Like the Sasquatch, Conservative party voters are difficult to catch in the open. Today, taking us deep into their natural habitat, Dr. Craig reveals to us the shelters under which such timid creatures often hide. Slowly winning their trust, this photo reveals the moment he reaches out to one, before POOF …it is gone, along with Dr.Craig’s dreams of leading them into mainstream acceptance…
I don’t get why everyone picks on this guy?
Yes he might be a bit of a god bothering dick, but he is light years ahead of most of the wankers in parliament, at least he is honest.
Clearly honesty is to much for most people?
How exactly is it honest to portray yourself as being of high moral fibre, and then have your press secretary resign after you’d been writing her love letters?
Then, cover it up from the board of your party in the hopes that no one would find out.
So no, he’s worse than most politicians in parliament.
To be perfectly honest I donât get why everyone picks on me.
I might be a bit of a god bothering dick, but I’m light years ahead of most of the wankers in parliament, at least I’m honest. Clearly honesty is too much for most people.
Mirror in the Public Eye, please talk free
The door is locked just you and me
Can I take you to a restaurant that’s got glass tables & I can watch myself whilst I am eating
<cue the sax solo,,,apologies to the English Band the Beat in advance
After all my demands…….I see the Govt has relented to my demands for personal safety…so Your My Body Guard & Stunt Double?
Well you say jack shit, let me do the talking and resigning,,,
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Ka papÄ te whatitiri, Hikohiko ana te uira, wÄhi rua mai ana rÄ runga mai o Huruiki maunga Kua hinga te mÄreikura o te Nota, a Titewhai Harawira NÄ reira, e te kahurangi, takoto, e moe Ka mĹwai koa a Whakapara, kua uhia te Tai Tokerau e te kapua pĹuri ...
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The Government has extended its medium-scale classification of Cyclone Hale to the Wairarapa after assessing storm damage to the eastern coastline of the region. âWeâre making up to $80,000 available to the East Coast Rural Support Trust to help farmers and growers recover from the significant damage in the region,â ...
The Government is making an initial contribution of $150,000 to the Mayoral Relief Fund to help communities in TairÄwhiti following ex-Tropical Cyclone Hale, Minister for Emergency Management Kieran McAnulty announced. âWhile Cyclone Hale has caused widespread heavy rain, flooding and high winds across many parts of the North Island, TairÄwhiti ...
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Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By James Renwick, Professor, Physical Geography (climate science), Te Herenga Waka â Victoria University of Wellington Victoria Park near the Auckland CBD on January 27.Getty Images The extraordinary flood event Auckland experienced on the night of January 27, the eve of the ...
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Auckland is beginning a clean-up after its wettest day since records began. âAuckland was clobbered on Friday,â said emergency management duty controller Andrew Clark. âWe wonât start to get a good idea of numbers affected until later today and, even then, this will take time, with information still coming in ...
The prime minister, Chris Hipkins, is travelling to Auckland after devastating floods hit the city overnight. With the airport out of operation until at least midday, he is landing at Whenuapai air base on a New Zealand Defence Force Hercules aircraft from Wellington. ...
Prime Minister Chris Hipkins has arrived in Auckland for a daylong visit to the city following its catastrophic flood on Friday night. Flying in an Air Force Hercules to Whenuapai, Hipkins will spend roughly three hours on the ground assessing flood damage in the city before returning. He will receive ...
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New Zealandâs new prime minister, Chris Hipkins, is formally facing down an emergency just a few days after being sworn in, summoning the National Crisis Management Centre to the Beehive. The Beehive Bunker is being stood up to help with coordination of the emergency response in Auckland. Iâve asked ...
Analysis - Jacinda Ardern is one of New Zealand's most historically significant leaders. But she did not achieve the grand vision for Aotearoa her outsized rhetoric promised. ...
Brits abroad can be an asset to Aotearoa - but only if we make an effort to engage with te ao MÄori, writes Scottish expat Fran Barclay Earlier this week, the UK High Commissioner signalled a promising intention to address the barriers facing young MÄori and Pasifika who aspire to ...
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Positive affirmation quotes often arenât helpful for tÄngata whai ora. But taking the piss out of them can be. Early in January, on the first day of what would be a week of staying in bed with the curtains pulled, I put a disappointingaffirmations Instagram post up on my stories. ...
Ellen Rykers visits Mahakirau Forest Estate, âa crown jewel in the Coromandel Rangeâ, where pest control is serious business.This is an excerpt from our weekly environment newsletter Future Proof â sign up here. The Mahakirau Forest Estate is not your average subdivision. Enter through its tall ...
As Auckland tackles severe floods and the cityâs airport emerges from a deluge on both the runway and in terminals, Air New Zealand has confirmed that no flights will leave or arrive before noon on Saturday at the earliest. In a statement, the airline said anyone booked for a flight ...
RNZ News Mayor Wayne Brown has shut down criticism that he was too slow in declaring a state of emergency after severe flooding in Auckland, New Zealandâs largest city. In a media stand-up late on Friday evening, Brown said he was following advice from experts and as soon as they ...
The Prime Minister has gone down to the Beehive bunker to help coordinate the emergency response, as the Insurance Council warns some Aucklanders whose homes and business are flooded face very hard times ahead. Jonathan Milne reports.Comment: Standing by the south-western motorway, I watched in dismay as hundreds of cars ...
A state of emergency has been declared in Auckland as severe weather causes major flooding across much of the city. Itâs expected the rain will continue into the morning. This post will be updated as more information is shared.What does a state of emergency mean? A state of emergency ...
Aucklandâs mayor Wayne Brown said he declared an emergency in Auckland as soon as he possibly could â and he made the decision without listening to the âclamourâ of the public. There has been some criticism of the mayor for his relative silence today throughout the deadly flooding thatâs hit ...
Welcome to a special late night edition of The Spinoffâs live updates as Auckland enters a state of emergency. Stewart Sowman-Lund is on deck, with help from our news team.The top linesAuckland is in a state of emergency. It will remain in place for seven ...
Prime minister Chris Hipkins is pleased the call was made to declare a state of emergency in Auckland. All government agencies were working âflat outâ to help in what was an âextraordinary set of circumstancesâ, Hipkins said in a tweet. âThe emergency response is underway and the government is ready ...
Aucklandâs mayor Wayne Brown has released a statement following the decision to declare a state of emergency in Auckland. Brown has faced criticism this evening for his relative silence throughout todayâs major flooding, with the first public pronouncement of the state of emergency coming from his deputy. Brown said the ...
Christopher Luxon has criticised the time it took for the state of emergency in Auckland to be declared. The National Party leader is currently in Southland, but told Today FM he intends to get back to Auckland as soon as possible. Earlier in the night, Luxon sent a tweet âurgingâ ...
Here is, verbatim, that latest information we have from Civil Defence on tonightâs state of emergency in Auckland: Auckland Emergency Management has opened a Civil Defence Centre to assist those that have been displaced or need assistance following todayâs severe weather. The centre is open now and is based at ...
Severe flooding has ravaged Auckland today but the mayor of the city is barely visible. As I write, the airport has flooded, check-in areas looking like a public pool. Motorways are overflowing and cars have been seen floating down streets like a river. A person has died in floodwaters in ...
Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Michelle Grattan, Professorial Fellow, University of Canberra Treasurer Jim Chalmers has laid out an economic blueprint for pursuing âvalues-based capitalismâ, involving public-private co-investment and collaboration and the renovation of key economic institutions and markets. In a 6000-word essay in The Monthly ...
This is live coverage of the developing situation in Auckland. We will continue to update this with photos and information as it comes to hand. After a day of torrential rain, and new reports of at least one death in the flood water, a state of emergency has been declared ...
Fans are describing Auckland Transport's plans to help them get to and from Elton John's concerts in the supercity this weekend as a fiasco with tonight's concert now cancelled due to the weather. Two concerts were due at Mt Smart Stadium before tonight's concert was called off in the face ...
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RNZ News Residents in flood-prone areas of West Auckland are being asked to prepare to evacuate as bad weather causes power cuts and car crashes across TÄmaki Makaurau, with a severe thunderstorm watch in place for the north of Aotearoa New Zealand. Auckland Emergency Management said the severe weather across ...
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Auckland Transport has apologised for confusing messaging that suggested attendees of tonightâs Elton John concert should drive. In a post on Facebook last night, AT said âdriving to the concert is recommendedâ â a suggestion that prompted backlash due to the lack of parking options near the stadium. The announcement ...
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The conservatives court the one remaining voter against gay marriage
The man in the mirror: if you want to make the world a better place, just look at yourself and make a change…
Wish You Wern’t Here
Colin Craig lobbies the remaining membership of the conservative party.
Colin’s Magic Hands
Players gonna play, play play,
Haters gonna hate, hate, hate,
I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake ….
Shake it ah, Shake it ah,
(BTW – that Taylor Swift track drives me nuts)
I think that’s because they play it all the time on NewstalkZB as an intro to a show of one of their moralless speak hate hosts.
ooops, I did it again… đ
I wish there was two of me…..(could be a really lame poem in that)
Hello me … It’s me again
“….he is in this, as in many other cases, led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention.” Adam Smith 1776
“Nice to meet you but I deny all your charges.”
Following John Key’s advice, Colin Craig hits the streets to win the Ghost Votes.
Like the Sasquatch, Conservative party voters are difficult to catch in the open. Today, taking us deep into their natural habitat, Dr. Craig reveals to us the shelters under which such timid creatures often hide. Slowly winning their trust, this photo reveals the moment he reaches out to one, before POOF …it is gone, along with Dr.Craig’s dreams of leading them into mainstream acceptance…
Dubious new “Star Trek” transportation technology has Craig pouring in funding.
Update: Teleporter company renamed “Fly Me to the Moon”
“Shirtless man and taxi cab driver in stand-off outside Sky City…”
(drama partially obscured by politically-homeless man)
On reflection, it was inappropriate.
+1000
Have we met before ?
A puppet greets a reflection.
I don’t get why everyone picks on this guy?
Yes he might be a bit of a god bothering dick, but he is light years ahead of most of the wankers in parliament, at least he is honest.
Clearly honesty is to much for most people?
How exactly is it honest to portray yourself as being of high moral fibre, and then have your press secretary resign after you’d been writing her love letters?
Then, cover it up from the board of your party in the hopes that no one would find out.
So no, he’s worse than most politicians in parliament.
There was no sex. Just an ex and some eggs. Now let us shake on it.
Mirror, mirror on the wall whoâs the gonest of them all?
To be perfectly honest I donât get why everyone picks on me.
I might be a bit of a god bothering dick, but I’m light years ahead of most of the wankers in parliament, at least I’m honest. Clearly honesty is too much for most people.
Thanks for seeing me off Rachel, but everyone knows now, you could’ve out in the open.
“Its a shame you’re not as good as national s shadow men” says collin.
Craig courts new leader
Hey, You talking to me? YOU talking to me? You TALKING to me? You talking TO me? You talking to ME?
Hello hello dont know why you say good by I say hello
Colin Craig meets the remainder of the Conservative Party board.
Dr Jekyll meets Mr Hyde.
Colin Craig shakes hands with the Devil.
Colin Craig casts a Freudian projection.
Colin Craig meets his soul mate.
An optical disillusion.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
My new political team….
P for pratt.
Colin Craig shakes hands with his new board
Jekyll and Lied
On reflection I may as well be on a desert island.
“Your so vain, you probably think this song is about you … don’t you? don’t you?”
Ok Mr Keys,,yr hurting me now,,,,,please unshackle my hand and no i don’t have a ponytail.
Mirror Mirror whom is the fairest of the corporate conservative world?
what…..not me…Feck!
Thats a deal Cameron,,,you want me to use my filofax pc thingy to do what to who’s computer?
At last we meeet Judith,,,Christ! Whats happened to your face? What more cosmetic surgery?????
Don’t, I know you?
No! Let Me Guess!!!?
It’s on the tip of my arrogant tongue….
So that a deal?
I start my new job here as a top notch mannequin?
I think I am cut out for the role,,shake on it?
They say that everyone has a doppleganger…I agree…..
However I am much better looking than you!
Shit…..let me go, some fucker has nicked my car!
Mirror in the Public Eye, please talk free
The door is locked just you and me
Can I take you to a restaurant that’s got glass tables & I can watch myself whilst I am eating
<cue the sax solo,,,apologies to the English Band the Beat in advance
After all my demands…….I see the Govt has relented to my demands for personal safety…so Your My Body Guard & Stunt Double?
Well you say jack shit, let me do the talking and resigning,,,
You just hang around to take the flak ok?
Ohhhh I see you have a sale on!? How Much for that dick in the window? The one with the smarmy face?
Tweedle con and Tweedle conner
No I am not a salesperson Sir..but could I interest u in a free..membership in the conservative party?
No it doesn’t come with double glazing…
On reflection, i may as well be in the rock opera Tommy…..yet there is no sign it will ever never show here ….never mind
Oh wow! Not many people get the chance to meet there stalker…what a thrill..thank you.