web analytics

Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 2:59 pm, July 14th, 2017 - 42 comments
Categories: caption contest - Tags: , ,

42 comments on “Caption contest ”

  1. EE 1

    Kill the young and kill the old – Vote ACT

    • In the best of Rimmer fashion .Indeed.

      The Rimmer Experience – Red Dwarf – BBC – YouTube
      Video for rimmer you tube▶ 3:39

  2. yeah I’ve got two on right now just to be safe

  3. McFlock 3

    Best example of why to wear a condom stands in front of condoms.

  4. The decrypter 4

    “The clowning decoy”

  5. Christine 5

    You too can prevent the spread of ACT-related sexual diseases.

  6. McFlock 6

    Not content with ACT policy only figuratively fucking New Zealanders, Rimmer takes things literally.

  7. Carolyn_nth 7

    All condoms and no sock.

    See also:

    “All hair oil and no socks”

    and

    Condom in a sock

  8. McFlock 8

    The tick in the ACT logo takes on a whole new symbolic meaning

  9. McFlock 9

    Rimmer denies himself last opportunity to receive applause (or at least the clap)

  10. Enough is Enough 10

    I hate poor people

  11. ianmac 11

    Regret. My Dad didn’t wear any.

  12. McFlock 12

    Being an ACT supporter must be a bit like being a condom: you think you’re going somewhere nice, but much of the time you end up covered in shit.

  13. red-blooded 13

    ACT: full of pricks!

  14. red-blooded 14

    ACT: full of dicks!

    Or (a variation on a theme) – ACT: real dickheads!

  15. mac1 15

    First rule is to check the expiry date. I’m picking September 2017.

  16. mickysavage 16

    Shame he is a hologram …

  17. David Mac 17

    Your womb is mine.

  18. Sanctuary 18

    Solyent yellow.

  19. Stuart Munro 19

    Ask me how I know the French love the coq.

  20. joe90 20

    Juicebro!

    (be warned, may contain nsfw links and the ew factor’s right up there)

  21. reason 21

    Genetic fuck-up promotes Eugenics .

    FAS face : “It’s a bit like we encourage recreational fishers ….. but we want catch and no release ….. in our war on the poor …… mans sperm”

    Free high radiation cellphones for those on Welfare …. which as a design feature nuke nuts and fry eggs are another Act policy to help working new zealanders …… Increased cancers and a private health system could also be useful in speeding our transformation into a better bred society.

  22. Policy Parrot 22

    ACT: It’s not just our policies that are hard to swallow.

    ACT: Whilst effective against pregnancies and STI’s – these condoms wont protect you against our policies.

  23. Jackal 23

    Seymour unsure why Family Planning gave him so many condoms.

  24. Neil 24

    Two act party condoms were meandering down Queen st one night & they stop outside a pub, then one act party condoms says to the other act party condom lets go in this pub.
    The other act party condom says why do you want to this pub?, its a gay pub, the first act party condom says yeah I know its a gay pub but I want to get shit faced tonight

  25. The Real Matthew 25

    The only politician with answers to New Zealander’s problems analyses is weekly condom allocation

  26. Mrs Brillo 26

    Yes! There’s enough here to give two each to every member of the party!

  27. adam 27

    Typical act, only small sizes.

  28. Psych nurse 28

    A C–T

  29. John 29

    All ACT MP’s will be wearing these. Oh shit I’m it, where’s Banksie when you need him? Bring back the Brasch

  30. tc 30

    Coffins to condoms, were fucking you either way.

  31. Incognito 31

    Is this ACT’s idea of a lolly scramble?

    Seymour looks out of line if not out of place; we already know he’s out of his mind.

    Seymour pretends to pose and presents penis paraphernalia while pretending to be a politician promising progress and prosperity for the people but does not pull off the piffle; what a plonker.

  32. Sacha 32

    Let’s do the timewarp agaain!

  33. AB 33

    1.) Large crowds at the launch of new ACT CONDOM (Cuts Off Nads, Doesn’t Offer Money)

    2.) Extreme right-wing goof ball takes selfie of penis

  34. Paul Campbell 34

    They tell me if I put them all over my head the world will be a better place

  35. Philj 35

    “ACT gets the big Tick from NIKE”

  36. mosa 36

    ACT and the dicks hall of fame.

  37. georgecom 37

    ACT, all you are left with is a load of jism

  38. Smilin 38

    Condomania what you get instead of a house
    It will help with our policy of the poor breeding unnecessarily and keeping the rich rich

Recent Comments

Recent Posts

  • How we’re preparing for Omicron
    As countries around the world experience Omicron outbreaks, we’re taking steps now to ensure we’re as prepared as possible and our communities are protected. ...
    15 hours ago
  • What’s Labour achieved so far?
    Quite a bit! This Government was elected to take on the toughest issues facing Aotearoa – and that’s what we’re doing. Since the start of the pandemic, protecting lives and livelihoods has been a priority, but we’ve also made progress on long-term challenges, to deliver a future the next generation ...
    7 days ago
  • Tackling the big issues in 2022
    This year, keeping Kiwis safe from COVID will remain a key priority of the Government – but we’re also pushing ahead on some of New Zealand’s biggest long-term challenges. In 2022, we’re working to get more Kiwis into homes, reduce emissions, lift children out of poverty, and ensure people get ...
    1 week ago
  • Happy new year, Aotearoa!
    Welcome to 2022! As we look ahead to another year of progress on the big issues facing our country, we’re taking a look back at the year that’s been and everything the team of five million achieved together in 2021. ...
    3 weeks ago

  • Quarterly benefit numbers show highest number of exits into work
    The Government’s strong focus on supporting more people into work is reflected in benefit figures released today which show a year-on-year fall of around 21,300 people receiving a main benefit in the December 2021 quarter, Minister for Social Development and Employment Carmel Sepuloni said. “Our response to COVID has helped ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    15 hours ago
  • Northland to move to Orange, NZ prepared for Omicron 
    Northland to move to Orange Rest of New Zealand stays at Orange in preparedness for Omicron All of New Zealand to move into Red in the event of Omicron community outbreak – no use of lockdowns Govt planning well advanced – new case management, close contact definition and testing rules ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    16 hours ago
  • RNZAF C-130 Hercules flight departs for Tonga as Navy vessels draw nearer to Tongatapu
    A Royal New Zealand Air Force C-130 Hercules has departed Base Auckland Whenuapai for Tonga carrying aid supplies, as the New Zealand aid effort ramps up, Foreign Affairs Minister Nanaia Mahuta and Defence Minister Peeni Henare said today. “The aircraft is carrying humanitarian aid and disaster relief supplies, including water ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    18 hours ago
  • New Zealand prepared to send support to Tonga
    New Zealand is ready to assist Tonga in its recovery from Saturday night’s undersea eruption and tsunami, Foreign Affairs Minister Nanaia Mahuta and Defence Minister Peeni Henare said today. “Following the successful surveillance and reconnaissance flight of a New Zealand P-3K2 Orion on Monday, imagery and details have been sent ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    3 days ago
  • Aotearoa New Zealand stands ready to assist people of Tonga
    The thoughts of New Zealanders are with the people of Tonga following yesterday’s undersea volcanic eruption and subsequent tsunami waves, Foreign Affairs Minister Nanaia Mahuta says. “Damage assessments are under way and New Zealand has formally offered to provide assistance to Tonga,” said Nanaia Mahuta. New Zealand has made an ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    5 days ago
  • Record high of new homes consented continues
    In the year ended November 2021, 48,522 new homes were consented, up 26 per cent from the November 2020 year. In November 2021, 4,688 new dwellings were consented. Auckland’s new homes consented numbers rose 25 per cent in the last year. Annual figures for the last nine months show more ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    1 week ago
  • Report trumpets scope for ice cream exports
    Latest research into our premium ice cream industry suggests exporters could find new buyers in valuable overseas markets as consumers increasingly look for tip top quality in food. Economic Development Minister Stuart Nash has released a new report for the Food and Beverage Information Project. The project is run by ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    1 week ago
  • Honouring the legacy of legendary kaumātua Muriwai Ihakara
    Associate Minister for Arts, Culture, and Heritage Kiri Allan expressed her great sadness and deepest condolences at the passing of esteemed kaumātua, Muriwai Ihakara. “Muriwai’s passing is not only a loss for the wider creative sector but for all of Aotearoa New Zealand. The country has lost a much beloved ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    1 week ago
  • Have your say on proposed changes to make drinking water safer
    Associate Minister for the Environment Kiri Allan is urging all New Zealanders to give feedback on proposed changes aimed at making drinking water safer. “The current regulations are not fit for purpose and don’t offer enough protection, particularly for those whose water comes from smaller supplies,” Kiri Allan said. “This ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 weeks ago
  • Planting the seeds for rewarding careers
    A boost in funding for a number of Jobs for Nature initiatives across Canterbury will provide sustainable employment opportunities for more than 70 people, Conservation Minister Kiri Allan says. “The six projects are diverse, ranging from establishing coastline trapping in Kaikōura, to setting up a native plant nursery, restoration planting ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 weeks ago
  • New Zealand congratulates Tonga's new Prime Minister on appointment
    Minister of Foreign Affairs Nanaia Mahuta today congratulated Hon Hu'akavameiliku Siaosi Sovaleni on being appointed Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Tonga. “Aotearoa New Zealand and Tonga have an enduring bond and the Kingdom is one of our closest neighbours in the Pacific. We look forward to working with Prime ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 weeks ago
  • High-tech investment extends drought forecasting for farmers and growers
    The Government is investing in the development of a new forecasting tool that makes full use of innovative climate modelling to help farmers and growers prepare for dry conditions, Agriculture Minister Damien O'Connor said.  The new approach, which will cost $200,000 and is being jointly funded through the Ministry for ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 weeks ago
  • Support for fire-hit Waiharara community
    The government will contribute $20,000 towards a Mayoral Relief Fund to support those most affected by the fires in Waiharara in the Far North, Minister for Emergency Management Kiri Allan says. “I have spoken to Far North Mayor John Carter about the effect the fires continue to have, on residents ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 weeks ago
  • Manawatū’s ‘oases of nature’ receive conservation boost
    The Government is throwing its support behind projects aimed at restoring a cluster of eco-islands and habitats in the Manawatū which were once home to kiwi and whio. “The projects, which stretch from the Ruahine Ranges to the Horowhenua coastline, will build on conservation efforts already underway and contribute ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 weeks ago
  • New Zealand to continue Solomon Islands support
    A New Zealand Defence Force and Police deployment to help restore peace and stability to Solomon Islands is being scaled down and extended. The initial deployment followed a request for support from Solomon Islands Government after riots and looting in capital Honiara late last month. They joined personnel from Australia, ...
    BeehiveBy beehive.govt.nz
    2 weeks ago