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New Zealand is…

Written By: - Date published: 11:16 am, July 21st, 2013 - 14 comments
Categories: humour, interweb - Tags: ,

While researching a recent post I happened to type in to Google a query beginning with “New Zealand is”. The Google auto-complete suggestions were not flattering:
 
new-zealand-is
 
Ouch!

Anyone want to try other countries?

14 comments on “New Zealand is… ”

  1. Richard29 1

    Responses for America include:
    America is… Collapsing, Evil, Corrupt, Doomed, Dying…

    But my personal favourite:

    America is… …running out of Subarus!

  2. Tigger 2

    My ‘Australia is’ search spat out:
    is racist
    is a continent
    is boring
    is a racist country

    I’d have to agree.

    • Murray Olsen 2.1

      We’ve caught up and will soon be winning on 1 and 4. The difference is Aussies know their racist and many are fighting it. We’re busy pretending it doesn’t exist.

  3. Jenny 3

    New Zealand is the best placed country in the world to be a world leader in fighting climate change.

  4. Pasupial 4

    Aotearoa is:

    Not for Sale.

  5. weka 5

    R0b, don’t try “labour is…” 😉

  6. Tim 6

    ….. really only 68% PURE
    ….. being sold to the highest Corporate bidder and/or Celeb
    ….. soon to be re-categorised in it’s world status
    ….. careerist politicians
    ….. becoming more racist,
    ….. ….. less egalitarian
    ….. ….. home to the bigot, the lazy journalist, the Corporate wonderboy, the new class structure (awe wait! better call that neo-stratifikayshun)
    ….. the most desirable place to hold the next social experiment (even though the current ‘leaders’ aren’t even aware of such an agenda, given their self-interest)
    …. etc.

  7. Bill 7

    Maybe ‘Aotearoa is…’ will perk you up Anthony 😉

  8. r0b 8

    weka, Bill, thanks for the suggestions!

    Most of the NZ cities get boring results, but there’s a nice one under “Dunedin is “…

  9. karol 9

    This is fun.

    So…..

    West Auckland is,

    is Avondale west Auckland
    where is west Auckland
    where is west harbour in Auckland
    where is west Auckland UK

    Aotearoa is…… yep – good one:

    US is:

    just a word jbff
    is not a democracy
    is a corporation
    is corrupt

    USA is….

    evil
    a monster
    dominant
    ilanlari [? huh?]

    Britain is

    Britain’s got talent

    But then try googling ….” John Key is”

    • weka 9.1

      lol, thanks for the last one Karol.

    • RJL 9.2

      What does this tell us?

      David Shearer is…
      …is david shearer married.

      David Cunliffe is…
      …david cunliffe in avondale
      …is david cunliffe married.

      Jacinda Ardern is…
      …jacinda ardern is hot.
      …is jacinda ardern married.

      Phil Goff is…
      …phil goff is an idiot.
      …is phil goff married.

  10. jpwood 10

    France is bacon

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