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Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 2:00 pm, June 25th, 2015 - 59 comments
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Brilliant photo Brett Phibbsy (The Herald) via Claire Trevett:

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59 comments on “Caption contest ”

  1. Paul Campbell 1

    The conservatives court the one remaining voter against gay marriage

  2. McFlock 2

    The man in the mirror: if you want to make the world a better place, just look at yourself and make a change…

  3. Puckish Rogue 3

    Wish You Wern’t Here

  4. McFlock 4

    Colin Craig lobbies the remaining membership of the conservative party.

  5. Joy Clark 5

    Colin’s Magic Hands

  6. Policy Parrot 6

    Players gonna play, play play,
    Haters gonna hate, hate, hate,
    I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake ….
    Shake it ah, Shake it ah,

    (BTW – that Taylor Swift track drives me nuts)

    • maui 6.1

      I think that’s because they play it all the time on NewstalkZB as an intro to a show of one of their moralless speak hate hosts.

    • McFlock 6.2

      ooops, I did it again… 🙂

  7. Dan 7

    I wish there was two of me…..(could be a really lame poem in that)

  8. Jimmy 8

    Hello me … It’s me again

  9. mac1 9

    “….he is in this, as in many other cases, led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention.” Adam Smith 1776

  10. ianmac 10

    “Nice to meet you but I deny all your charges.”

  11. Charles 11

    Following John Key’s advice, Colin Craig hits the streets to win the Ghost Votes.

  12. Charles 12

    Like the Sasquatch, Conservative party voters are difficult to catch in the open. Today, taking us deep into their natural habitat, Dr. Craig reveals to us the shelters under which such timid creatures often hide. Slowly winning their trust, this photo reveals the moment he reaches out to one, before POOF …it is gone, along with Dr.Craig’s dreams of leading them into mainstream acceptance…

  13. maui 13

    Dubious new “Star Trek” transportation technology has Craig pouring in funding.

  14. Charles 14

    “Shirtless man and taxi cab driver in stand-off outside Sky City…”
    (drama partially obscured by politically-homeless man)

  15. NZSage 15

    On reflection, it was inappropriate.

  16. dukeofurl 16

    Have we met before ?

  17. McFlock 17

    A puppet greets a reflection.

  18. I don’t get why everyone picks on this guy?
    Yes he might be a bit of a god bothering dick, but he is light years ahead of most of the wankers in parliament, at least he is honest.
    Clearly honesty is to much for most people?

    • Lanthanide 18.1

      How exactly is it honest to portray yourself as being of high moral fibre, and then have your press secretary resign after you’d been writing her love letters?

      Then, cover it up from the board of your party in the hopes that no one would find out.

      So no, he’s worse than most politicians in parliament.

  19. Clemgeopin 19

    There was no sex. Just an ex and some eggs. Now let us shake on it.

  20. repateet 20

    Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the gonest of them all?

  21. repateet 21

    To be perfectly honest I don’t get why everyone picks on me.
    I might be a bit of a god bothering dick, but I’m light years ahead of most of the wankers in parliament, at least I’m honest. Clearly honesty is too much for most people.

  22. repateet 22

    Thanks for seeing me off Rachel, but everyone knows now, you could’ve out in the open.

  23. b waghorn 23

    “Its a shame you’re not as good as national s shadow men” says collin.

  24. ankerawshark 24

    Craig courts new leader

  25. Hey, You talking to me? YOU talking to me? You TALKING to me? You talking TO me? You talking to ME?

  26. Smilin 26

    Hello hello dont know why you say good by I say hello

  27. georgecom 27

    Colin Craig meets the remainder of the Conservative Party board.

  28. Incognito 28

    Dr Jekyll meets Mr Hyde.

  29. Incognito 29

    Colin Craig shakes hands with the Devil.

  30. Incognito 30

    Colin Craig casts a Freudian projection.

  31. Incognito 31

    Colin Craig meets his soul mate.

  32. Incognito 32

    An optical disillusion.

  33. Incognito 33

    Familiarity breeds contempt.

  34. Sable 34

    My new political team….

  35. Ecosse_Maidy 35

    P for pratt.

  36. The Real Matthew 36

    Colin Craig shakes hands with his new board

  37. cogito 37

    Jekyll and Lied

  38. Treetop 38

    On reflection I may as well be on a desert island.

  39. Chris Ford 39

    “Your so vain, you probably think this song is about you … don’t you? don’t you?”

  40. Ecosse_Maidy 40

    Ok Mr Keys,,yr hurting me now,,,,,please unshackle my hand and no i don’t have a ponytail.

  41. Ecosse_Maidy 41

    Mirror Mirror whom is the fairest of the corporate conservative world?

    what…..not me…Feck!

  42. Ecosse_Maidy 42

    Thats a deal Cameron,,,you want me to use my filofax pc thingy to do what to who’s computer?

  43. Ecosse_Maidy 43

    At last we meeet Judith,,,Christ! Whats happened to your face? What more cosmetic surgery?????

  44. Ecosse_Maidy 44

    Don’t, I know you?
    No! Let Me Guess!!!?

    It’s on the tip of my arrogant tongue….

  45. Ecosse_Maidy 45

    So that a deal?
    I start my new job here as a top notch mannequin?
    I think I am cut out for the role,,shake on it?

  46. Ecosse_Maidy 46

    They say that everyone has a doppleganger…I agree…..

    However I am much better looking than you!

  47. Ecosse_Maidy 47

    Shit…..let me go, some fucker has nicked my car!

  48. Ecosse_Maidy 48

    Mirror in the Public Eye, please talk free
    The door is locked just you and me
    Can I take you to a restaurant that’s got glass tables & I can watch myself whilst I am eating
    <cue the sax solo,,,apologies to the English Band the Beat in advance

  49. Ecosse_Maidy 49

    After all my demands…….I see the Govt has relented to my demands for personal safety…so Your My Body Guard & Stunt Double?
    Well you say jack shit, let me do the talking and resigning,,,

    You just hang around to take the flak ok?

  50. Ecosse_Maidy 50

    Ohhhh I see you have a sale on!? How Much for that dick in the window? The one with the smarmy face?

  51. Ecosse_Maidy 51

    Tweedle con and Tweedle conner

  52. Ecosse_Maidy 52

    No I am not a salesperson Sir..but could I interest u in a free..membership in the conservative party?
    No it doesn’t come with double glazing…

  53. Ecosse_Maidy 53

    On reflection, i may as well be in the rock opera Tommy…..yet there is no sign it will ever never show here ….never mind

  54. Ecosse_Maidy 54

    Oh wow! Not many people get the chance to meet there stalker…what a thrill..thank you.

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