Written By:
lprent - Date published:
11:59 am, August 27th, 2015 - 12 comments
Categories: humour, internet, science -
Tags: twitter
Ever imagine what a bull elephant’s penis looks like? Well wonder no more. Biologists kicked off a #junkoff today with this challenge. I’m afraid that most of the ‘junk’ here is male – because that gender tends to be the showoffs?
ATTEN: WE ARE HAVING A JUNK-OFF https://t.co/jPYnudIL36
— Anne Hilborn (@AnneWHilborn) August 26, 2015
Elephant junk. Flexible.#JunkOff pic.twitter.com/K5LrmnlE7m
— Anne Hilborn (@AnneWHilborn) August 26, 2015
Man, how long is that damn thing! Makes a horse look a bit pathetic
Wouldn't want equines to be left out here: apparently this grullo hides his pattern on his #JunkOff pic.twitter.com/M9n1l4pxGn
— Jason Ransom (@wildequids) August 26, 2015
Or a kangaroo bungee..
Hanging your balls off a bungee cord while repeatedly leaping meters in the air. Adaptive?#junkoff pic.twitter.com/d9NDId5JJd
— Andrew Hendry (@EcoEvoEvoEco) August 26, 2015
Or snakes do it double…
https://twitter.com/Leolupus79/status/636592521594957824
Or what we can see from bones.
https://twitter.com/benjamin_burger/status/636561194803838976
Sharks do it with hooks
https://twitter.com/BritFinucci/status/636635681247379456
After dealing with so many trolls on this site over the last 8 years waving their dicks about, I’d have to say that the other animals make them look poorly endowed and rather uninventive.
Ref Huffington Post
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and rather uninventive.
Said without even the slightest hint of irony…
“You know, relative to its size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal.” -House MD
Or does it?
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/01/15/poorly-endowed-barnacles-spermcasting/
“To measure one in all its fully extended glory, he needed the following contraption: a system of pulleys, which controls an open bottle, which leads to a rubber tube, which is connected to a hypodermic needle, which feeds into a capillary tube, which is glued to the base ….” Yeeouch!
There ain’t no headline like an LPrent headline.
I do try to make them blunt and memorable. 😈
I’m recovering from a very nasty cold and have more time to read junk. So when this popped up – well I thought of the title at once. Tasteless, irritating, offensive, and just some science with a little bit of denigration of the trolls who make talking about science such a chore. Perfect!
I don’t think it was meant to be a compliment.
I didn’t think so either. However I take it as one. I think he was reflecting on the title.
Double dicks.. damm.
Duck dick .. double damn.
(really really NSFW or sensitive souls)
[lprent: In which case you shouldn’t have read the post or the comments.]
You should google “double dick dude”. NSFW.
Tapir ftw.
inadequacies – couldn’t resist 🙂
Ah – so that is how it is spelled! 🙂