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3:41 pm, July 5th, 2019 - 32 comments
Categories: caption contest, humour -
Tags: chris penk, simeon brown
The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about people’s relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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Keep it seemly? Now there's a hard ask! It's somewhat reminiscent of a choirmaster amongst a few choir boise. But sure as shit, the little one sings the descant
You there. Straighten your tie. This is a formal occasion you jerk.
Batman and Robin go under cover as tutors at a Taxpayers Union training seminar.
The National Horror Picture Show:
Wouldn't that be:
It's just a thump to the left…
I thought, "hump".
Robin and Robin "go under cover as tutors at a Taxpayers Union training seminar".
First lesson in art: careful how you mix those colours – Brown and Penk together could make one of those shitty khaki splurges.
A request for the duo from the audience? Yes – Bridge over Troubled Waters it is!
It sure isn’t Bright Eyes.
Guy on the left : "We're pleading for a new leader"
Guy on the right : "You, how about you, will you be our leader"
https://www.facebook.com/SimeonBrownMP/videos/chris-penk-and-i-discuss-winston-peters-undermining-of-nzs-sovereignty-unmigrati/2159370434130213/
Didn't know who they were but some investigating led me to the above video of their 'concerns for NZ sovereignty' aka UN migration pact. Oh dear lads, caught with your pants down.
They appear to be emotional junior staffers.
MP’s? Best joke in ages.
From the right
"Uncle Sam wants you"
"For Jesus".
Simeon Brown: "Are there any poor people here?"
Chris Penk: "There's one, quick throw him out!"
Simeon Brown: "Where's Simon?, has anyone seen Simon?
Chris Penk: "There he is, just behind Judith, in the seat closest to the door.
Road Boasters
National Party Leadership auction.
“aaaa-at 2 million and a knighthood. going once, going twice, that’s against you,sir. Two million, a dame-hood and a suite of directorships? Thank you, madam. Do you want indemnity with that?”
Come on,
Do you guys really think I need to buy gear to shave with.
45 dollar 50 now 50 dollar 50 dollar
50 dollar 50 dollar give me a hollar 50 dollar
Who will bid it at a 50 dollar bill?
50 dollar 55 55 make it 55 and a 55 make it 55 and
Sold that
horsewatercare for a 50 dollar billPointing speaks louder than words.
Great, now I have to go away and have a think about why I identified these guys as wankers even though I have no idea who they are.
+1
Can't think of a caption that would equal any of the superb efforts above, but I would like to regale: Simeon Brown (along with Harete Hipango) came to my town last September to take part in a debate on the, then, proposed euthanasia bill. David Seymour was supposed to be there but was a no show. At the time I had no idea who Simeon Brown was. I ended up effectively standing in for the erstwhile Act leader, from my seat in the audience, over the course of an hour and a half. At the end Simeon was hopping mad and shooting me daggers; he looked like he was going to lose it and blow up. Good times.
Presented by the National Karaoke Party an unmemorable night with Penk'n Brown singing all your favourites like 'I owe my soul I'm the companies whore" and "It's a long way from the top if you're on the fucken dole". Admission price $100,000 broken down into small amounts if you're Chinese, $50,000 if you're an Indian (must come in pairs).
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Here come the Men In Black, fallacy defenders
It's the MIB's, here come the MIB's
Here come the Men In Black, Men In Black
They won't let you remember
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink be what was there is now gone
Saw somethin' strange, watch your back
'Cause you never quite know where the MIBs is at
Here come the Men In Black, fallacy defenders.
Boyband fails to impress and breaches Eminem's copyright at New Zealand's Got Talent audition.
Your National party NEEDS YOU !
Who are they?
Best caption so far.
Brown and Penk? Not Brown and Bidios? I truly couldn't tell. Stepford MPs anyone?
I have no idea who those people are