Thanks to the two people have mailed election leaflets authorised in my name back to me.
And such lovely messages you’ve attached to them. Glad to see you’re so in favour of free speech.
Of course, sending intimidating or threatening messages through the mail is an offense, which could explain why, despite me putting my name to my work, you didn’t have the courage to put your own names on your missives.
I’m glad we’ve got that nice Mr Key to be the smiling face because he helps me forget that some of the people behind him aren’t so pleasant.