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the sprout - Date published:
2:46 pm, September 25th, 2009 - 35 comments
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Why don’t I get the respect due to me? Why do I get treated like just another passer-by? At least they should recognise my self-designated title “The Smiling Assassin.” Scared anyone? Uh-uh?
“John Key, Prime Minister of New Zealand”
Snap!
…Here’s a hilarious one:
This is John Key, Prime Minister of New Zealand.
Zombie Economics
Hehehe – he sure looks dead, but how can you tell?
Ahhhh . . . ummmm . . . Kevin, mate, can I borrow your shower again. Letterman’s just told me I still stink.
“I would love to wages drop ..click…ah, look, you see, we’re looking into that and I’m confiodent we’re on the right track….click…I would love to see wages drop….click ah, look, we’re looking into that and I’m confident we’re on the right track….click….I would love to see wages drop….click….”
lol cptcha “weapons”
Petit mal.
Don’t be cruel.
KeyWeeze, Party Clown and high wire act.
Available for all functions.
Rates negotiable.
You are not in Guatemata now Dr Key
What’s Helen got that I haven’t?
“Shit, I TOLD them this ‘Blackadder Series One’ hairstyle would not play in New York!”
captcha: BOTTLE
He’s gone into energy-saver again. Quick! Push the manual override!
Sue Bradford resigned? who the hell is Sue Bradford?
When asked how he felt about appearing on Letterman, Key replied “I’m actually pretty relaxed about it’. He then sucked in air between his teeth and grinned inanely.
mmmmmmmmm………fame and adulation……….and here’s caucus and our policies……. DOH!
I won you lost eat that
ppprecious?
Um. You want I send troops to kill Iranistanians now? Yessir Barak. Sure. I’m pretty relaxed about that.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/26/world/middleeast/26nuke.html?_r=1&hp
Interviewer: You’ve just met possibly the most powerful man in the world, President Barrack Obama just after he addressed the United Nations General Assembly and on the eve of his departure to Pittsburg for the G20. What were your impressions, Mr Key?
John Key: ahhhh . . . jeeeze . . . hiz wyfe is roilly, roilly tall . . . moyd Bronagh lik luk a Hobbit . . . h-yuck h-yuck h-yuck . . .
JeebersChrist, can you imagine how this guy is going to fare without Extra-Cleaning-Bill English doing all the actual work?
A frightening thought – Crusher Collins, Basher Bennet, Chopper Tolley and Calamity Kate actually being in charge of Corrections, Police, Social Development & Employment, Youth Affairs, Education and Food Safety!!
Mind you, I bet the public service mandarins think Christmas has come early – there’ll be no way National Ltd can privatise that little lot with the Minister of Finance sitting in jail.
Fingers crossed.
” I have the highest approval ratings of every leader at this conference”
And the dignity of none.
This blog is becoming more and more like a pack of teenagers bitching about whether the new girl is pretty or not.
Why not have one post a week titled ‘I hate John Key’ where you can all go and cry and bitch rather than having the same post and comments over and over again.
We’ll drive you, nearly drive you out of your head
While we never shed
A tear
Remember, you remember, all that you said
You told us love was too plebeian
Told us you were through
Well now you can cry me a river, cry me a river . . .
Typical Righty – can dish out it but can’t take it, eh? Feel free to fuck off any time soon.
What is a typical rightie ? How about a typical leftie ?
Dress up your comment all you want but it’s just a variance on “I know you are but what am I? ”
I don’t really care if you spend all your time crying over Key but it has all the same appeal of the twats who used to do the same when HC was PM.
Some perspective is needed when even a post about the death of Sir Howard turns into a Key is shit/no he isn’t trollfest.
And your trolling is as dull and predictable as it was when you used to call yourself “hs” and tell lies about being a doctor.
Yawn Felix the Standard Tame troll fails again
1. wrong person
2. if it’s dull and predictable why do you feel the need to comment.
Go back to your harmonica and lame band surely it’s more rewarding than hangin around here stalking Timmy.
Oh the irony.
John Key has just seen the “jokes” he is required to read out on Letterman