He Waka Eke Noa?
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While a core of farmers protested a few days ago against farm environmental regulation with long lines of tractors, the organised form of agribusiness, Maori and government working together have concluded that making a climate different isn’t possible.
It has MPI, MFE, deer, bees, dairy, Federated Farmers, Beef and Lamb, irrigation, arable cropping, and many others inside the tent. Its’ steering group has agribusiness leadership plus key corporate Maori and MFE on it, and got key horticulture leads in its membership.
These are the sum total of our key land based players, public and private.
According to the discussion document that they released yesterday:
Initial modelling suggests these prices would lead to reductions in total agricultural emissions of less than 1% reduction in both CH4 and N2O below 2017 levels, additional to reductions as a result of other environmental policies.”
For those familiar with the production of such reports around Wellington, this draft took thousands of collective hours, dozens of consultants, furious drafts pinging back and forth between Ministries, Ministers, and those on the steering committee, before the writer exhaustedly called a halt and said this is it. Or at least had the good political grace to wait until COP26 was out of the media cycle. And the net result of that was … less than 1% change in anything, ever.
As Forest & Bird Climate Advocate Geoff Keey commented:
He Waka Eke Noa had one job: to come up with an emissions reduction plan for agriculture that would cut emissions. They have completely failed. This plan is bad for the climate, bad for the future of farming, and taxpayers are going to have to pick up the tab.”
If there ever was a time, right now is the best time for farmers to be able to make investments that transform their farms for the sake of us all.
Right now because the international milk price is heading towards $9 a kilo of milk solids.
Horticulture is already beyond being a $10 billion industry.
Our beef and lamb prices are remaining at historic highs.
And despite labour shortages and minimum wage increases, demand for our wine keeps growing and growing, and at premium prices.
That, coupled with bank lending being still so low and rural land prices skyrocketing, farmers are on average getting richer this year than ever before.
He Waka Eke Noa essentially says do nothing, expect nothing, and we owe you nothing.
National’s Stuart Smith and Barbara Kuriger congratulate He Waka Eke Noa on their work.
Lest we need reminding, emissions from New Zealand’s massive dairy herd make up 89% of New Zealand’s methane output, which in turn make up 42% of the country’s greenhouse gases.
Our Minister for Climate Change is MIA in MIQ. Maybe he’ll comment later.
He Waka Eke Noa – literally we are all in the same boat – was the essential government-led and farmer+agribusiness+Maori initiative to bring all farming together to make sense of climate change together.
Their draft report shows us that they have all have fed us lies and complacency, while they get rich.
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- Celebrating Samoa Language Week 2023Our most spoken Pacific language is taking centre stage this week with Vaiaso o le Gagana Samoa – Samoa Language Week kicking off around the country. “Understanding and using the Samoan language across our nation is vital to its survival,” Barbara Edmonds said. “The Samoan population in New Zealand are ...2 days ago
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- Te ao Māori health services cheaper and more accessible for whānauGreater access to primary care, including 193 more front line clinical staff More hauora services and increased mental health support Boost for maternity and early years programmes Funding for cancers, HIV and longer term conditions Greater access to primary care, improved maternity care and mental health support are ...4 days ago
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- Government’s work for survivors of abuse in care continuesThe Government continues progress on the survivor-led independent redress system for historic abuse in care, with the announcement of the design and advisory group members today. “The main recommendation of the Royal Commission of Inquiry’s Abuse in Care interim redress report was for a survivor-led independent redress system, and the ...4 days ago
- Humanitarian support for the Horn of AfricaAotearoa New Zealand is providing NZ$7.75 million to respond to urgent humanitarian needs in the Horn of Africa, Foreign Minister Nanaia Mahuta announced today. The Horn of Africa is experiencing its most severe drought in decades, with five consecutive failed rainy seasons. At least 43.3 million people require lifesaving and ...5 days ago
- Two brand new mental health facilities opened in ChristchurchHealth Minister Ayesha Verrall has opened two new state-of-the-art mental health facilities at the Christchurch Hillmorton Hospital campus, as the Government ramps up its efforts to build a modern fit for purpose mental health system. The buildings, costing $81.8 million, are one of 16 capital projects the Government has funded ...5 days ago
- Government invests more than $24 million in regional projectsThe Government is continuing to invest in our regional economies by announcing another $24 million worth of investment into ten diverse projects, Regional Development Minister Kiri Allan says. “Our regions are the backbone of our economy and today’s announcement continues to build on the Government’s investment to boost regional economic ...5 days ago
- Budget 23 supports the growth of Māori tourismAn $8 million boost to New Zealand Māori Tourism will help operators insulate themselves for the future. Spread over the next four years, the investment acknowledges the on-going challenges faced by the industry and the significant contribution Māori make to tourism in Aotearoa. It builds on the $15 million invested ...5 days ago
- First Bushmasters ready to rollDefence Minister Andrew Little has marked the arrival of the first 18 Bushmaster protected mobility vehicles for the New Zealand Army, alongside personnel at Trentham Military Camp today. “The arrival of the Bushmaster fleet represents a significant uplift in capability and protection for defence force personnel, and a milestone in ...5 days ago
- Humanitarian support for the people of SudanAotearoa New Zealand is providing NZ$3.5 million to help meet urgent humanitarian needs in Sudan, Foreign Minister Nanaia Mahuta announced today. The severe fighting between the Sudan Armed Forces and the Rapid Support Forces has had devastating impacts for civilians. At least 705 people have been killed and 5,287 injured. ...6 days ago
- Clean-up at Hawkes Bay facility to help region deal with cyclone wasteRepairing a Hawke’s Bay organic composting facility devastated by Cyclone Gabrielle is among the latest waste reduction projects getting Government backing, Associate Environment Minister Rachel Brooking announced today. “Helping communities get back on their feet after the devastating weather that hit the northern parts of the country this year is ...6 days ago
- 8% pay boosts for GP & community nursesAbout 6,100 more GP, community nurses and kaiāwhina will be eligible for pay rises of 8% on average to reduce pay disparities with nurses in hospitals, Minister of Health Dr Ayesha Verrall announced today. The top up comes from a $200 million fund established to remove pay disparities between nurses ...6 days ago
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- New mental health tool launched for small business owner-operatorsThe Government has launched a new tool to help small business owner-operators manage and improve their mental wellbeing, Small Business Minister Ginny Andersen announced today. The Brave in Business e-Learning series is another tool the Government has delivered to support small businesses with their mental health and wellbeing. “A pandemic, ...6 days ago
- TAB partnership helps secure future of racing industryMinister for Racing Kieran McAnulty has announced the approval of a 25-year partnership between TAB NZ and UK betting company Entain that delivers at least $900 million in guaranteed funding for the racing industry over the next five years. Entain, a UK based group that operates multiple sports betting providers ...6 days ago
- Government project delivers more reliable and resilient water source to NorthlandThe Government has delivered the first of three significant water security projects in Northland, boosting regional business and climate resilience, with the opening of Matawii reservoir today, Regional Development Minister Kiri Allan announced. A $68 million Government investment supported the construction of the reservoir, along with two other water storage ...7 days ago
- Trade Minister to US to attend Ministerial meetingsTrade and Export Growth Minister Damien O’Connor will travel to Detroit tomorrow to represent New Zealand at the annual APEC Ministers Responsible for Trade meeting from 24 – 29 May. Whilst in Detroit, Damien O’Connor will also host a meeting of Comprehensive and Progressive Agreement for Trans-Pacific Partnership (CPTPP) Ministers ...7 days ago
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- Government commitment to Māori Education continuesBiggest-ever investment in property with more money for new sites and modernisation Roll-out of learning support coordination in kaupapa Māori and Māori Medium Schooling Boost in funding for iwi and schools to work together on Local Histories content Substantial support for Māori Education has continued in Budget 2023, including ...7 days ago
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- Speech to WasteMINZ conference, HamiltonTena koutou katoa and thank you all for being here and welcoming me to your annual conference. I want to acknowledge being here in Tainui’s rohe, and the mana of Kingi Tuheitia. I hate waste. So much so that when we built our home in Dunedin, I banned the use ...7 days ago
- Extra boost for Southland’s Just TransitionSouthland’s Just Transition is getting a further boost to help future-proof the region and build its economic resilience, Energy and Resources Minister Megan Woods announced today. “This Government is committed to supporting Southland’s just transition and reducing the region’s reliance on the New Zealand Aluminium Smelter at Tiwai Point,” Megan ...7 days ago
- PM concludes successful Pacific visit, confirms intention to visit IndiaPrime Minister Chris Hipkins has concluded a series of successful international meetings with Pacific region leaders in Papua New Guinea. Prime Minister Hipkins secured constructive bilateral discussions with Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India, PNG Prime Minister James Marape, Cook Islands Prime Minister Mark Brown and United States Secretary of ...7 days ago
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- Background to SCORI – is this a sell-out of Pacific’s ‘Sea of Islands’?
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- PNG lawyer Paraka found guilty of misappropriating K162mBy Todagia Kelola in Port Moresby Papua New Guinea lawyer and businessman Paul Paraka has been found guilty of misappropriating K162 million (NZ$75 million) belonging to the state. Criminal track judge Justice Teresa Berrigan, in a comprehensive and detailed judgment in 114 pages, found him guilty on all five charges ...3 hours ago
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- Mark McGowan quits in his own time, after dominating Western Australian politicsSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Martin Drum, Lecturer Politics and International Relations, University of Notre Dame Australia One of the most dominant premiers in recent Australian political history, Mark McGowan, has resigned as Western Australian premier and the member for Rockingham. Put simply, McGowan has dominated WA ...7 hours ago
- Can high-stakes debt-ceiling brinkmanship in the US lead to unprecedented political unity?Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Jared Mondschein, Director of Research, US Studies Centre, University of Sydney Manuel Balce Ceneta/AP/AAP Congress appears to be on the cusp of passing legislation that would not only avoid an unprecedented US government default – and economic catastrophe – but ...8 hours ago
- National's housing backdown: Preserving character or ditching a fit for purpose framework?
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- Hipkins accuses National of dog-whistling over bilingual roadsignsThe prime minister says bilingual signs are nothing new to countries around the world, and do not create public safety concerns. ...9 hours ago
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- Free but unfair election: how Erdogan held onto power in Turkey, and what this means for the country...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Mehmet Ozalp, Associate Professor in Islamic Studies, Director of The Centre for Islamic Studies and Civilisation and Executive Member of Public and Contextual Theology, Charles Sturt University Ali Unal/AP Recep Tayyib Erdogan will remain president of Turkey for another five ...15 hours ago
- More Police Pursuits Will Mean More Deaths And InjuriesAn increase in the number of police pursuits will inevitably mean an increase in the number of serious injuries and deaths, says the car review website dogandlemon.com . Dogandlemon.com editor Clive Matthew-Wilson, who is an outspoken road safety campaigner, ...15 hours ago
- Why are cafes still charging extra for coffees made with non-dairy milk?There are myriad reasons why an increasing number of us are opting for dairy alternatives in our coffee orders – and that comes with a hefty fee. It’s such standard practice that most of us, in our daily caffeine-hungry haze, probably take it for granted. If you’re lactose intolerant, trying ...16 hours ago
- Australian shelters and pounds kill 50,000 mostly healthy cats and kittens in a year. There’s a wa...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Jacquie Rand, Emeritus Professor of Companion Animal Health, The University of Queensland Shutterstock Stray cats are a longstanding problem in Australian towns and cities. Common complaints about roaming cats include nuisance (fighting and urinating), disease risks to humans and other ...16 hours ago
- Get ready for Taskmaster NZ season fourBig news for Taskheads dropped over the weekend as TVNZ unveiled the cast for the upcoming fourth season of Taskmaster NZ. Dai Henwood, Karen O’Leary, Melanie Bracewell, Ray O’Leary and Bubbah are the lucky five who will be tackling whatever is thrown at them by Jeremy Wells and Paul Williams. ...16 hours ago
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- Government Clings To Ambulance At The Bottom Of The Cliff Approach To HealthThe New Zealand Chiropractors’ Association is warning that the Government’s winter preparedness plan is a continuation of its ambulance at the bottom of the cliff approach to healthcare Chiropractor and NZCA spokesperson Dr Jenna Duehr says: ...17 hours ago
- National's backdown on bipartisan housing accord 'a massive flip-flop' – Sepulo...The National Party is denying stepping back from a bipartisan housing policy, which it helped to draft, is a backdown. ...17 hours ago
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- Business as Unusual: A new series with the University of Auckland Business SchoolIn an exciting new regular series, we’re going to look deeper at the local research innovations bringing us closer to the big, weird and buzzy future of business. Are widely accessible large language models going to cause a collective atrophy in the broader population’s writing ability, or serve as an ...18 hours ago
- A hopeless quest to find something half-decent to watch on linear TVWatching whatever was on TV used to be fun. Why is it so bad now? According to the great Aotearoa oracles, Flight of the Conchords, Wednesday night is the night to make love. By their own teachings: Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Cos everything is just ...18 hours ago
- A hopeless quest to find something half-decent to watch on linear TVWatching whatever was on TV used to be fun. Why is it so bad now? According to the great Aotearoa oracles, Flight of the Conchords, Wednesday night is the night to make love. By their own teachings: Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Cos everything is just ...18 hours ago
- National's housing plans need more infrastructure investment – construction expertNational says its new policy would require councils to zone enough new land for 30 years of demand, but an AUT professor says a stronger commitment to improve infrastructure is needed first. ...19 hours ago
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- Our cemeteries face a housing crisis too. 4 changes can make burial sustainableSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Kate Falconer, Lecturer, T.C. Beirne School of Law, The University of Queensland Australia’s housing crisis is no secret. What many people don’t realise is that there’s another, less visible housing crisis. Australia’s urban cemeteries are running out of space to house the ...20 hours ago
- Over half of eligible aged care residents are yet to receive their COVID booster. And winter is comi...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Hassan Vally, Associate Professor, Epidemiology, Deakin University Shutterstock As Australia heads towards the fourth winter of the pandemic, we have once again started seeing an increase in the level of COVID circulating. With this comes an increased risk of infection ...20 hours ago
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- Why taxing the world’s biggest companies at 15% won’t fix the gaping hole in global tax rulesSource: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Kerrie Sadiq, Professor of Taxation, QUT Business School, and ARC Future Fellow, Queensland University of Technology Shutterstock Australia’s federal government has a plan to discourage companies from shifting profits to tax havens. The idea is to impose a “global minimum ...20 hours ago
- A long and fishy tail: before Disney’s Little Mermaid, these creatures existed in mythologies from...Source: The Conversation (Au and NZ) – By Louise Pryke, Honorary Research Associate, University of Sydney 13th century painting of mermaids from a house in Barcelona. Museu Nacional d’Art de Catalunya, Barcelona Mermaids are multicultural mythical figures, reflecting the continuing human fascination with the sea in stories echoing thousands ...20 hours ago
- Bishop says u-turn on housing accord will offer more ‘flexibility’ for councilsThe opposition’s housing spokesperson Chris Bishop has defended the decision to pull out of a cross-party policy agreement announced in 2021. National and Labour worked together on legislation that would make it easier for higher density housing to be constructed in main centres. Now, National has decided it wants out, ...20 hours ago
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Having scanned through it quickly it's clear that apart from 'on farm sequestration' and a brief mention of 'soil carbon' as a future project – there is nothing on research to reduce methane emission that I could see. Almost all the discussion is on the minutiae of various pricing models.
I'm certain all the very educated consultants involved know this is the only approach that will make a difference – so why the silence? Has the work so far proved unpromising and is being quietly dropped, was it outside the scope of this work, or has it been sidelined for some other reason?
From what I can see this document may well serve exactly it's intended purpose – proof that pricing models on their own are of not much use.
They want methane excluded from the calculations.
Submissions on the bill close this week.
The most useful purpose such documents serve is to get different parties to talk to each other for a bit.
A bit like housing cost omitted from the annual CPI index for wage negotiations.
As far as I am aware none of the research on a reduction in methane from cattle is getting anywhere. Lots of experimental results.
Nothing that looks like it will scale up. I read about various approaches and a decade later there aren't the startup companies to exploit them.
In NZ the cash thrown at the problem has been miniscule over 3 decades, mainly because the farmers haven't been willing to pay for it.
ETS probably won't help much. But at least it will provide a pricing signal and raise the price of products from cattle.
I read about various approaches and a decade later there aren't the startup companies to exploit them
Yes that has been my impression too.
From a total emissions perspective NZ will wind up importing almost all of the technology that will mitigate CO2 – primarily as a result of the rest of the world innovating and implementing it. That and some tweaks to our electricity system and we should stay on track.
But agricultural methane is NZ's unique signature challenge – and the lack of funds directed at it has been a missed opportunity.
"and the lack of funds directed at it has been a missed opportunity "
Maybe in stead of sending ets tax funds off to corrupt countries like Brazil maybe we should keep any carbon tax in house on real would research and solutions!!
A combination of grasses that reduce methane production, breeding stock that has lower emissions and food supplements has already proven methane can be reduced by the levels required to meet our obligations.
More productive cows meaning less cows required to produce more milk.
The farming sector is keeping our economy afloat. Helping us out during tough times that will get worse before it gets better.Let's not dump on farmers but work with them.
Labour Greens will become the target of very well funded opposition.
It's stupid to pick a fight when we could help farmers get to the methane reduction targets and improve water.
A.i robots WILL BE better than humans at anything and everything!
I almost look forward to the day technology completely takes over humans stupidity and selfishness.
Poetry?
Clang! Clang! Clang!
The Robots go …
Bang! Bang! Bang!
and reproduce themselves ….
The humans are d-d,-d-d,-d-d-dead
The earth warms
The earth warms from the fetid cow fart
Brought on her flight by the yellow dew
Drowning a wild feeling in her heart:
A dream of a demon in my view!
Hung with young Hope in the yellow night,
Mimes in thine hour of secrecy
Hold her out with a luminous light,
I kneels before my melancholy.
Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe
COMPOSED IN VERSE BY VERSE
https://sites.research.google/versebyverse/
Pedant alert
Replace 'fart' with 'burp'.
It's when they regurgitate the cud from the rumen that cattle expel methane.
Yeah I know but the farmers themselves protested against "The fart tax" so I went with that. I only wrote the first line – AI did the rest.