There was some great fun on twitter yesterday with the hashtag #keylines.
Here’s some samples:
Heard John Key said in the house yesterday if Labour is elected the 2012 apocalypse is more likely to happen
John Key heard from somebody that if Labour were in government Piri Weepu would be injured too.
I’m not saying that the Harvey Norman TV ads aren’t loud, I’m just saying that under a Labour Government, they’d be louder
John Key heard from somebody that if Labour were in government kittens would be twice as likely to die.
Last time John Key spoke to the Borg, it said we were all far more likely to be assimilated under Labour
John Key heard Graham Henry say, that every time someone votes Labour a 1st 5 pulls a groin muscle
John Key heard from somebody that male pattern baldness will increase under a Labor government
John Key heard from somebody at MediaWorks that Coronation St will be on pay TV at 3am if Labour wins.