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Two-term panic gripping the rightwing punditry

Written By: - Date published: 10:52 am, October 26th, 2013 - 102 comments
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John Armstrong, Tracy Watkins, and Fran O’Sullivan all write today about National’s plunging polls and the growing likelihood that this will be the first two-term National government. They take different approaches – Armstrong: there’s nothing for Key to worry about, Watkins: there was a problem but the tide’s turning back, O’Sullivan: yeah, Key’s fucked.

The fact that they’re all talking about it gives the game away. As the polls continue to show a Labour-Greens win, and more of the Nats’ deadwood is retired in preparation for a reduction in their number of MPs, expect more such punditry.

102 comments on “Two-term panic gripping the rightwing punditry”

  1. Tat Loo 1

    Labour/Greens: this is the time to get sharper and play harder. The polling proof is here: the electorate likes real alternatives, delivered confidently and authoritatively. I mean, really likes.

    The goal now is not simply to knock National out, it is for LAB/GR to hold such a solid majority in Parliament that entering into formal coalition with any other parties (although potentially desirable) is not strictly necessary.

    52% Labour/Greens party vote, please, with Mana-Maori on confidence and supply.

    • Chooky 1.1

      +1….Winnie can be an optional extra in the new Lab/Green Govt ..( only as long as he behaves himself and is nice to the Greens)

      PS Lprent …I want fangs and a scowl…( like philip ure)….I dont want to look like a shocked pink cookie…make me slime Green with teeth…like a taniwha please

      • Tat Loo 1.1.1

        lol unf I don’t think lprent can choose the little icon things

        But go to https://en.gravatar.com/ and you can upload your own favourite image and associate it with your Standard email address 🙂

        • marty mars 1.1.1.1

          I can live with mine but I wish it was the one millsy got

          meanwhile it is great to see the fear being displayed by the right – light is glimpsed at the end of a dark dark tunnel.

        • Chooky 1.1.1.2

          Tat Loo (CV)…I think Iprent has just given us temporary ones ( thanx for icon link ..will think about it when i have time)

      • Lanthanide 1.1.2

        Chooky, the avatars are generated randomly based on your email address.

        It seems Lynn’s changed to using the little faces rather than the geometric patterns. Funnily enough, that plugin was written by Shamus Young, author of a gaming/programming/random stuff blog I’ve been going to for years and years: http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/

        • Chooky 1.1.2.1

          …thanx Lanthanide …my gamer son would be interested in that site because he would like to make games ( me I am just a non- gaming Chooky who would like to be a winged serpent)

          I think I prefer my geometric pattern symbol/motif to the pink cookie ( which does something to me…i think it must be laced with something)

      • Chooky 1.1.3

        …my persona is nice Chooky on the perch ….but sometimes I want to be a vicious shadow snake and give a nasty bite….never a pink cookie!

        • Chooky 1.1.3.1

          …I want to be vicious sea snake…what about a feathered shape shifter with golden eyes?

          • Tat Loo (CV) 1.1.3.1.1

            Jackie Chan snake style – for inspiration 😎

            • Chooky 1.1.3.1.1.1

              Thanx Tat Loo CV

              Wow Yes!…fantastic dancing!….if only one could dance like that!

              I think feathered serpents are a symbol in Aztec, Egyptian, Gnostic and Chinese Asian mythology…just looked it up before ( after I said I wanted that for my motif …ha ha).

        • greywarbler 1.1.3.2

          Chooky
          I want to be a meercat – cute but also on the lookout – not easy to put one over. Or remembering that youtube of prairie dog fighting snake, hilarious and admirably brave. So think that might be my choice for avatar.

          As for hens – they can peck – ouch, and they are connected with some of the most existential questions we can ask – Why did the chicken cross the road? And Which came first the chicken or the egg? They go alongside – What is the meaning of life? So you’re a heavy hitter chooky. And people like chickens all round the world. And in car chases they love to direct the cars at peaceful village scenes and while they run into fruit carts, the hens rush off squawking. So all-purpose really, essential in many situations.

          Sorry I don’t know what this has to do with Two-term panic and the right wing. Just team building stuff really. We chooks and bush birds have to keep off our perches and do our bit.

          • Chooky 1.1.3.2.1

            greywarbler ….Re identity crisis

            …I can see you as a Meercat!..a very nice Meercat too….very wise and on the lookout…If you ever get sick of greywarbler then i think you should become Meercat!

            Thanks for your nice kind words about chookys……I am ok about Chooky….(but not being a silly flighty ‘Nat Chooky’ with a pink biscuit …..and with a confortable perch and pearls and a twinset cardigan…as shown at the beginning of this post )….I am a wild Chook! …..

            (Sometimes people make nasty jokes about chooks eg “silly old Chook” or “running around like a chook with its head cut off!” or Tegels chicken ….then I want shapeshift into a little green snake with a nasty bite …and bite ’em)

            • greywarbler 1.1.3.2.1.1

              Chooky
              I think you make an excellent choice in that name. Being underestimated can be useful in that you can get right to the action, undetected, and then expose the foolish ones with all the crumbs of information you have pecked. And as I said before everyone talks about chicken, every taste is compared to chicken, a lot of sayings revolve around chicken ‘All your chickens will come home to roost” warnings etc.

              And chooks can fly. Wild chooks can lay their eggs in the most suitable nests, they can perch in trees and watch for any dangers.
              They are not bound by backyard wires and fences.

    • Tat Loo:

      What people want and what people get is entirely different.

    • Rhinocrates 1.3

      Indeed – a real alternative. It makes Mumblefuck’s bullshit about how Labour needs to move to the “centre” and National votes being worth “twice as much” as votes from the eight hundred thousand who stayed at home look ever more stupid. Someone please take that man away, put him in a nice terracotta pot with good soil next to a mango tree and see to it that he’s watered regularly.

      He should be an old National backbencher waiting to be put out to pasture, along with Gaffe and Thing (and Mallard is simply beneath contempt).

      Here’s hoping for a Labour renewal in 2014 with fresh blood and talent!

      • Chooky 1.3.1

        mmmm Rhino….like your icon ! …where did you get it from?

        ….Looks sort of Miro ‘ish’…or traffic light ‘ish’ on a black night after you have been to a party

        • Rhinocrates 1.3.1.1

          The icon’s HAL 9000 crossed with Spider Jerusalem (see the comic, Transmetropolitan). The graphic is a bit of crude photoshopping and it’s supposed to indicate that my personality is similar… no I can’t imagine what that would be like either. Cheers.

    • David H 1.4

      “Labour/Greens: this is the time to get sharper and play harder. ”

      And Please, Please, Please, no more of those horrendous own goals.

      Tho’ I do hope that David Cunliffe would have had a chat to all, about these things.

      • logie97 1.4.1

        In the last couple of months, we have had announcements of “under-performing” or invisible NAT mps not seeking reelection in 2014. A steady removal of dead wood. Probably had the hard word put on them by their leader. The Labour Party could/should have been doing this on a regular basis as well. (Despite their undisputed hard work and sound arguments and loyalty to the Greens, it is noticeable that the absence of Sue Bradford, Nandor Tanczos and Keith Locke from parliament has appeared to make the Greens more electable.)

        • Tat Loo (CV) 1.4.1.1

          +1

          Although as you say let’s not put Bradford, Tanczos and Locke in the same category of “deadwood” like some other MPs.

          • logie97 1.4.1.1.1

            Of course. I didn’t mean for it to read like that. I should have made a separate comment to make that point. (My apologies Sue, Keith and Nandor)

        • Populuxe1 1.4.1.2

          In the case of Bradford, Mana acted like a sacrificial anode, drawing out the unpalatable elements

  2. Sable 2

    With regards to these rags what can I say:

    “soft, thick and absorbent”

    Well probably not, but still good for the parrot and cats poop tray.

  3. captain hook 3

    this national government was elected solely on the basis of it being their “TURN”.
    Well they have had their turn and now it is time for them to go.
    and the sooner the better.

  4. QoT 4

    Actually written by Armstrong: “The message from Key this week is crystal clear – any changes in the landscape are going to be at his behest, not that of others.”

    Translated: “The message Key’s office sent to me this week is crystal clear – play up the idea that he’s in charge and the Greens are extremists but Colin Craig is a palatable voice of reason.”

    Watkins says “National insiders” are “talking up” Colin Craig for an Auckland seat- he’s “believed good for at least 3 per cent on election night” and O’Sullivan basically says National is looking at gifting Craig a North Shore seat – as does Audrey Young.

    Either National are trying to scare Peters back into line or they’re seriously going with a strategy of moderating the Conservatives’ reputation for them. Which raises an important question:

    Do the National voters of North Shore want to become laughingstocks like their Epsom compatriots?

    • Chooky 4.1

      QoT …good points

      I also think the Nats will be working out how to play the Winnie NZF vote…( clever tricks and devious plans….spinning like a mad dog with rabies…. because he is their only hope!)

      eg. Nats will be planning to push candidates standing for NZF who are really dyed in the wool Nats…..but who overtly stand on single issues which are popular with the Left of Centre ….and hence hope to plunder the Left of Centre vote…(.covertly however they will be pushing the right anti Green anti socialist agenda)

      Ultimately it will be up to Winnie which way he goes …because quite frankly there is no NZF without Winnie …..but he will destroy his personal credibility and integrity if he goes with National…that is why I think he is for the Labour/Green coalition’s taking if they dont alienate him

      …That all said I would NOT vote for him this time around if one wants to be sure of a Labour/Green victory outright

      the best place for Winnie is as an optional extra

    • Tim 4.2

      Armstrong’s been listening to a guy across the ditch called Tarn Yabbit – everything’s just “crystal clear” to him.
      Christ! why do we even bother listening to these hacks!

    • ak 4.3

      Spot on, your majesty. Note also Armstrong’s stress on “just one” poll – the self-fulfilling prophesy of repeated reporting of favorable polls long ago identified by the Natsies as a winning ploy.

      And rarely will you ever see something so base and crude as the employment of a random comment from a nine-year-old for propaganda purposes: “It’s cool on the benefit” plastered prominently on Stuff and many of its lesser organs all day.

      Desperate cretins evacuating themselves with the very same shallow, venal animalism that they inflict such misery on the weak.

      Untidy, unfortunate even; but just a natural excremental by-product of Progression and justice of a most sweet poetic kind.

  5. aerobubble 5

    English come up with the reason why CGT was useless, its a tell on how far intelligent people fall I suppose. That because housing was so costly in UK, OZ, and they have a CGT it would be useless here. So let’s pick this to bits, if a CGT irrelevant to housing prices then why bring it up, but worse, what if the analysis is wrong, that our lack of a CGT causes our housing prices to be much higher.
    Oh, wait, I’ve heard something like that before, Garth was on about it, Labour has been, the Greens have, they all say that the CGT increases house prices. So evidence is clear, English is the biggest idiot to be claiming very large highly mature markets like Sydney and London, that rely on a broad deep economy should mean Auckland prices which are backed mostly by a primary exporting country are comparable. But worse, our affordability is up near the top, people just can’t get into ownership.

    But wait, its worse. Turns out that Greenpeace essential did do a far analysis of oil spillage, that their analysis of 10,000 barrels of lmedium crude is realistic, that a Mexico Gulf spill that cannot be easily capped in 14 days is a real scenario. Where ‘The Nation’ did not ask the obvious question of the expert, that she had done her own analysis of medium crude, of the rate of barrels she thinks is likely in a exploration well like the one in the Mexico Gulf. But hey its not like ‘The Nation’ doesn’t look bad when Greenpeace send over someone basically say the oil lobbby is lying.

    Because that’s what English is doing, that’s what the oil industry is doing, when they lie and then call the ordinary questions about risk that arise as being nothing more that scaremongering.

    But then to cap it off, to have Dunne of all people sound off that calling people scaremongers wasn’t a good look. Geez, anyone can tell attacking the messager is pretty much indicative of a failure to address the message because they likely can’t.

    But it gets worse!!!

    Joyce claims victory, he sold them, for less, but he sold them. And the icing! Labour are proven evil scaremongers, as investors implicitly believe Labour will win the next election. Joyce essentially is claiming he thinks Labour will win the next election.

    Surely anyone who watches National can see they have lost their way, desperately blaming the opposition for running the country poorly, having been so strong in government they left it for National to fail to address any of the problems NZ has.

    Oh, what a National farce.

    • Draco T Bastard 5.1

      English come up with the reason why CGT was useless, its a tell on how far intelligent people fall I suppose. That because housing was so costly in UK, OZ, and they have a CGT it would be useless here.

      Why are house prices so high?
      Because the private banks create unlimited amounts of money and there’s no way for a CGT to correct for that.

      • aerobubble 5.1.1

        Yes, and guess what, Auckland house prices are supposed to be up there with Sydney and London. WTF. Where’s the value, has Auckland got a regional sharemarket, a finance industry, a backyard of desert mines, no. Its the bald face lie implicit in the housing debate that Auckland housing is somehow so supreme that it can match it with world cities. Its the biggest rigged market in any western democracy. The houses leak, the building materials are overpriced, the builders are underskilled (or gone to OZ), the insurance is naff, a saver for a home doesn’t even have a saving guarantee!!!

  6. Adrian 6

    On avatar envy, to quote ” Everybody wants to be Mr Black “.

  7. Rhinocrates 7

    Here’s a joke that Russians used to – and probably still tell – about the official media. Pravda, means “Truth” and Isvestia means “News”, so they say: There is no truth in The News and no news in the Truth.

    It’s a pity that we can’t make similar puns about T’ Herald and NBR.

    I’m also reminded of another line – “Never believe anything until it’s been officially denied.” I suppose now it’s a case of “If they’re shaking their pom poms more vigorously, then you know they need to change their underpants.”

    Armstrong is his usual sycophantic self (you know it’s going to take several hours of delicate surgery to remove his tongue from Key’s arse) and Watkins is as dull as ever, but O’Sillyvan does actually have a brain and sometimes it even works when she forgets to deprive it of oxygen, but look at this: “at times absurd accommodations with rump parties”

    Woo! Smell the condescending sense of entitlement there!

    Akshully, I’m kinda missing Hoots – I wish that that monkey would come back and caper for us so that we could have a laugh, as long as he doesn’t get sexist and racist.

  8. JonL 8

    Whilst I’d like to believe it possible, there’s still a while to go before any elections. I just hope Labour don’t just say ” Well. looks like we’ll win now” and sit on their arses for the interim! The right have yet to roll out the full force of their dirty tricks brigade, and the bulk of the population are still highly susceptible to flip flopping, without anything firm and positive from “the left”

  9. bad12 9

    Is Fran from the National Party NZ Herald on the turps or something, perhaps in Her dotage She just likes to make mischief,

    This in ”s as if a direct quote from Slippery the Prime Minister would be enough to get the likes of the ‘Hairdo’ spitting at the slight against His ego,

    ”I’ve still got options even if i currently have to rely on a few cot cases to the left and right of me to get my team over the line in Parliament”,

    Of course the flecks of spittle may fly from the ‘Hairdo’ after His reading of such ungracious remarks attributed it would seem by Fran O’Sullivan to the PM, on the other hand tho we could probably expect Banks upon having the comment read to Him to simply genuflect, bow deeply, and intone ”yes master” a number of times,

    While Fran is dabbling in the art of mischief making in today’s version of the National Party news that doddering old man Armstrong is positively diving head first into the pool of the absurd, i have a suspicion that He hasn’t been long ago put out to pasture coz he holds shares in the company that prints His appalling rubbish,

    ‘The Prime Minister came out all guns blazing over sky city’, Lolz with the patently false claim that Labour have been making deals with Sky-city and looking every bit the compulsive liar as He produced not a shred of proof, not a name, date, nor place,

    There are not that many people left in this country that would buy a used power station off of the Slippery little Shyster, there’s one hell of a lot less that now believe any of the sniveling trail of lies that regularly leave that ones mouth, bring on November 2014, that’s what i say…

  10. Good to see David Cunliffe visiting the unemployed this week. At last we have a leader who is in touch with working people .Now that he has started to visit the unemployed I’m hoping he will make it a regular thing to visit the unemployed ,the beneficiaries , and the under paid working poor .These are the people that should and will vote Labour we approach them with good Socialist , and Social Democratic policies. Well done David please carry on with these visits ,that’s where the votes are .They are the ones who did not vote last time .If we get those people out to vote look out ,then good bye you slimy Tories,

    • Tat Loo (CV) 10.1

      Where did he visit TPP?

    • To be fair, “the unemployed” are not “working people”. And as I’m unemployed and in Australia, without any benefits, I think I can make that distinction

      • QoT 10.2.1

        I don’t think that kind of semantic division is helpful, especially in a time of high unemployment. It buys into the right’s idea that everyone in work is a Deserving Person and everyone who’s out of work is a Lazy Bludger – when the difference between working and being unemployed is a very, very fine one for many working-class NZers.

        • Macro 10.2.1.1

          True… I know of one young person who works very, very, hard – every day, every day of the year and is unemployed by the traditional definition. She has not slacked once – I know – because when she is not in Auckland rehearsing or performing or volunteering her time for causes for social change, she lives with me. She has achieved much and demands little, were it not for the fact that she has a support base, her productive capacity would be much reduced. I know of a number of young people like her, existing on non-jobs, in order to work in the area they find the most creative and challenging. A universal income would greatly assist and remove this stigma of “Bludger”

          • Chooky 10.2.1.1.1

            +100,000% Macro……it is a crime what this government is doing to some young people!!!…..

            …and then you see the shenanigans of Auckalnd

  11. Anne 11

    Just wanna see what my gravatar looks like.

  12. finbar 12

    The Nats are heading for a kicking,and they know it.They cry the market is in their favour, as they cover the dismal failure of selling our assets to a investor greed, that finds favour elsewhere for the Kiwi investor.They are against the wall and may it continue.

  13. Tracey 13

    If fran says hes fucked he might just be.

  14. North 14

    ….guess I gotta be happy with an amalgam of a sheriff’s badge and a medieval torture implement.

  15. Bill 15

    So that graphic – the bird’s got a head. Why does the bird have a head?

    • lprent 15.1

      Ah yes – you are anticipating. This is the panic just before it lost the head, rather than the reflexive neurological activity performed by rote afterwards. In other words for the bird to feel panic, it must still have a head.

      After the beheading, we’d subsequently expect the ritual disembowelment as a faction grabs the National party and hollows out a place to get stuffed.

      • Bill 15.1.1

        “In other words for the bird to feel panic, it must still have a head.”

        That would be assuming that the creature referred to via the image, does indeed have its brains in its head and not somewhere else… like up its arse for example.

      • Chooky 15.1.2

        Lprent ..I dont think you should be doing this to chooks!…..who runs Nact?…not girl chookies or birds ……but boy rats and ferrets and stoats and weasels!

        ….sexism?

      • Chooky 15.1.3

        @ Lprent ..re chooky bird losing its head , panicking, ritual disembowelment and then getting stuffed ..

        Vegans and vegetarians would not like this sort of talk.

        ….and nor do feminists!

        …especailly when that feminist is me and my motif is a Chooky.!….and I have never voted National in my life and nor do i think women run the National Party….

        • lprent 15.1.3.1

          Yeah, but I spent a lot of time on farms in my youth and never really got into the sensitivity thing when it came to animals (including small children and most adults). I just describe things as I see them.

          In the case of all animals (including humans) I also accurately describe their behaviour as I see it. This sense of accurate reality prevents me from getting too judgemental. So when other people talk about a person’s peaceful death, as an ex-medic I’m all too aware of the nappy required for the release of sphincters on death. And chickens do what chickens do… So do political parties. Accuracy is a continual defence against delusion…

          For instance in the case of children, I usually rename them as “Horrible X” where X is the number at which their proud parents presented them to me for my inspection through the generations. That is why horrible 2a (who I was around with yesterday) is a lovely animal who may eventually be interesting to irritate.

    • Olwyn 15.2

      You have to win the prize for the coolest little icon Bill- sagely smiling, rolling its eyes with an eyebrow raised. And a nice colour too. 🙂

      • Bill 15.2.1

        heh. And there was me reckoning it was a particularly washed out shade of green. And wearing upside down glasses to boot. But I can go with ‘sage’ 😉

  16. ScottGN 16

    Interesting that the Herald online is still showing zero comments in response to Armstrong’s column. He usually gets quite a few.

  17. cathy 17

    I am a green ,but have say i think it was the labour leadership election that has turned the tide i agree it time to up the preassure. if labour/greens can just get a few of those 800 thousand to vote then the nail will really be hit home .haft a percent the quater here there goners, next election i want help door knocking in south auckland and team up with some labour activists

  18. Craig 18

    I see the Conservative Party is currently being talked up as National’s little helper. Oh really? Some questions come to mind about this marriage of Con-venience…

    1. Colin Craig has never held public office

    2. The Cons oppose asset sales, the core of National’s fiscal policy

    3. Where is all the money for this endless plethora of binding referenda going to come from?

    4. Remember 1996? What if the Cons scare social liberal voters away from the Nats?

    5. Given the Cons’ ludicrous anti-Treaty stance, could they work with the Maori Party?

    6. Are NZF and the Cons actually after the same voter share? Might they cancel each other out?

    7. Shouldn’t someone do a thorough background check of Con candidate backgrounds?

    8. Can Colin Craig actually win a constituency?

    • Rhinocrates 18.1

      A few observations…

      1. When has that stopped anyone from thinking that they’re entitled to the heated rear seat of a BMW or idiots from voting for them? See the whole Maori Party for evidence. Every one of them is totally inadequate and yet they got votes and nice warm seats for their flabby arses.

      2. They’ll oppose it right up until the moment that they’re paid not to. They’ll say that there are “special circumstances” or “Once all the facts are in…”

      3. Talk about binding referenda is free.

      4. 1996? A goldfish can’t even remember the last ten seconds.

      5. See 2.

      6. Apparently. With good luck, they’ll drag each other below the 5% threshold.

      7. Yes, but that would involve work.

      8. Probably not, but maybe. The worthy burghers of Epsom are now people everyone points at and giggles about, but maybe Craig’s locals are also inbred enough to be playing banjoes…

      • KJT 18.1.1

        Well. They are right about binding referenda.

        Why should 120 people in Parliament be able to dictate to the rest of us.

        It is no accident that Switzerland is one of the most stable and prosperous societies on earth, despite being home to a least 4 distinct ethnic groups, and despite being in the centre of, historically, constantly warring neighbours.

        Don’t like the rest of their policies however.

        And shame that National has kept the threshold that allows an electorate seat to drag in a non-proportional number of MP’s in tail.

        • Craig Y 18.1.1.1

          Ah- that would be the Switzerland in which Zurich provides state-managed heroin to licensed addicts, allows assisted suicide in the Dignitas facility, bans mosques because of skyline “visual infringement”, etc…all because of binding referenda! One wonders what social conservatives would say if they came across all that fine print?

          • McFlock 18.1.1.1.1

            And the fact that “banning mosques:Visual infringement” is a bit of a “chicken:egg” situation is exactly why I’m a bit wary of binding referenda, with the Californian experience as a sweetener.

            • KJT 18.1.1.1.1.1

              They don’t actually. They banned minarets and muezzins.

              Same as we ban church steeples which don’t fit within planning rules and church bells at 6 am.

              I don’t think most New Zealanders would be happy with amplified prayers you can hear over the whole province at 6am either.

              That you, personally, don’t agree with some democratic decisions is not an argument against democracy.

              The fact is our representative democracy (an oxymoron) makes stupid ill thought out, or entirely self serving and antisocial decisions, constantly.

              Why allow voting at all. You can just be our, hopefully, benevolent dictator.

  19. Craig 19

    1. Yes, but Colin Craig has never held public office and has lost twice beforehand, once as Auckland Mayoral candidate, and then again as Rodney electoral candidate.

    2. What I’m trying to say is that the Cons oppose *both* asset sales *and* the Labour/Green capital gains tax. What * is * their fiscal management policy, exactly?

    3. Yep, but referenda themselves aren’t. They cost about $9m a pop.

    4. In 1996, what happened was that the Christian Coalition were exposed as a pack of weirdo wingnuts and dragged National and ACT down with them. Incentive to do some digging in order that history repeats itself, je pense.

    5. See 2. And if they’re after Winston’s older voters, they oppose asset sales.

    6. Yes, I hope so too. I’d like to see it happen so that Labour and the Greens can have a coalition and National is left with no-one on the centre-right to cuddle up to.

    7. Yes, and I intend to do it.

    8. Don’t forget, at least Epsom had the good taste to slash Banks’ majority down to two thousand. One wonders how we can insure that the new constituency is not on the North Shore.

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  • Horticultural Ahuwhenua Trophy finalists announced
    Māori Development Minister Hon Nanaia Mahuta and Agriculture Minister Hon Damien O’Connor co-announced the first horticultural finalists for the Ahuwhenua Trophy celebrating excellence in the Māori agricultural sector.  The three finalists are Ngai Tukairangi Trust from Mt Maunganui, Otama Marere Trust from Tauranga, and Hineora Orchard Te Kaha 15B Ahuwhenua ...
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  • New support for students with dyslexia
    A new kete of resources to strengthen support for students with dyslexia will provide extra tools for the new Learning Support Coordinators (LSCs) as they start in schools, Associate Education Minister Tracey Martin announced today. The Minister launched the kete in Wellington this morning, at the first of three induction ...
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    2 days ago
  • Rental reforms progress to select committee stage
    The Government continues to make progress on a fairer and more secure rental market for renters and landlords with the First Reading of the Residential Tenancies Amendment Bill and its referral to the Social Services and Community Select Committee.  “Now is the opportunity for landlords, tenants and others who want ...
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    3 days ago
  • Papua New Guinea Prime Minister to visit New Zealand
    Papua New Guinea’s Prime Minister Hon James Marape will visit New Zealand from 21-25 February, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced today. “New Zealand and Papua New Guinea have a warm and friendly relationship. I look forward to welcoming Prime Minister Marape here and strengthening the relationship between our two countries,” ...
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  • Free school lunches served up to thousands
    Thousands of children have begun receiving a free lunch on every day of the school week, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern said. The Government’s free and healthy school lunch programme is under way for 7,000 students at 31 schools in Hawke’s Bay / Tairāwhiti and Bay of Plenty / Waiariki, extending ...
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    3 days ago
  • Social Wellbeing Agency replaces Social Investment Agency with new approach
    The Minister for Social Development Carmel Sepuloni today announced a new approach that continues to broaden the Government’s social sector focus from a narrow, investment approach to one centred on people and wellbeing. Minister Sepuloni said redefining the previous approach to social investment by combining science, data and lived experience ...
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    3 days ago
  • Government to strengthen protections for whistleblowers
    The Government is strengthening the Protected Disclosures Act to provide better protection for whistle blowers, Minister of State Services Chris Hipkins said today. “The Protected Disclosures Act is meant to encourage people to speak up about serious wrongdoing in the workplace and protect them from losing their jobs or being ...
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  • PM speech at Parliamentary Chinese New Year celebration 2020
    Nǐn hǎo (Hello in Mandarin). Xīn Nián Kuài Lè (Happy New Year in Mandarin) Néi Hóu (Hello in Cantonese). Sun Nin Fai Lok (Happy New Year in Cantonese) Tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou katoa. Thank you for your invitation to attend this celebration today. I would like to acknowledge ...
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  • IPANZ Annual Address
    Kia ora. Ngā mihi nui ki a koutou katoa. Nau mai haere mai ki te Whare Pāremata. E ngā mana whenua ki tēnei rohe Taranaki Whānui, Te Upoko o Te Ika, Ngāti Toa Rangatira, Ngāti Raukawa – kei te mihi, kei te mihi, kei te mihi. E ngā mana, e ...
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  • 2020 IPANZ Annual Address
    Kia ora. Ngā mihi nui ki a koutou katoa. Nau mai haere mai ki te Whare Pāremata. E ngā mana whenua ki tēnei rohe Taranaki Whānui, Te Upoko o Te Ika, Ngāti Toa Rangatira, Ngāti Raukawa – kei te mihi, kei te mihi, kei te mihi. E ngā mana, e ngā ...
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    4 days ago
  • Tougher penalties for gun crime a step closer
    Tougher penalties for gun crime are a step closer with the passage of firearms reform legislation through another stage in Parliament. The Arms Legislation Bill has tonight passed its Second Reading. “The changes have one objective - to prevent firearms falling into the wrong hands,” said Police Minister Stuart Nash. ...
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  • Arms Legislation Bill: Second Reading
    Introduction Mr Speaker We all know why we are here today. It has been a long journey. The journey did not actually begin on 15 March 2019. It began on 30 June 1997. Almost 23 years ago, Justice Sir Thomas Thorp told us what was wrong with our firearms legislation. ...
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    4 days ago
  • New era for vocational education
    The Government’s work to put trades and vocational education back on the agenda took another major step forward today with the passing of the Education (Vocational Education and Training Reform) Amendment Bill, Education Minister Chris Hipkins said. “This is a watershed day for trades and vocational education. These law changes formalise ...
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    4 days ago
  • Bill to Amend the Greater Christchurch Regeneration Act
    Speeding up the return of Christchurch regeneration activities to local leadership is behind the Greater Christchurch Regeneration Amendment Bill introduced to Parliament today by Minister Megan Woods. “As we approach nine years since the February 2011 earthquake in Canterbury, and with the transition to local leadership well underway, the time ...
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  • Milford Track to partly reopen after storm damage
    Hundreds of New Zealanders and international visitors will be able to get back out into nature with the Milford Track partially reopening next week, after extensive assessments and repairs, the Minister of Conservation Eugenie Sage announced today. The popular Great Walk has been closed since 3 February after an extreme ...
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  • Government drives low-emissions transport momentum
    Up to 110 new EV chargers nationwide in cities and regions 50 electric vehicles for ride-sharing The Government is helping deliver more infrastructure and options for low emissions transport through new projects, Energy and Resources Minister Dr Megan Woods says. Tauranga, Nelson, Levin, New Plymouth and Oamaru are just some ...
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  • Kiwis better off under Coalition Government
    New Zealanders are increasingly better off under this Government as wages rise and families have more disposable income, Finance Minister Grant Robertson says. Stats NZ reported today that average household disposable incomes after housing costs rose 4.9% in 2019. This was the highest rise in four years and came as ...
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    5 days ago
  • Another step towards restoring rights for screen production workers
    All New Zealanders need to have their voices heard at work to ensure we have an inclusive and productive economy. Today we introduce a Bill to do this for workers in the New Zealand screen industry, Workplace Relations and Safety Minister Iain Lees-Galloway says. “The Screen Industry Workers Bill will ...
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  • Enhanced Taskforce Green for Southland and South Otago
    The Government has announced further help for the Southland and Otago regions to speed up recovery efforts from the floods.  “I’ve approved Enhanced Taskforce Green (ETFG), making $500,000 available to help with the clean-up in Fiordland, Southland, and the Clutha district in Otago,” Minister for Social Development Carmel Sepuloni said.  ...
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    5 days ago
  • Employers and Industry take the lead to connect students to vocational education
    Following the announcement that more than 340 schools will be funded to run events promoting vocational education, the Government has announced it will fund a further 257 events to be run by employers and industry. “These industry-run events will allow more than 30,000 students to connect with more than 2,000 ...
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    5 days ago
  • Rental reforms a step closer with the introduction of the Residential Tenancies Amendment Bill
    Today the Government is making progress on a fairer and more secure rental market for renters and landlords with the introduction of the Residential Tenancies Amendment Bill in Parliament.  “This Bill includes a series of reforms to improve the wellbeing of the 609,700 households that live in rented homes, and ...
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    6 days ago
  • Biosecurity Minister announces world first eradication of pea weevil
    A Government programme to wipe out pea weevil has achieved a world first, with Biosecurity Minister Damien O’Connor today announcing the successful eradication of the noxious pest from Wairarapa. This means the nearly four-year ban on pea plants and pea straw was lifted today. Commercial and home gardeners can again grow ...
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    6 days ago
  • Temporary Accommodation Service activated for Southland flooding
    Southland residents hit by flooding caused by heavy rainfall can now access help finding temporary accommodation with the Government activating the Temporary Accommodation Service, Minister of Civil Defence Peeni Henare announced today. “The Temporary Accommodation Service (TAS) has been activated by the Ministry of Business, Innovation and Employment to help ...
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  • Bridges: Over-hyped and under-delivered
    “Is that it?” That’s Finance Minister Grant Robertson’s response to Simon Bridges’ much-hyped economic speech today. “Simon Bridges just gave the most over-hyped and under-delivered speech that I can remember during my time in politics,” Grant Robertson said. “It’s not surprising. Simon Bridges literally said on the radio this morning ...
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  • Police to trial eye in the sky in Christchurch
    A trial deployment of the Police Eagle helicopter in Christchurch will test whether the aircraft would make a significant difference to crime prevention and community safety. “The Bell 429 helicopter will be based in Christchurch for five weeks, from 17 February to 20 March,” said Police Minister Stuart Nash. “The ...
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    6 days ago
  • Momentum of trade talks continues with visits to promote Pacific and Middle East links
    The Government has kept up the pace of its work to promote New Zealand’s trade interests and diversify our export markets, with visits to Fiji and the United Arab Emirates (UAE) by Trade and Export Growth Minister David Parker. Building momentum to bring the PACER Plus trade and development agreement ...
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    6 days ago
  • Coalition Govt’s investment in Customs nets record drugs haul: 3 tonnes stopped at borders in 2019
    The Coalition Government’s investment in a strong border and disrupting transnational organised crime produced record results for stopping drugs in 2019, says Minister of Customs Jenny Salesa. The illegal drugs were seized at the New Zealand border by Customs, and overseas by Customs’ international border partners before the drugs could ...
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    7 days ago
  • Separated scenic cycleway starts
    Transport Minister Phil Twyford today kicked off construction of a separated cycleway alongside Tamaki Drive. A two-way separated cycleway will be built along the northern side of Tamaki Drive, between the Quay Street Cycleway extension and Ngapipi Road. There will be a separate walking path alongside. Phil Twyford said giving ...
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  • Earthquake-Prone Building loan scheme: eligibility criteria announced
    Owner-occupiers of unit and apartments living in earthquake-prone buildings will have certainty about the financial support they’ll be eligible for with the release of criteria for an upcoming assistance scheme, Minister for Building and Construction Jenny Salesa says. The Residential Earthquake-Prone Building Financial Assistance Scheme will help unit owners facing ...
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    1 week ago
  • Travel restrictions to remain in place as coronavirus precaution
    Temporary restrictions on travel from China will remain in place as a precautionary measure to protect against the spread of the COVID-19 coronavirus. The restrictions which prevent foreign nationals travelling from, or transiting through, mainland China from entering New Zealand have been extended for a further 8 days. This position ...
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    1 week ago
  • Over $1 million to help Tairāwhiti youth into employment
    Employment Minister Willie Jackson announced today that Tairāwhiti rangatahi will benefit from an investment made by the Government’s He Poutama Rangatahi (HPR) scheme. The funding will go to the Tautua Village, Kauneke programme and the Matapuna Supported Employment Programme which will fund 120 rangatahi over two years. “Both programmes work ...
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  • School attendance has to improve
    All parents and caregivers need to ensure that their children go to school unless they are sick, Associate Education Minister Tracey Martin said today. “The school attendance results for 2019 show, across the board, a drop in the number of students going to school regularly,” the Minister says. “Apart from ...
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    1 week ago
  • Crown and Moriori sign a Deed of Settlement
    A Deed of Settlement agreeing redress for historical Treaty claims has been signed by the Crown and Moriori at Kōpinga Marae on Rēkohu (Chatham Islands) today, Minister for Treaty of Waitangi Negotiations Andrew Little has announced. Moriori have a tradition of peace that extends back over 600 years. This settlement ...
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  • Waikato Expressway driving towards completion
    Transport Minister Phil Twyford today with Māori King Tuheitia Pōtatau Te Wherowhero VII officially opened the country’s newest road, the $384 million Huntly section of the Waikato Expressway. The 15km four-lane highway with side and central safety barriers takes State Highway 1 east of Huntly town, across lowlands and streams ...
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