#keylines

Written By: - Date published: 10:32 am, October 12th, 2011 - 11 comments
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There was some great fun on twitter yesterday with the hashtag #keylines.

Here’s some samples:

@petrajane:

@RobbCarrNZ:
Heard John Key said in the house yesterday if Labour is elected the 2012 apocalypse is more likely to happen #KeyLines

@juliefairey:
John Key heard from somebody that if Labour were in government Piri Weepu would be injured too. #KeyLines

@Lol_Nats:
I’m not saying that the Harvey Norman TV ads aren’t loud, I’m just saying that under a Labour Government, they’d be louder #KeyLines

@publicaddress:
John Key heard from somebody that if Labour were in government kittens would be twice as likely to die. #KeyLines

@lyndonhood:
Last time John Key spoke to the Borg, it said we were all far more likely to be assimilated under Labour #keylines

@SamForty:
John Key heard Graham Henry say, that every time someone votes Labour a 1st 5 pulls a groin muscle #keylines

@hellonearthis:
John Key heard from somebody that male pattern baldness will increase under a Labor government #Keylines

@DavidSlack:
John Key heard from somebody at MediaWorks that Coronation St will be on pay TV at 3am if Labour wins. #KeyLines

Any more?

11 comments on “#keylines ”

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  1. Ben Clark 1
    12 October 2011 at 10:40 am

    Another from @publicaddress:
    John Key heard from someone that if Labour were the government the only music would be dubstep. #KeyLines

  2. Pedro Garcia 2
    12 October 2011 at 11:10 am

    John Key heard from someone at Sky TV that if Labour was in government the whole country would be downgraded to the basic package #Keylines

  3. Craig Glen Eden 3
    12 October 2011 at 11:24 am

    Of coarse he wasnt at the meeting he’s always on holiday!

  4. Tigger 4
    12 October 2011 at 12:09 pm

    John Key has an email from an unnamed source that says if Labour win the election it will be compulsory for everyone to be gay.

  5. McFlock 5
    12 October 2011 at 12:43 pm

    John Key heard from a Maltese holding company that if there was a change in government we’d be able to walk to Australia on the upturned hulls of wrecked ships.

  6. Jasper 6
    12 October 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Key heard from a chick that under a Labour Government women would be made to have a sex change until there were equal numbers of men and women so that there wouldn’t be a man drought.

  7. Carol 7
    12 October 2011 at 8:13 pm

    Message from Piri to JK:

    http://twitpic.com/6yyiez

    And message from (not)JK to Tauranga:

    http://twitpic.com/6z3hxr

  8. Peter 8
    13 October 2011 at 9:50 am

    Keyism: South Africa really beat Australia, the final result does not indicate the true score.