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3:29 pm, August 13th, 2018 - 42 comments
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ACT is doing a rebrand.
Here at the Standard we thought we should provide a fraternal helping hand and provide suggestions for what their new name should be.
Please keep your suggestions pithy and err on this side of the law of defamation.
Fraternity of Accountants, Randians and Tax Shirkers.
Chocolate Fish for anyone who can top that one.
FARTS? If Judith Collins gives up on the Nats & joins Seymour, then defeats him for the leadership, I’ll still go for Center Right Alternative Party (CRAP). Branding psychology (must signal essence of product to consumer).
TACT or TACKY.
ACT is good – Advocacy for Corporate Taxevaders.
Psychopathic Idiots Supporting Social Darwinism (PISSD)
I like that except ‘Idiots’ is plural and there’s usually only one of them.
Drain cleaner supreme – ACTO plus added ID ~ ACTOID ~ here to strip away all the old clinging illusions and principles.
New version of PISSD – with phosphorescent comet-like tail of extra idiots all at sea: PISSEIDON
Randian Superheroes Obviously Losing Support (RSOLS)
Tie-wearing Robots Unsuccessfully Mimicking People (TRUMP)
Triumphant Ubermenschen Rubbishing Democracy (TURD)
The NZC Party – National Zombie Clingons
The Last of the Munnikins
Capitalists Unite for No Tax Society
The logo for this one will be interesting
Denizens Ingratiating to Capitalist Kommando Supremos.
Here’s mine . . . .
Do I get the chocolate fish?
Hang on…. let’s get a bit of paper… haemorrhoids. Hang on… let’s get a dictionary… piles. Oh yeah that’s very good. We’ll have to call a conference in the back-end about this one. Result will be posted in due course.
White collar criminals party.
ACT2 – the Seyquel.
It’s the obvious choice: Representing the top 1%, Party Vote 1%, one MP and one coalition partner.
Visioning Alternate Politics In Democracy. This visionary party, VAPID, will be led by Mr Seymour. Its motto “See More, Get Less”.
Clever design, likely to appeal to most facebook & twitter users! 🤣
National Socialist party.
Though I think it may have been taken already?
Wannabee Party. (WPee party).
Or for short….
Here’s one I had ages back,…. JOKE.
Acronym for :
Jumble of Outdated Kleptomaniac Enthusiasts.
At The Most Epsom
I am pretty sure that Winston Peters just called ACT “the Oblivion Party” in Question Time under Q 8. LOL.
Never mind a new name how about a new party. Hopefully act will be gone after the next election.
‘Arseholes, Cunts & Tax-dodgers’
Why fix it if it ain’t broke?
Teaparty of Epsom (TOE)
Taxpayers of Remuera Party Officially Registered (TORPOR)
The Official Secret Society of Epsom & Remuera (TOSSER)
The Dead Politicians Society
No representation for minorities except for rich white people like us party