans, and rainbow rangatahi. “This draft erases Takatāpui voices, ignores whānau diversity, and delays consent education. It’s not just inadequate, it’s unbelievably unsafe” said Te Pāti ...2 weeks ago
- RSE Draft Erases Rainbow and Takatāpui Youth
Te Pāti Māori is demanding urgent changes to the draft Relationships and Sexuality Education (RSE) framework, calling it a dangerous step backwards for Takatāpui, trans, and rainbow rangatahi. “This draft erases Takatāpui voices, ignores whānau diversity, and delays consent education. It’s not just inadequate, it’s unbelievably unsafe” said Te Pāti ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Labour welcomes inquiry into school lunches
Labour welcomes the Auditor-General’s inquiry into the Government’s school lunches programme. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Women will keep being paid less under National
This Government is taking the women’s movement backwards, ensuring women will continue to be paid less into the future. ...2 weeks ago
- Govt takes workplace equity efforts backwards
The Green Party has called out the Government’s latest attack on workers with the announcement that it is halting all pay equity claims. ...2 weeks ago
- Release: Questions over Erica Stanford’s personal email use
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Listen here now little fella.
Let’s cut the crap now eh! Enough of the Neoliberal match play.
“I’ve come for the spare Number 7 jersey to wear for next Saturday?”
“OK guys forget what Shag tells you about team work and co-operation, that’s all socialist clap trap. It’s every man for himself out there. Then one of you can have all of the wealth and the rest can have a pittance. Sound good?”
Richie “You can put him down now, there’s a chap”
“Hey Mister when I grow up can I be big and strong like you?”
“I am not sure that Hobbits ever grow up son”
I’ve never met a manlet….
All was going well for Gulliver, until he met the leader of the Lilliputians.
“Oi, Pinocchio! You seen a guy with some magic beans around here?”
Sorry, what’s your name again little man? or…
John Key is beLittled.
Er hello Sam….I think I just **** my pants!
McCaw looks on happy to be benched.
Help! Help! This giant is crushing my tiny man-hand
This isn’t your chicken feeding hand is it?
This isn’t your chicken feeding hand is it ?
Well that settles the limits on Key’s size.
According to the photo he is bigger than McCaw and smaller than Whitelock.
That camera lens must have been as warped as the one they used for the pledge card snap.
he’s a little dude, barely scraping 5 feet
Even more warped 🙂
Ha ha, look fellas, the creepy slimy stalking toad has turned up!
Throw him back into the murky pond from where he came!
Figure 1: Feeding too many chickens can reduce your stature.
Ha haa
🙂
@rOb…this could be true
http://catholicbridge.com/catholic/masturbation.php
http://www.fortressbody.com/questions/masturbation-and-working-out/
“Well… [ limp flapping wrist]… honey what can I say to that ?!”
If you take a knight hood Sammy I’ll stop tweeting Richie I promise.
I think this was the one FJK was shooting for, prepare to cringe
Lol. Just about hear Richie saying “flipping heck, give him a beer and ignore him and he might go away!” Notice key is only one drinking.
Key is living out his middle aged male fantasy. #JKLovePoetry
Pretty sure that sponsors and fans are getting sick of FJK’s face popping up next to Richie all the time, what a try-hard tosspot
I can’t help feeling that the French cuff is not working here.
The stuff of JK’s fevered dreams
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZnoQjnhCiMc/VeYwUN8H4HI/AAAAAAAAD0M/HVVetixpqX4/s1600/Branding-Exercise.jpg
Definition of a pervert … let me see …
Has a ponytail fetish
Stalks rugby captains
Enjoys being questioned about personal dirty little habits
Loves to hang around rugby players’ change rooms
Hmmm …. anyone come to mind?
Well Johnny Boy, now you’ve sent your first dick pic mate.
It’s Richie’s little mate from the adverts!
I hope John Oliver sees this photo. Who else has a Hobbit for a pm? What a dick. Bet he was in the sheds before the ab’s so he could bags the seat next to Richie before anyone else.
“Anybody want a peanut?”
‘
“Hi John. Look, would you mind please if we all took our showers first, this time?”
I promise I won’t pee in the shower. Pretty please….
Sorry. No quip. Just seen pic for first time. I’m flabbergasted. So the Key dick actually gatecrashed their changing room? I can’t believe its for real. How embarrassing. John Oliver is going to love this.
Who gives a continental what John Oliver thinks ? Apart from left wing tragics
He is the leader of the country wether you like it or not, why should he not congratulate the team on behalf of the country It looks like he presence is appreciated
Again a clear demonstration of jk living rent free in many of your heads
No-one gives a continental what you think oh ‘delusioned’ one. He maybe the leader (more fool the voters) but he ain’t no leader. He’s a philistine and I put you in the same bracket.
Have some grammar lessons and learn how to spell and you too can be like us.
… may be…
Oh I am devastated Ann by your put down I thank the lord every day that i am not part of your little collective, a life of bitterness glass half empty, , whinging and moaning is not for me, nor is an unhealthy fixation on one man that borders on psychotic
Take labour day to reflect, it does not have to be that way
You spend most of your time here, whinging and whining about opinions that no-one actually holds.
So there’s that.
Instead of vomiting another fact-free rant, you should be thanking union activists for your day off today.
You cant help being self deluded in your own nest and think that you hold the upper ground thats until it falls under your feet
Others know what it cost the workers of this nation to keep that Key pricks crimes paid in full
Make no mistake Key is here to balance his books not ours
And just like his mentor Douglas will live off this nation and return SFA except delusion like yours
Do you think Labour should also get free election advertising throughout the rugby season? The problem is JK lives “rent-free” in the head of the average kiwi, enabled by fawning media and useful idiots like yourself.
Sorry if we are puncturing your JK fantasy world.
Redetc. Cue violins.
The SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE
‘After handshakes, we sniff people’s scent on our hand’
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn27070-after-handshakes-we-sniff-peoples-scent-on-our-hand/
“What a luxurious beard you have…”
Keys gets introduced to PM McCaws body guard
Look PM, I don’t fecking care…….i am off for a beer……i don’t care about fern flag or hobbit on a flag..PO
Ok you fucker I have been writing to you for ages about the lack of apprenticeships, zero hr contracts, the housing crisis and global warming.
Yet u dint reply…
NJow you will step outside with me!
McCaw, other teams get groupies and we are stuck with this idiot……..
this cannot continue!
This is your last warning, you show up here next weekend…..and I will make you wish you’re in opposition!
Christ! Paula!
What happened? New Treatment went wrong again?
Oh please please, pretty please,,,,,Next week can i lead the haka!?
I have seen your photographs in the papers……yet who the feck are you again?
Hi My name is Keys, John Keys, I have this idea i am foisting, I mean giving the nation a choice on, would you like to be the flagpole?
McCaw: Its ok Fellas, he keeps following me around, don’t worry, after a bit he disappears up his own arse..or buggers off to play golf…
I haven’t got my contacts in..yet if your the the fourth official who put me in the bin..you are so dead
Christ, I wouldn’t have believed till I saw you PM,,,,,,You make Trumps hair, look real…you slap head!
Ok, we unlucky five have to shake hands with you….whilst the rest of the team is with your wife,,,,,the sacrifices we make Richie!
MCaw..Really fellas, You have no idea……..your complaining that he is here now,,back home he follows me around….. the month before last he was sleeping in my dustbin
McCaw..Really fellas, You have no idea……..you’re complaining that he is here now,,back home he follows me around….. the month before last he was sleeping in my dustbin
You come in here, and call yourself an All Black with that white shirt?! Right I am gonna break yr pulse for that….
Who’s is this again Richie?
Ok Fellas……bad news…..we are gonna loose next week…..good news,,,,,,,he wont be here!
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
No I wont caddy for you!!!
Ok Fellas, look at this way……..i know its hard having him around..yet whilst he’s here he ain’t doing any damage at home!
And what exactly is in the TPPA for me prime minister?
Nonu: That’s it,,,,,,,i have listened to his BS, shaken his hand for his PR selfies,,,,,,,yet FFS,,,,,,,he just let rip an awful little fart,,that’s so disgusting I am out of here
Christ PM…..you look even smaller in real life.
Oh Fellas, not again,,,You cant leave me alone with him………..no,,pleaseeee…..the rest of you come back, Please……….
all he does is talk about golf and politics
No PM, I am not joking,,,,if you ever touch my daughters ponytail….I will detach this arm i am holding..got it?
good!
MCaw…No, Dan,,don;t break out the beers,,,,,,otherwise will never get rid of the fecking klingon
You haven’t heard the worst of it ….we are all invited to his holiday home in Hawaii………………………………..where are you all going?????
Don’t leave me alone with him!!!!!
No Pm, when I get done by the law I have to pay the penalty of spending 10 mins in the bin..
When you break our laws,,,,,,,nothing happens.
Yes PM…..Yet you do know what they say about the size of a blokes shoes and other parts of his body..so that makes you even more insignificant
No,,,,,Please let me get this for myself…….You’re the 4th official? No, ermmmm the president of South Africa? no, ermmmmmmmm the head of the organizing committee? no?
Ok i give up, who are you?
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Pleased to meet you Mr Pee M, you’re quite a wee man. I heard you’re a water boy.
“Fuck off Key. What the hell are you doing in our changing rooms? And one more thing: if you come NEAR my little girl I’ll rip your smug head off.”
Just tweet Go Nats on Election day, you will be rewarded!
Don’t worry about any negative consequences, the Nats will ensure you just get a slap on the hand with a wet bus ticket (if that).
Here Richie, I got you this John Key action figure. It does fuck all and I would’nt put it anywhere near your moneybox or Barbie, it can pull a ponytail with one hand and feed the chickens with the other.
lol 🙂
lol…very good!
excellent jag, well done.
Generally I’m in favour of photo-ops but, hey, this is embarassing.
Jack (Key) to the giant, “just give me the golden goose (rugby cup) and I’m off.”
Today’s Tremain
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sort of says it all
Keys probably pissed cairns got caught ,he would of made a great national mp.
Yes clears the throat when you try to laugh knowing if Key will have CT trying to spin an advantage out of Cairns. Just how gullible does he think we are.
Wouldn’t it be great if it was boxing for charity!
Wonderful!
And Toby Manhire’s article for The Spinoff is also great – especially the compilation of photos of Key looking adoringly at Richie.
https://t.co/fIkT4sjalj
Sportsfreak’s comment in this twitter thread is priceless!
https://twitter.com/Sportsfreakconz/status/658456897075331072
Great link, Manhire is a national treasure
+100…the photos are embarrassing!… i wonder what the All Blacks really think about jonkey
Now that’s clever. 🙂
Havent laughed inside so much for ages, whole article a masterpiece
All Blacks drug rested after being seen with JunKey.
Bruce, John, John this is Bruce. Bruce would like you to explain about how you glommed his dad’s money through Equiticorp.
Forget smile and wave, meet microwave.
“Fee, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of a charlatan.”
“Yes Mr Whitelock I will remember to shake hands properly and leave ponytails alone, just dont break my hand”
Keiran :Jez Sam give him a break
Richie :You can let him go now Sam
” Oh, the Prime Minister, geez Ritchie I thought he was one of the ball boys”