Caption competition

Written By: - Date published: 3:06 pm, May 7th, 2015 - 23 comments
Categories: caption contest, john key, Minister for International Embarrassment - Tags: ,

Media prepare to meet with the PM yesterday:

media-hairnets

23 comments on “Caption competition”

  1. ThinkOfTheCatapults 1

    “Do you think our pony tails will be safe with those measures?”

  2. mac1 2

    So we know who’s got a hair fetish, but who’s got the foot fetish?

  3. McFlock 3

    John Key started getting a bad feeling when he realised that the press corps were apparently expecting some interesting developments from National’s next caucus meeting…

  4. Nick 4

    John said trichophilia isn’t contagious…. Pffft

  5. b waghorn 5

    “Why are we wearing these suits” says the man with the beard.

    “It helps keep s the shit off our clothes when the puller opens his mouth”
    Replays the tall guy.

  6. philj 6

    ” PM about to receive copy of Dirty Politics”

  7. Tiger Mountain 7

    journalism students visit Whaleoil office suite

  8. “If you think this is bad, wait till you see the preventative measures the Queen’s put in place for when Key meets the new royal baby”.

  9. national caucus don their anti-ponytail-pulling gear…

    ..prior to/preparing for – the arrival of key..

  10. joe90 11

    John Key and uncovered ponytails, why risk it…

  11. circa 2035..

    (after ‘the great arctic-methane explosion’ – in 2023 – made being permanently ‘inside’ compulsory..)

    ..citizens prepare to go outside into a climatechange ravaged environment..

  12. Neil 14

    Looks like the donkey doo is going to hit the fan if someone pulls his tail.

  13. Clemgeopin 15

    Urgent emergency memo from management to staff :

    ‘Attention EVERY one ! : Dear staff, please make absolutely sure to cover your hair securely today because we have been given notice that a notorious Parnell Hair Puller in a very high government position will be visiting our premises at any time during the day. Please do take care. Health and safety is very important for us. Thank you’

  14. gsays 16

    media prepare to record bachelor climax

  15. Tautoko Mangō Mata 17

    Journalists could not be accused of nitpicking in their interviews of the PM yesterday.

  16. ropata 18

    Ninth floor Beehive staff prepare for the return of King Key

  17. Incognito 19

    Message to MSM: Judith Collins does not believe in a bloodless coup so it could get messy.

  18. alpha z 20

    ‘fyi, the hare opration will b done quikly lke lightnning by famous slick oprator’

  19. Thinkerr 21

    It’s Budget Time, guys, and after 30+ years of waiting, there’s sure to be some Trickle-Down effect this year.

    So, lett’s prepare ourselves.

  20. Observer (Tokoroa) 22

    “No worries … I’ll get Billy Boy to sell off the hairnets”

  21. Quicksilver 23

    Reporter One: “Dude, remember the good ol’ days when writing anything positive about Key was a safe bet”.
    Reporter Two: “Yeah, he always protected us journo’s, but now the teflon’s worn off, the shit sticks to everything”.

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