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While researching a recent post I happened to type in to Google a query beginning with “New Zealand is”. The Google auto-complete suggestions were not flattering:
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Responses for America include:
America is… Collapsing, Evil, Corrupt, Doomed, Dying…
But my personal favourite:
America is… …running out of Subarus!
My ‘Australia is’ search spat out:
is racist
is a continent
is boring
is a racist country
I’d have to agree.
We’ve caught up and will soon be winning on 1 and 4. The difference is Aussies know their racist and many are fighting it. We’re busy pretending it doesn’t exist.
New Zealand is the best placed country in the world to be a world leader in fighting climate change.
Aotearoa is:
Not for Sale.
R0b, don’t try “labour is…” đ
….. really only 68% PURE
….. being sold to the highest Corporate bidder and/or Celeb
….. soon to be re-categorised in it’s world status
….. careerist politicians
….. becoming more racist,
….. ….. less egalitarian
….. ….. home to the bigot, the lazy journalist, the Corporate wonderboy, the new class structure (awe wait! better call that neo-stratifikayshun)
….. the most desirable place to hold the next social experiment (even though the current ‘leaders’ aren’t even aware of such an agenda, given their self-interest)
…. etc.
Maybe ‘Aotearoa is…’ will perk you up Anthony đ
weka, Bill, thanks for the suggestions!
Most of the NZ cities get boring results, but there’s a nice one under “Dunedin is “…
This is fun.
So…..
West Auckland is,
is Avondale west Auckland
where is west Auckland
where is west harbour in Auckland
where is west Auckland UK
Aotearoa is…… yep – good one:
US is:
just a word jbff
is not a democracy
is a corporation
is corrupt
USA is….
evil
a monster
dominant
ilanlari [? huh?]
Britain is
Britainâs got talent
But then try googling ….” John Key is”
lol, thanks for the last one Karol.
What does this tell us?
David Shearer is…
…is david shearer married.
David Cunliffe is…
…david cunliffe in avondale
…is david cunliffe married.
Jacinda Ardern is…
…jacinda ardern is hot.
…is jacinda ardern married.
Phil Goff is…
…phil goff is an idiot.
…is phil goff married.
I got:
“david shearer is…
Who is David Shearer?”
France is bacon