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all_your_base - Date published:
12:31 pm, March 27th, 2009 - 57 comments
Categories: caption contest -
Tags: caption contest, nick smith
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“The real size of my brain”
“Don’t Push Me ’cause I’m Close to the Edge”. MC NcNasti brought some of his classic old skool flavors to a parliamentary hearing this week.
“If we can get the public service down to this size then we can drown it in a bucket.”
“yeah at least 30cc thanks Doris – I’m seeing John this morning…”
“And this is the object that the aliens inserted into my brain when I was captured.”
“i’d like to show for the record exactly how much of an emission reduction the last govenment manged”
“We’re going to remove ACC cover from everyone except people who are THIS tall!”
“I have been released the latest roy-morgan poll results and here is the size of the lead on a very small graph on an A5 piece of paper that national has over labour”
Hey low income earners – enjoy your tax cut!
Turns out $50 million doesn’t buy much cycleway…
haha. nice.
“Well it works better at night. Wanna see me do a bunny?”
hahaha. ok, i’m gonna stop reading these now, it’s too distracting.
“I find your lack of faith disturbing”
Brilliant!
Lord Vader release him.
Want to hear National’s plans for the economy? Pull my finger…
As GOD, I must warn you that I can make your life HELL!
Thank goodness, this is the size on the Nelson electorates brains
I’ve had my wife convinced that this is seven inches all our married life!
Keeping it clean is the hard bit, the short bit is easy.
See, and I haven’t even said anything yet
“This is the chance Labour have at winning the next election.”
When I find the $2 barber that cut my hair I’m going to chop him into tiny little pieces…
Joyces boot missed my arse by this much
Nick Smith, crushing baby’s skulls with two fingers since 1990.
“I was only this far out with my *ACC blowout* costing…”
“Ma’am, even this is an exaggeration of how much the last labour govt achieved. Bob Jones is about to write another book to explain..”
why my ex wife became a lesbian
My entry is — Itzy bitzy nick see!
My ps is — gimme a click for a looksee.
“It doesn’t need to be long but remember to keep it clean.”
Doh! Of course!
“I’m tellin ya Guyon – I take a leak right alongside the smarmy prick every cabinet meeting, and I swear….ever since Hels got her gig….”
‘And this is how many jobs I’ve saved at Sealords’
“I’ve got something for you young man. Ooohh, it’s the claaaw! Oh, you’re afraid of the claw!”
“So where could the coin have gone then, boys and girls? Any ideas Jerry? John? Wait a minute……..what’s that I see up Judith’s……………skirt!!!!!!! (oooooo…..sorry Jude, didn’t know that was there…….)”
“My dong is this long!”
At least with Judith Tizard around there was someone madder than me.
“Just a sliver of cake please, i’m watching my weight – don’t want to end up like Brownlee.”
“Seriously, this is the world’s smallest violin playing for all the poor people… I’m doing it wrong? Well you get the idea don’t you… Well that’s not how i roll… Fine. You’re Fired… I can’t fire you? Fine, anyway like i was saying, this is how much time i have before i need my meds.”
“I don’t know why they’re surprised, I told them, I wouldn’t read it if it was longer than this…”
….unt!
“I could crush you like a ant”
Oh sir, it’s only wafer thin!
If the total number were 100 metres high “right now” then this is how many bureaucratic publics service jobs we’re going to save by the end of our first term!!!
Failed audition for Freddy Got Fingered.
I’d like to thank everyone for their votes especially then 95% of you swing voters with Brains and Dicks this big.
“I swear on the straightness of my finger that I’m telling truth about ACC.”
In his last act of public service, aged Vulcan, Snick Mith, applies the Vulcan neck pinch to himself.
I used to care this much about the environment – but not now. Hah! It’s a losers game mate. All losers!
“As Minister for the Environment – How much do I care? This Much!”
“With Helen gone, Labour has this much talent left”
“, so that’s only double our total now.”
“I would say that the chance of Mr Davis accompanying his wife Ms Clark to New York is about this big”
“My IQ is this big.”
I vote that BLiP wins this thread.
Why, thank you. Most kind. You too had me quietly chuckling.
My exaggerations about ACC were a little bit bigger than this