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jeepers John, but the label said there might be a blue tinge from those pills ….
“It’s a recessive gene trait, John, called hitchhiker’s thumb; you’ll be needing it in 2017.”
They said that in 2008, and 2011, and 2014 …. its getting old.
Remember though, James, that this is Simon Bridges saying it…….. 🙂
The other Smurfs preferred not to talk about Evil Smurf with strangers.
New Zealand Prime Minister John Key tries Colloidal silver in a bid to reverse his near-terminal rampant narcissism.
You may like the following book very much…
http://manipulism.com/
or
You have the choice of paperback, ebook, or audio-book.
Enjoy.
Beam me up E.T I’m all done here with exterminating the human race!
“So John you know how it goes… the temptation was too much…so I just grabbed her ponytail and just cut it like this.’
“Oh nice…not only are you a great pollster David but your very creepy too.. I like your style.”
Key laughs off a real builder’s thumb with “mine looks a lot worse than that!”
Hahahaha, I think his/its thumb would look the same as a builders thumb, except not from being hit by a hammer, but rather from being sucked his/its whole life.
I mean, he really is a SUCKer who is not growing up.
“Willy Wonka’s? Never heard of the place!”
JK preparing for new role in Las Vegas
But Blue Man Group believe in climate change …
John Key demonstrates his firefly GE patch.
Admits that Bronwyn may problems sleeping, but says that he is relaxed about that.
Prime Minister stuck inside Novopay system in real life TRON thriller.
Its the worse case of “Blue Balls” they had ever seen.
Better to have the Blues than be green with envy.
As a Labour party member I see this as lame/petty and probably functions to turn away people from the Labour party. The party still needs to figure out what went so wrong in 2014 and shit like this ain’t going to help. Childish (sorry to children) and lame lame lame. Grow up, look inside the party and figure it out. Stop with this externalizing shit.
[This is not a Labour Party blog, Simon. TRP]
Are you envisaging something along these lines, Simon ?
Scenario One
NZ Labour Party Council member 1: “We need to figure out what went so wrong in 2014 and fast !!!”
NZ Labour Party Council member 2: “Believe me, we’re trying to but a relatively obscure Caption Contest on THE STANDARD blogsite is making it all but impossible !!!”
Scenario Two
Ordinary Punter: “I feel like it’s time to join the Labour Party and get active. I’ve had it up to here with this friggin government.”
Ordinary Punter’s Spouse: “Whoa there !!!, You do realise a Left-leaning Blog has recently posted a relatively obscure Caption Competition illustrated by a photo of John Key bathed in fluorescent blue light ?”
Ordinary Punter: “Awwww, for the love of God !!! They just blew it BIG TIME !!! I’m voting National.”
NZ Labour Party Council Member 1: I wonder why blue collar workers, students, teachers etc. are voting National?
NZ Labour Party Council Member 2: I’m not sure, but what I do know is that it has nothing to do with the widely held perception that we are a dysfunctional party, and the belief that a dysfunctional party will be disastrous for the country.
NZ Labour Party Council Member 3: I agree, the public understands that a collection of career politicians is exactly what the country needs. I mean, just look at the traction that Jacinda Ardern has made on the child poverty issue in the last 7 years. At this rate, it will only be a few decades before the government may be pushed to DEFINE poverty…imagine that.
Ordinary Punter: Nothing like seeing long time Labour party members posting links on twitter to childish caption competitions for the PM. Not at all congruent with the perception that the Labour party is a college of self interested sycophants who seem totally unable to get their collective heads out of their collective asses and do what needs to be done to make the party relevant again.
PM or Blue Waffle
I want you to roll John Beaurgarde into the boat and take him along to the Juicing Room at once. ‘Kay?
PM eyes up thumb now that ponytail out of bounds.
+1 vote for this
Good TPPA deal? John Key Blue it
+ 100% – best caption yet, R@DS
John Key denies taking the money even though the dye pack discharge was sort of obvious.
Smurfin’ USSA
“I have worn the National Ring of Power on for so long now…”
I’m bluer than blue…..
http://www.metrolyrics.com/bluer-than-blue-lyrics-barry-manilow.html
man takes love of Avatar to absurd lengths with permanent full body paintjob – when asked he said, “Nahfin to she hay mate”.
‘The Blue Man, also known as Eternal Evil, is a 1985 Canadian film directed by George Mihalka.’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY
Ear worm
Look, at the end of the day, there wont be any side effects from the TPPA to worry about, I’m very comfortable with that.
Buy the way, luvin that fully erect thumb mate…
I find it amusing when people use the word “look” in their sentences. It happens when people are trying to assert a false sense of authority into their words.
I giggle to myself, knowing that the person using it in sentences, is insecure about themselves, so hide that insecurity by ensuring to inject false authority into their speech.
Once again, I just laugh to myself when I hear it.
Navi expelled from the tribe for deviance have their hair cut off, and can no longer form Tsaheylu.
I’m fine if I sit on a rock in the sun every morning for a hour or so…..
King Kull is here to see me? No, I’m not nervous in the least…
Wanker meets muppet
There’s no global warming, honest, look
Breaking news: Smurfs acquire rights to Nightmare on Elm Street franchise.
http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Greedy_Smurf
http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Clumsy_Smurf
“Whatever. We kiwis only take yeah, nah, maybe for an answer” – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2uCNd1AVJo
Or
“In the Court of the Blue King” – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnQATA2jPXY
Cat’s foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia’s poison door.
Twenty first century schizoid man.
Blood rack barbed wire
Politicians’ funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty first century schizoid man.
Death seed blind man’s greed
Poets’ starving children bleed
Nothing he’s got he really needs
Twenty first century schizoid man
Cameron thanks Key for lenient tax laws with part in new Avatar movie.
Do I look bald in this light?
Instead of a caption, I’ll do some song lyrics (based on the crooked thumb in the image)
Verse 1
There was a crooked man
with a crooked little grin,
He had a crooked shirt
from a crooked rubbish bin,
He had a crooked view
with a crooked little back,
Lets all get together and give the
crooked man the sack.
Verse 2
He had a crooked “friend”
with a crooked little smile,
He had some crooked money
for a crooked little while,
They all lived together on a
crooked little earth
When all is said and done,
he had such little worth.
Verse 3
There was a crooked day
when he sold his crooked soul,
Attaining massive wealth
was his one and only goal,
He pushed all others down just to
put himself on top,
There surely comes a time when
all of this must stop.
Please add your own verse if you can, but make sure it rhymes.
There’ll come a looked for day
when we all will well agree
That we put full and final paid
to this crooked little spree;
We all go down to the polling place
on that day before it’s dark,
and upon the voting paper
we place our crooked mark.
The box for crooked National
We intentionally leave blank,
cos to vote for them we still get all
the same collective wank;
our crooked little tick we place
in some progressive box,
and with red or green or pinkish hue
give blue the crooked pox.
Haha, nice one.
chorus,………..
Ah ha
Oh oh don’t let the public know
Ah ah
Oh oh don’t let the public know
Ah ha
Oh oh don’t let the pubic know..
Oh yes Johns truths got a hole in it and John will frown.
Oh yes Johns truths got hole in it to bring him down.
Anything to Please Gargamel
ACT is not the only party with a holographic leader!
John Key doing an uncanny improvisation of “lying till you’re blue in the face”.
The Hitchhiker to the Galaxy trying to get away from John Key reciting Vogon poetry.
John Key overindulged on Fonterra’s blue cheese.
Reptilians prefer blue light.
Eyes are windows to the Soul.
John Key sees the Invisible Hand for the first time!
Dennis Hopper hooks his thumb left and says, “Get the fuck out of my movie”.
Robert A. Heinlein was right, as John Keys corporate alien puppet-master exposed in blue light of Trans Pacific Partnership Alert-ray beam.
You Muppets,,,I said i wanted to appear in a Blue Movie……!
Keys penis enhancement operation, went a tad awry!
Blue Loon, you saw me standing alone,
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own…….
Keys set a very bad example,,after not donning his protective goggles at the sun bed convention
Take 34, Phewww, Lets try again John? Rock, Paper, Scissors???? Come on John…u must have a clue?
Flunkey offers privilege of rank to Keys…..Suck on My Thumb John……not your own!!!
Speak to the thumb John!!!!!!!
Only a few more minutes to go John…..Keep holding!!!!……..1001 1002 1003………….keep holding 1004 1005 1006 1007……………..
John relieves himself at new human Urinal and get the auto thumbs up to shake…
Noooooo it isn’t a book or a film of a play…..its you!…the thumb’s a dickhead.
RhapCatasophy In Blue
NZ PM, first to get Fired on The PM’s of the World Apprentice..show
Right John….if i add one thumb to one thumb and i take away one thumb what am i left with?
Now think!