Scientists remind dickheads of their inadequecies

Written By: - Date published: 11:59 am, August 27th, 2015 - 12 comments
Categories: humour, internet, science - Tags:

Ever imagine what a bull elephant’s penis looks like? Well wonder no more. Biologists kicked off a #junkoff today with this challenge. I’m afraid that most of the ‘junk’ here is male – because that gender tends to be the showoffs?

Man, how long is that damn thing! Makes a horse look a bit pathetic

Or a kangaroo bungee..

Or snakes do it double…

https://twitter.com/Leolupus79/status/636592521594957824

Or what we can see from bones.

https://twitter.com/benjamin_burger/status/636561194803838976

Sharks do it with hooks

https://twitter.com/BritFinucci/status/636635681247379456

After dealing with so many trolls on this site over the last 8 years waving their dicks about, I’d have to say that the other animals make them look poorly endowed and rather uninventive.

Internet-Troll

#junkoff

Ref Huffington Post

12 comments on “Scientists remind dickheads of their inadequecies ”

  1. Phil 1

    and rather uninventive.

    Said without even the slightest hint of irony…

  2. “You know, relative to its size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal.” -House MD

    Or does it?
    http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/01/15/poorly-endowed-barnacles-spermcasting/

    “To measure one in all its fully extended glory, he needed the following contraption: a system of pulleys, which controls an open bottle, which leads to a rubber tube, which is connected to a hypodermic needle, which feeds into a capillary tube, which is glued to the base ….” Yeeouch!

  3. The Gormless Fool formerly known as Oleolebiscuitbarrell 3

    There ain’t no headline like an LPrent headline.

    • lprent 3.1

      I do try to make them blunt and memorable. 😈

      I’m recovering from a very nasty cold and have more time to read junk. So when this popped up – well I thought of the title at once. Tasteless, irritating, offensive, and just some science with a little bit of denigration of the trolls who make talking about science such a chore. Perfect!

  4. infused 4

    Double dicks.. damm.

  5. BM 5

    Tapir ftw.

  6. inadequacies – couldn’t resist 🙂

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