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Davids dump Act dance .
Worst version of Hips Don’t Lie ever
Here’s how it should look:
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you:
Secretary 2
this time the tables been turned…
Not in my backyard.
I was going to offer my humble contribution.
Then I read your proposal and I cannot compete.
Editractor, that is magnificent.
Edit.
For what it is worth my offering was going to be.
“David gives his best impersonation of Kim Kardashian”
Does my bottom look fat in these pants?
This is how I generate political policy.
ACT launches a new policy.
I still dismay at how the hell he thought this was going to be a good idea.
They say that any publicity is good publicity – this would prove that wrong.
It’s impressive that there are so many levels of wrong crammed into a single photo.
I suppose that at his level, the “laugh at bright colours and movement” brigade could double the party vote…
“Just come out and admit what?”
The original song choice for this performance was Sir Mix-a-lot, “Baby got back”.
Genuine question. I probably should know already but is the DPS involved in anyway in providing this guy with protection?
If they are, they could minimise their costs by just stretching a prophylactic sheath over the bugger.
never.
hes not a minister and then only some under threat get protection.
hes been missing parliament to shake his butt for DWS, so he at least should have his pay docked.
Epsom voters await their next instructions.
ACT leader waits to take his seat again in Epsom.
Epsom voters say, No Way!
All arse and no trousers.
Lol
I wish Epsom would give him the arse.
Up your Khyber…. Mr Seymour.
Eeek – a smelly fart!
RUMPSHAKER
ACT on Campus out in force tonight.
Stop! In the Name of Love.
https://youtu.be/NPBkiBbO4_4
All he needs is a glass of water under his backside…
Like the statue of Nick Smith by Sam Mahon ?
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWHQMH-G4A&w=560&h=315%5D
Seymour enacts English Civil War history in dance.
“The Rump may have started out as a radical experiment, but the social conservatism of the majority of its members was quickly revealed. It was primarily concerned with legislation ensuring its own survival.
“Cromwell finally forcibly dissolved the Rump, stating: ” You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately … In the name of God, go!”
Dumping with the Stars
Wrecking ball.
Twerp ‘n’ Twerk – do you want fries with that?
Twerp ‘n’ Twerk
This is the pose a Seymour pulls when caught in the wild sniffing bus seats, it’s quite frightening.
Twerking class hero
A twerking class hero is something to flee
Seymour seems to be struggling to get his fallback career plan off the ground.
The show has lost all credibility. I just feel sorry for all the other dancers who put in so much effort. Seymour justifies his presence on the basis that the show is a fund raiser – but it is also a genuine competition where the best performers (and the viewing public) expect to be in it at the end. No pun intended.
“This guy sure has Hyde”????