On the tenth day of Christmas Chris Luxon took from me …

Written By: - Date published: 9:13 am, December 24th, 2024 - 24 comments
Categories: humour, Satire, The Standard, uncategorized - Tags:

On the tenth day of Christmas Chris Luxon took from me

… ten thousand jobs

… free school lunches

… no oil drilling

… a working ETS

… peaceful race relations

… food bank funding

… adequate health resourcing

… three hospital upgrades

… two rail enabled ferries.

And a functioning economy.

Meri kirihimete!

24 comments on “On the tenth day of Christmas Chris Luxon took from me … ”

  1. Bearded Git 1

    ….cheap and extensive public transport

    ….light rail

    ….bike tracks

    …..pubic/expert involvement in many major developments (mining, subdivision, hydro on pristine rivers etc)

    ….councils that recognise social, economic, environmental and cultural needs

    …fair minimum wages

  2. Mike the Lefty 2

    He's wealthy and sorted, so what's the problem?

  3. tWig 3

    On the Xmas theme, from m: Season's seasoning to all at The Standard (apart from trolls paid for by any rw think tank)!

  4. Kay 4

    Is that all???

  5. Georgecom 5

    And hes given to us

    Long waiting lists

    More poverty

    Racial division

    No new ferries

    A warming planet

    Expensive waste of money charter schools

    Billions borrowed for tax cut

    Tax cuts for big tobacco

    Tax cuts for landlords

    Costly water for ratepayers

    Costly council referendum on maori wards

    $30 billion hole in simeons road plans

    No extra public housing……….

    • Bearded Git 5.1

      Yeah I forgot the stop-work on social housing so that Luxon can give tax cuts to his wealthy mates. John Key did the same thing.

      • georgecom 5.1.1

        hes also given us record emigration to Australia and a biggest economic contraction in 30 years

  6. Macro 6

    OOOOhhhh Can't wait!

    Just on a technical point – the 10th day of Xmas is the 4th of January. The 12 days of Xmas ends on the 6th of Jan, and the season of Epiphany begins. The current season is Advent.

  7. Champaign Socialist 7

    We must not forget the electorate that chose this government and who – according to polling – despite all of the economic devastation and ongoing pain – are happy with this outcome and its continuation in 2025. A big thank you to my fellow New Zealanders for this and I genuinely hope that non of them are unfortunate enough to lose their jobs next year as unemployment continues to rise towards 6% over the next 6 months.

    • Bearded Git 7.1

      If you exclude Farrar's rubbish Curia poll, the polls are extremely tight. The Left may actually be marginally ahead. This is the government with the shortest honeymoon on record.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_New_Zealand_general_election

    • observer 7.2

      Incorrect. There is no polling to suggest that the public "are happy with this outcome and its continuation in 2025". See the right/wrong track questions, and on specific policy areas. Always look beyond the headline numbers for the details.

      December example:

      https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/535469/new-poll-delivers-hung-parliament-bad-news-for-christopher-luxon-as-preferred-pm

      A net score of minus 16 for Luxon is shockingly low. One year into a new government, all his predecessors (National or Labour) were much higher.

      What you can reasonably say is that roughly half the voters see the current government as preferable to the opposition. Or as individual parties, National are still preferred to Labour.

      To win an election, "preference" is sufficient. As seen in countless elections, Biden/Harris v Trump, Starmer v Sunak, etc.

      But preference is not approval. Completely different meaning. NZ Labour might yet be stupid enough to get the coalition re-elected, but that's the government's biggest – perhaps only – asset.

  8. Incognito 8

    … people’s dignity

    … thousands of Kiwis living & working in NZ

    … trust in CoC Cabinet & Ministers

  9. Ad 9

    A depressed economy, depressed people, and a weak nation.

  10. thinker 10

    10,000 public servants sacked,

    Funding pulled from the food banks,

    Spent on winding back civil rights

  11. PsyclingLeft.Always 11

    Seems most of us, just awishin' for the best….

    Keeping Perfectly Calm

    While the trueform one percenters (no patches, mind),

    As always, fat partridges….in a monnnney tree. : (

    And… a vid from the past.

    The Blams, 40 years plus, still onpoint .

    There are no teeth in our heads?

    https://www.nzonscreen.com/title/there-is-no-depression-in-nz-1981

  12. Tony Veitch 12

    The divisive Treaty Principles Bill and

    The Regulation Standards Bill

    which combined threaten to turn NZ into a neoliberals wet dream.

    • Heather 12.1

      Both have submissions closing early January. These are very dangerous bills, the ACT party has tried before and they will try again. Hopefully there will.be enough New Zealanders who will ensure they do not pass.

  13. Heather 13

    Both have submissions closing early January. These are very dangerous bills, the ACT party has tried before and they will try again. Hopefully there will.be enough New Zealanders who will ensure they do not pass.

  14. George Garard 14

    The divisive Treaty Principles Bill does not represent the purpose of the Treaty of Waitangi. Which is a request by Maori to the Crown to create government to create law and order through a NZ government and the Treaty specifically mentioned protection of Maori land and culture. As a result of the signing of the Treaty of Waitangi by 500+ Maori Chiefs the English Parliament created the NZ Government. The ongoing responsibility of the crown is to honour the treaty specification of protection of Maori land and culture. The treaty Principles Bill does not do that and is a retrograde step from the law that is currently in place.