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Written By: - Date published: 10:18 am, July 31st, 2016 - 45 comments
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Too easy…

trump-babies

45 comments on “Caption contest”

  1. Lanthanide 1

    Delicious babies!

  2. One for me, one for Vladimir!

  3. Tamzin 3

    Trust me! I know what I’m doing!

  4. ankerawshark 4

    Babies say “Holy s..t…..get us out of here!”

  5. Stuart Munro 5

    Vile mammals – Take your spawn away!

  6. Rosemary McDonald 6

    “Shit. I squeezed too hard! Now look at the mess I’m in. Shit!”

  7. One Anonymous Bloke 7

    Donald Trump with his human shield.

  8. I’m going to solve two problems at once by building the wall entirely out of muslim babies.

  9. “Donald Trump prepares to throw his toys out of his cot”

  10. Reality 10

    Crybabies

  11. ropata 11

    what happens when 3 giant narcissists don’t get the attention they require

  12. fender 12

    We’ve named them Colonial and Viper 😉

    And now that they’re old enough we’re taking them down to purchase their first firearms.

  13. Jenny 13

    Donald Trump rents a time machine to go back in time to kidnap Hilarly Clinton and Bernie Sanders.

  14. bobo 14

    Baby Collins–no paint stripper. Baby smith—paint stripper.

  15. Chooky 15

    one is called Hillary and the other Bernie…and they are both shitting me…the stench is terrible and all down my nice suit into my shoes ….HEEELLLPPP

  16. Press conference for trump and his two closest advisors goes wrong.

  17. fergus 17

    I found 2 hillary supporters,
    one the left we have the one that is trying to show me where the 30 000 emails are
    one on the right is just whinging and crying for more handouts.

  18. amirite 18

    Listen babies, just stop screaming ’cause holding you here, is the greatest President of the US ever. I’m gonna be such a terrific President, you have never ever seen something so fantastic. And listen, your mothers are gonna vote for me, cause they know I’m gonna be the greatest President America has ever seen. Why are you still screaming for goodness sake? This is the greatest ever president of the US speaking to you…

  19. weka 19

    Left, right.

  20. adam 20

    Babies, panicked by totalitarian kook.

  21. Ross 21

    I like them battered and deep fried. I don’t do ‘raw’

  22. red-blooded 22

    Geez, boys, calm down! It wasn’t YOUR glass, and I’m glad it’s been shattered.

  23. joe90 23

    *Rings CYFS*

    “Hello, you’re talking to Paula, how may we help?”

    “Yes, I’d like to report an enormous Cheezil terrorising two kids”

  24. Sabine 24

    they love me.

    deep down they know that they love me.
    is love not a beautiful thing.

  25. alwyn 25

    Andrew.
    “When Labour signed the MOU with the Greens I never realised that their leaders were such children as to announce they were going to deliberately going to crash the New Zealand housing market.
    Now what can I do with them?”

  26. mac1 26

    Donald tries out empathy having been advised of the concept.

  27. locus 27

    look mummy, dumdums a ventriloquist

  28. Philj 28

    Donald just kissed the babies! HOLY S***F!

  29. SmallFurryAnimal 29

    WWF battle of the babies!

  30. Trump’s hand doubles play up

  31. Fustercluck 31

    Get in my belly!

  32. mary_a 32

    Child abuse!!!!!!

  33. jcuknz 33

    Helen and Rob when they were young.

  34. Phil 34

    Pictured: A whingeing cry-baby holding two infants.

  35. nadis 35

    The one on the right. She’s gonna be a looker. Oh yeah, she’s gonna be beautiful. If she wasn’t a baby maybe I’d date her. I’ll give her a call in 16 years. Believe me.

  36. Atiawa 36

    “See. It begins from birth, the males do all the talking and screaming while the females keep their silence.”

  37. Corvidae 37

    “We came, we saw, he died”

    Oh wait, that was someone else …

    “Limited air strikes!”

    Ooops. Sorry, someone else again …

    Perhaps “the south china sea is of crucial importance to all of us …”?

    Hold on. Nope. Not him either. Wait! – got one:

    “I have always felt that Russia and the United States should be able to work well with each other towards defeating terrorism and restoring world peace, not to mention trade and all of the other benefits derived from mutual respect”

    Now THAT’S funny! What a clown!!

  38. Rae 38

    “Wah, wah, I want my mama, wah, wah!!”

    “Hold tight, little bro, I think I see the big sook’s mama over there.”

  39. mosa 39

    i told you the Democrats were cry babies.
    They have no sense of humour.

    • red-blooded 39.1

      Since when was Donald a Democrat?

      …Hey, maybe you’re onto something, mosa: Mr T has infiltrated the Republicans and is detonating them from within. Nice!

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