Like the Sasquatch, Conservative party voters are difficult to catch in the open. Today, taking us deep into their natural habitat, Dr. Craig reveals to us the shelters under which such timid creatures often hide. Slowly winning their trust, this photo reveals the moment he reaches out to one, before POOF …it is gone, along with Dr.Craig’s dreams of leading them into mainstream acceptance…
I don’t get why everyone picks on this guy?
Yes he might be a bit of a god bothering dick, but he is light years ahead of most of the wankers in parliament, at least he is honest.
Clearly honesty is to much for most people?
How exactly is it honest to portray yourself as being of high moral fibre, and then have your press secretary resign after you’d been writing her love letters?
Then, cover it up from the board of your party in the hopes that no one would find out.
So no, he’s worse than most politicians in parliament.
To be perfectly honest I donât get why everyone picks on me.
I might be a bit of a god bothering dick, but I’m light years ahead of most of the wankers in parliament, at least I’m honest. Clearly honesty is too much for most people.
Mirror in the Public Eye, please talk free
The door is locked just you and me
Can I take you to a restaurant that’s got glass tables & I can watch myself whilst I am eating
<cue the sax solo,,,apologies to the English Band the Beat in advance
After all my demands…….I see the Govt has relented to my demands for personal safety…so Your My Body Guard & Stunt Double?
Well you say jack shit, let me do the talking and resigning,,,
Nobody thinks about the next century anymore. That at least is Sci-Fi writer William Gibson’s observation (in this BBC 4 short interview, starting at 1:43:50 ). He calls it “Futures Fatigue”, but isn’t judgemental about it. Gibson notes that in the 20th century speculation about the 21st (and beyond) was common. Now ...
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It may have been the first sitting week of 2020, but our Government is already in full-swing - managing a strong economy, investing in infrastructure, and working to break the cycle of homelessness. Read below for all that, and more... ...
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1000 new transitional housing places delivered by end of year to reduce demand for emergency motel accommodation. Introduce 25% of income payment, after 7 days, for those in emergency motel accommodation to bring in line with other forms of accommodation support. Over $70m extra to programmes that prevents those at ...
Clear requirements for ensuring customers are treated fairly by banks, insurers and other financial service providers are included in new financial conduct legislation that passed its first reading today. “The recent reviews, by the Financial Markets Authority (FMA) and Reserve Bank of New Zealand, into the conduct of banks and ...
Applications are now open for the fifth round of the Regional Culture and Heritage Fund Associate Minister for Arts, Culture and Heritage Grant Robertson announced today. “I am delighted to open this year’s fund which has some $7 million available to support performing arts venues, galleries, museums and whare ...
The Minister of Māori Development, Hon Nanaia Mahuta today congratulated Associate Professor Amokura Kawharu on her appointment as the next President of the Law Commission. “Amokura Kawharu will be a standout in her new role, leading in an innovative and forward looking approach to the law reform process. She will ...
Auckland University legal academic Amokura Kawharu has been appointed as the next President of the Law Commission, Justice Minister Andrew Little announced today. Associate Professor Kawharu will take up her new appointment on 11 May 2020. “I would like to congratulate Associate Professor Kawharu on her appointment,” Andrew ...
A programme for employers to help them engage effectively with younger employees was launched today by Minister of Employment, Willie Jackson. The Youth Ready Employer Programme contains a range of on-line templates that employers can easily access to help with employing and retaining young people in their businesses. The programme ...
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I move, That this House place on record its appreciation and thanks for the devoted and distinguished service to New Zealand by the late Rt Hon Michael Kenneth Moore, member of the Order of New Zealand, a member of Her Majesty's Most Honourable Privy Council, an Honorary Member of the ...
Agriculture Minister Damien O’Connor has today classified the drought conditions in Northland as an adverse event for the primary sector, unlocking $80,000 in Government support. “This is recognition that the extreme and prolonged nature of this dry spell is taking its toll on our farmers and growers and additional support ...
The Minister of Police says an operation to smash a trans national drug smuggling ring today will make a significant impact on the methamphetamine trade fuelling harm in our communities. Police have announced 10 arrests and the seizure of up to five million dollars’ worth of illicit drugs after an ...
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A new survey has found New Zealand’s game development sector has grown beyond expectations and is on track to becoming a billion dollar industry in 2025, Economic Development Minister Phil Twyford says. “New Zealand’s interactive media sector grew by 42 per cent in last financial year to $203.4 million, according ...
Te Tii, the lower marae at Waitangi, is among more than 70 marae now connected to broadband internet thanks to the Provincial Growth Fund’s marae connectivity scheme, Regional Economic Development Minister Shane Jones said today. In February 2019, the Provincial Growth Fund (PGF) allocated $21 million to connect rural towns ...
The West Coast has had a funding injection of over $1.2 million from the Provincial Growth Fund, Under Secretary for Regional Economic Development Fletcher Tabuteau announced at Waitangi Day commemorations in Hokitika today. The PGF projects announced are: $800,000 to Development West Coast for a Grey District Regional Digital Hub ...
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Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has announced a funeral service for former Labour Prime Minister the Rt Hon Mike Moore, ONZ, AO. A public service will be held on Friday 14 February at 2pm at Dilworth School senior campus, 2 Erin Street, Epsom, Auckland. “The service will be a celebration of ...
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The National Party leader Simon Bridges says it came as a surprise to him that the Serious Fraud Office prosecution relates to two $100,000 donations to the party. ...
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A Southland school has been criticised for requiring girls to see a counsellor before opting to wear shorts as their uniform. It’s merely a symptom of a bigger problem, Madeleine Chapman writes.On Sunday, Stuff reported that James Hargest College in Southland would soon allow girls to wear shorts or pants ...
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Organise Aotearoa will be joining rallies for abortion law reform, scheduled today in Wellington, Auckland, Christchurch and Dunedin. The National Day of Action is hosted by Fem Force - Feminist Action Aotearoa. “Nobody should be pressured to ...
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Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Nicholas Biddle, Associate Professor, ANU College of Arts and Social Sciences, Australian National University Last month, the Australian National University contracted with the Social Research Centre (SRC) to survey more than 3,000 Australian adults about their experiences and attitudes related to the ...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Megan Davis, Professor of Law, UNSW In his Closing the Gap speech to parliament last week, the prime minister injected some order and transparency back into the constitutional recognition process. The PM anchored his government’s work on the co-design of a Voice ...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michael Woods, Professor of Health Economics, University of Technology Sydney Heavily subsidised aged care services used to be seen as a right and entitlement for all older Australians. But as aged care demand grows and costs rise, it’s becoming increasingly clear the ...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Carla Liuzzo, Sessional Lecturer, School of Business, Queensland University of Technology As a parent, I find it so frustrating to take my children shopping, reusable bags in hand, only to be offered plastic toys at the checkout. It’s an incredibly confusing message ...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Gary Mortimer, Professor of Marketing and Consumer Behaviour, Queensland University of Technology The jingle used to tell us we loved “football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars”. These days we love Japanese utes and small Toyotas, Hyundais and Mazdas more. Monday’s announcement ...
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Tame Impala’s new album The Slow Rush dropped over the weekend to universal acclaim. Jordan Hamel talked to the band’s frontman, Kevin Parker, about the five year gap between albums, and where the band fits into riock music in 2020.Kevin Parker’s musical baby Tame Impala steadily rose to indie prominence in the ...
Dr Bryce Edwards.NZ First is facing the boot at this year’s election, especially as it’s now embroiled in an unfolding donations scandal, which comes on top of low poll ratings. But what effect will the scandal have on NZ First’s government coalition colleagues? And is Labour and the Greens’ ...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By David Jones, Climate Scientist, Australian Bureau of Meteorology After the intensely dry conditions of 2019, January and February have brought much-needed rain. Dams in many cities and towns were replenished and some farmers may be able to grow a crop for the ...
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The conservatives court the one remaining voter against gay marriage
The man in the mirror: if you want to make the world a better place, just look at yourself and make a change…
Wish You Wern’t Here
Colin Craig lobbies the remaining membership of the conservative party.
Colin’s Magic Hands
Players gonna play, play play,
Haters gonna hate, hate, hate,
I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake ….
Shake it ah, Shake it ah,
(BTW – that Taylor Swift track drives me nuts)
I think that’s because they play it all the time on NewstalkZB as an intro to a show of one of their moralless speak hate hosts.
ooops, I did it again… đ
I wish there was two of me…..(could be a really lame poem in that)
Hello me … It’s me again
“….he is in this, as in many other cases, led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention.” Adam Smith 1776
“Nice to meet you but I deny all your charges.”
Following John Key’s advice, Colin Craig hits the streets to win the Ghost Votes.
Like the Sasquatch, Conservative party voters are difficult to catch in the open. Today, taking us deep into their natural habitat, Dr. Craig reveals to us the shelters under which such timid creatures often hide. Slowly winning their trust, this photo reveals the moment he reaches out to one, before POOF …it is gone, along with Dr.Craig’s dreams of leading them into mainstream acceptance…
Dubious new “Star Trek” transportation technology has Craig pouring in funding.
Update: Teleporter company renamed “Fly Me to the Moon”
“Shirtless man and taxi cab driver in stand-off outside Sky City…”
(drama partially obscured by politically-homeless man)
On reflection, it was inappropriate.
+1000
Have we met before ?
A puppet greets a reflection.
I don’t get why everyone picks on this guy?
Yes he might be a bit of a god bothering dick, but he is light years ahead of most of the wankers in parliament, at least he is honest.
Clearly honesty is to much for most people?
How exactly is it honest to portray yourself as being of high moral fibre, and then have your press secretary resign after you’d been writing her love letters?
Then, cover it up from the board of your party in the hopes that no one would find out.
So no, he’s worse than most politicians in parliament.
There was no sex. Just an ex and some eggs. Now let us shake on it.
Mirror, mirror on the wall whoâs the gonest of them all?
To be perfectly honest I donât get why everyone picks on me.
I might be a bit of a god bothering dick, but I’m light years ahead of most of the wankers in parliament, at least I’m honest. Clearly honesty is too much for most people.
Thanks for seeing me off Rachel, but everyone knows now, you could’ve out in the open.
“Its a shame you’re not as good as national s shadow men” says collin.
Craig courts new leader
Hey, You talking to me? YOU talking to me? You TALKING to me? You talking TO me? You talking to ME?
Hello hello dont know why you say good by I say hello
Colin Craig meets the remainder of the Conservative Party board.
Dr Jekyll meets Mr Hyde.
Colin Craig shakes hands with the Devil.
Colin Craig casts a Freudian projection.
Colin Craig meets his soul mate.
An optical disillusion.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
My new political team….
P for pratt.
Colin Craig shakes hands with his new board
Jekyll and Lied
On reflection I may as well be on a desert island.
“Your so vain, you probably think this song is about you … don’t you? don’t you?”
Ok Mr Keys,,yr hurting me now,,,,,please unshackle my hand and no i don’t have a ponytail.
Mirror Mirror whom is the fairest of the corporate conservative world?
what…..not me…Feck!
Thats a deal Cameron,,,you want me to use my filofax pc thingy to do what to who’s computer?
At last we meeet Judith,,,Christ! Whats happened to your face? What more cosmetic surgery?????
Don’t, I know you?
No! Let Me Guess!!!?
It’s on the tip of my arrogant tongue….
So that a deal?
I start my new job here as a top notch mannequin?
I think I am cut out for the role,,shake on it?
They say that everyone has a doppleganger…I agree…..
However I am much better looking than you!
Shit…..let me go, some fucker has nicked my car!
Mirror in the Public Eye, please talk free
The door is locked just you and me
Can I take you to a restaurant that’s got glass tables & I can watch myself whilst I am eating
<cue the sax solo,,,apologies to the English Band the Beat in advance
After all my demands…….I see the Govt has relented to my demands for personal safety…so Your My Body Guard & Stunt Double?
Well you say jack shit, let me do the talking and resigning,,,
You just hang around to take the flak ok?
Ohhhh I see you have a sale on!? How Much for that dick in the window? The one with the smarmy face?
Tweedle con and Tweedle conner
No I am not a salesperson Sir..but could I interest u in a free..membership in the conservative party?
No it doesn’t come with double glazing…
On reflection, i may as well be in the rock opera Tommy…..yet there is no sign it will ever never show here ….never mind
Oh wow! Not many people get the chance to meet there stalker…what a thrill..thank you.