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3:29 pm, August 13th, 2018 - 42 comments
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ACT is doing a rebrand.
Here at the Standard we thought we should provide a fraternal helping hand and provide suggestions for what their new name should be.
Please keep your suggestions pithy and err on this side of the law of defamation.
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SACT
FACT
Labour 2.0
Fraternity of Accountants, Randians and Tax Shirkers.
lols lols.
Chocolate Fish for anyone who can top that one.
FARTS? If Judith Collins gives up on the Nats & joins Seymour, then defeats him for the leadership, I’ll still go for Center Right Alternative Party (CRAP). Branding psychology (must signal essence of product to consumer).
Perfect!
TACT or TACKY.
RIP
Stock
Congress
Unilateral
Meal ticket
Or….
for short.
ACT is good – Advocacy for Corporate Taxevaders.
REDACT
FRACT
Psychopathic Idiots Supporting Social Darwinism (PISSD)
I like that except ‘Idiots’ is plural and there’s usually only one of them.
Drain cleaner supreme – ACTO plus added ID ~ ACTOID ~ here to strip away all the old clinging illusions and principles.
New version of PISSD – with phosphorescent comet-like tail of extra idiots all at sea: PISSEIDON
Randian Superheroes Obviously Losing Support (RSOLS)
Tie-wearing Robots Unsuccessfully Mimicking People (TRUMP)
Triumphant Ubermenschen Rubbishing Democracy (TURD)
The NZC Party – National Zombie Clingons
The Last of the Munnikins
Capitalists Unite for No Tax Society
The logo for this one will be interesting
ACTshun
Denizens Ingratiating to Capitalist Kommando Supremos.
Here’s mine . . . .
Hateful
Arseholes
Espousing
Muddled
Outdated
Reactionary
Right wing
Hocus pocus
Otherwise
Indicating
Dickheaded
Scumminess
Do I get the chocolate fish?
Hang on…. let’s get a bit of paper… haemorrhoids. Hang on… let’s get a dictionary… piles. Oh yeah that’s very good. We’ll have to call a conference in the back-end about this one. Result will be posted in due course.
W.C.C.P
White collar criminals party.
ACT2 – the Seyquel.
One NZ
It’s the obvious choice: Representing the top 1%, Party Vote 1%, one MP and one coalition partner.
Visioning Alternate Politics In Democracy. This visionary party, VAPID, will be led by Mr Seymour. Its motto “See More, Get Less”.
Clever design, likely to appeal to most facebook & twitter users! 🤣
Fuckt
National Socialist party.
Though I think it may have been taken already?
Wannabee Party. (WPee party).
Treacheous
Randian
Anti democratic
Individualistic
Toadish
Odious
Repulsive
Selfish
Or for short….
Here’s one I had ages back,…. JOKE.
Acronym for :
Jumble of Outdated Kleptomaniac Enthusiasts.
ATME
At The Most Epsom
I am pretty sure that Winston Peters just called ACT “the Oblivion Party” in Question Time under Q 8. LOL.
Never mind a new name how about a new party. Hopefully act will be gone after the next election.
‘Arseholes, Cunts & Tax-dodgers’
Why fix it if it ain’t broke?
SMEGHEADS
Teaparty of Epsom (TOE)
Taxpayers of Remuera Party Officially Registered (TORPOR)
The Official Secret Society of Epsom & Remuera (TOSSER)
DWTS
The Dead Politicians Society
No representation for minorities except for rich white people like us party