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The audience tell us over and over again that one of the things they love about Paul Henry is that he’s prepared to say the things we quietly think but are scared to say out loud.
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*drool* BOOBIES! Can I touch… don’t be silly, you know I will!
I have been censured, my pay docked and I have been spoken to. I have apologised and been put on the naughty step. It’s been taken care of.
You can stop whining now Lefties.
wow.. that was remarkably stupid JB. and entirely in keeping with your personality. did you learn this idiocy at home? or was it beaten into you out by the bike sheds?
Personal insults [check]
No evidence to counter my point [check]
I’m right again.
[lprent: is [checked] like pwned? You know how I dislike that… It is a fast way to attract my attention. ]
Right again? It’s been taken care of? Not even close, wanksie. The agreed unpaid holiday was for the GG incident. It’s the other stuff that’s going to do him in. Geddit, now?
You don’t speak on behalf of TVNZ. TVNZ have publicly said they’re not punishing him further.
Silly moderators puppet.
Not quite woken up yet, jb? The deal may have been done on the GG incident, but they have not yet begun the disciplinary process on the rest of his displays of bigotry. The GG one may well be now sorted, but the main complaint he will have to face will be dealt with soon enough. That will be ‘bringing TVNZ into disrepute’ and given the international furore, he’s not going top have much of a defence.
If you can find anything from TVNZ that specifically says that they are not going to punish him further, I’d love to see it. But that won’t happen, because you’ve either made it up, or you are referring to their comments about the GG insults. Have a coffee and think about it more carefully, there’s a good chap.
A tick (known as a check mark or check in American English) is a mark used to indicate the concept “yes”, for example “yes; this has been verified” or, “yes; that is the correct answer”
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pathetic mate. stop digging
Also, JBanks, keep in mind two whole weeks from paul Henry’s salary. Oh the poor guy. How will he be able to feed himself? Maybe with the rest of his $200,000 salary paid to him by a publicly owned broadcaster which pays to him to spew his outrageous bigoted drivel.
I’m a Labour supporter these days – I voted 10 times.
weak….. very weak… but for you a pass mark. well above your normal effort.
Where’s Andi Brotherston when you need her?
Eww get your dikshit away from me!
“I hate myself and I want to die”
See you all on the 18th.
I’d love to throttle that Daljit Singh.
… and I tell you, some of them have got them this long!
(An oldie but a goodie: http://www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=182 )
Yuck. How could anyone bear to touch one of them!
Cack-handed attempt at a joke fell flat for knob-headed gypo.
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“Hey look! If I screw my face up like this I look like a chinaman!”
To borrow from Jefferson Airplane (and given that he looks like he’s trying to squeeze out his one thought for the day):
Well I thunk and I thunk
Couldn’t think of anything better
I tried and I tried
Tryin’ ain’t doin’ me no good
Thinkin’ ain’t doin’ me no good
Thinkin’ ain’t doin’ me no good people
Thinkin’ ain’t doin’ me no good, no good
ahahahahaha I’m soo funny this line is soo amazing I mean ahahahaha this is why I’m paid soo much money and the people love me ahahahahaha – wait for it – haha – POTTY!!!
Look. Smooth as a baby’s bottom. Thanks Gillette.
” I’d love to have a brain this big, but I haven’t got one at all! But I did get to be a National Party candidate cos that’s one of the requirements”.
Marriage, affair with the rich eligible babe and now my payrise all gone thanks to you Mr Mirror lucky uncle paul still has his stellar career and thungs are going so well that nice Mr Ellis gave me some time off so there..na na na na naaaaa..
No, Paul, you just don’t get it. It’s not Dick Shit, it’s Deep Shit, and you’re wallowing in it.
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And she had an [sprout: noun deleted] this big. How appropriate, because she’s an Indian.
That might have gone just a little too far
Agreed.
Sorry, was only trying to put my caption into the nasty space Paul Henry is in. Didn’t mean to offend.
Who cares if you have been a Lawyer a Judge, a Governor General should look like me white, I am superior Im a tory I m born to rule like you John, now give me that money.
excellent
Brilliant BLiP!
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BLiP wins this thread. 1000 internets.
Henry attempting to do his Tommy Cooper routine. (My apologies to the late great TC…)
… and I lost my job, just like that!
‘Look, they still don’t get it! I’ve been doing my short-haired Ken Dodd impersonation for over ten years and they still think I’m a competent frontman for the news. I might have to whip out my tickle stick soon!’
…yet another TVNZ hospital pass well executed.
…..and as the talent and intelligence of populist, hatemongery-sustained despots declined, so too did “fiddling while Rome burned” give way to “Smile and Wave”: here a now-forgotten lackey attempts a final, desperate appeal to the media-driven racism of early 21st century NZ.
Reproduced with kind permission from “The Key-Ring: our Magnificent Seven”. 2019: Joyce & Bassett, Enterpress. (Out of print)
Hope daddy’s made you so proud!!!
Pipa Pipa John key has pixies in the bottom of his garden they have big ears like mine fingers like mine and they are so funny looking.
“Like a monkey with glasses” Paul Ego, 7 Days
Steven Joyce bio.
After completing a zoology degree at Massey University, Steven started his first radio station, Energy FM, in his home town of New Plymouth, at age 21
Paul Henry is working on his zoology degree doing a PhD on himself as protean human being, and will slide into his slot on a radio station going forward.
“An audience and I go wild”
Oh please save me from the scary John Minto and his overside megaphone.