The Toad’s ‘interview’ with ACT’s David Garrett is so good we had to steal it. Like all good parody, it’s easy to believe it could be real.
An interview with ACT Party Law and Order spokesperson David Garrotte
Toad: David, for many people, you first came to public attention when you appeared drunk on Eye to Eye.
Garrotte: Yeah, I was pretty pissed. I’d been on it all afternoon.
Toad: And you equated homosexuals with paedophiles on Eye to Eye. Are you homophobic?
Garrotte: Hell, no! I just don’t like poofters – or any other perverts or deviants for that matter.
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