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The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about people’s relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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Harcourt’s Salesperson of the Year Awards.
Was that at the Dilawi celebrations?
Yeah, would of been twice as good at The Chinese New Year celebrations.
“And then you hold down the left hand button and press record!”
I didn’t even know these things had a record function !!!
Is that Max?? He’s put on a bit of weight …
Crying babies find solace in their newfangled pacifiers.
https://www.techlicious.com/blog/mobile-devices-the-new-pacifier/
Message to base: “Whatever you do, please don’t put Judith’s name on the ballot sheet!”
” All eyes down for a full house ! “
Lol Philj
“Talking points for today are listed below. Please memorise”
Dear john (I mean Jami)
How I hate to let you know,
Dear john,
That your going to have to go
For if you don’t shut the f up
You’ll be runover by a truck
Because national need to cover up
All their dirty filthy muck
Signed
Caucus from the Diwali festival
Oh, I’ve got one! I’ve got one!….
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I’ll get my coat.
Selling housing, allocated seating and devices to take you up to where you want to go (now Cloud 9¾) – others queue on the ground for the basics.
Dearly beloved, I have sinned.
YK: So… what’s the bidding on the new place on the list that just opened up 🙂 ?
SB: I’m not sure what you mean.
YK: The place once occupied by the talkative Mr Ross 😉
SB: Oh that. Well, you know – make me an offer. 😀
Ross wont be a list vacancy, a new Mp being an electorate Mp will fill up the spots first and only then go down the list only names.
Considering that the deal was done/delivered over an extra Chinese Mp, Botany is a good place to start- gets around the difficulty of turfing one of the’ two indians out’ for list Mps
I’ll hark back to my comment the other day – provoked by Dennis …. but how to commodify the Sikh religion – it’s been all in vogue these days, although after recent events, it’ll take more than the superficial donning of – well, look at the picture.
https://thestandard.org.nz/two-chinese-are-more-valuable-than-two-indians/#comment-1538421
on the https://thestandard.org.nz/two-chinese-are-more-valuable-than-two-indians/
thread at 6
And bear in mind that one of them was instrumental (or at least complicit) in setting the Indians for Sale immigration policy over the past decade.
Simon says: Geez this Indian cultural rubbish is boring, letz all troll The Standard website.
“Quickly now, let’s see what dirt he got on each of us.”
“What? You mean you guys had sex with him too?”
“Check out stuff – he’s dropped another recording”
$200,000 has bought you two MP’s, another $200,000 will get you the deposit on this property.
Brad Pitt watches office staff celebrate Diwali
“What’s the wifi password?”
Addicts in priority queue at Harcourts’ new mental health facility.
More National party ‘support’ coming your way – be well, JLR.
“Four Phonies in Auckland.”
Look down, look down
Don’t look ’em in the eye
National, our apologies don’t mean jack!
Tomorrow there will be more pain in the neck.