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8:30 am, May 31st, 2018 - 6 comments
Categories: humour, national, same old national, Simon Bridges, twitter, you couldn't make this shit up -
Tags: dan bidois, Jeremy Greenbrook-Held, northcote, northcote by election
In their piece on the PM’s due date on the news last night Newshub said she was still up for campaigning in what they called the “tight” Northcote by-election.
I wonder how close it is?
I read somewhere yesterday somewhere between 4% and 8%
Sorry haven’t time to find got sheep’s bums to clean.
Nats say 8%, Labour says 2%.
Closer than election 2017.
By calling it tight the media are setting up for a story about Labour failing to win a tight contest.
My pick: Bidois by 1500 on a low turnout
After you have finished them, could you carry on to the National Party, they are needing some sanitation attention?
Oh bugger, as close as 4%, thats gonna cost me another couple of hundred bucks.
Come on the rest of you buggers who can’t stand the Nats, get out your wallets.