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- Release: Police are off the beat under National
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- Release: Climate denial is an insult to Pacific leaders
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- Release: Uber court decision recognises workers’ rights
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- Next steps agreed for Treaty Principles Bill
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- Government commits to ‘stamping out’ foot and mouth disease
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- International tourism continuing to bounce back
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- Weak grocery competition underscores importance of cutting red tape
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- Government moves to lessen burden of reliever costs on ECE services
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- Over 2,320 people engage with first sector regulatory review
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- Government backs women in horticulture
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- Government to pause freshwater farm plan rollout
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- Milestone reached for fixing the Holidays Act 2003
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- New priorities to protect future of conservation
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“Sorry seems to be the hardest word”
Key shows his penis on camera
bahaha…+1
The full horror of the Tweedle dee, Tweedle dum/ Cheshire cat mash-up is revealed.
& 2 Brut eh
+1
I’m with stupid ..
I fucking told the caucus it was my turn to wear wide pin stripes
Legends in their own minds.
Two important politicians.
“Aaron haven’t you learnt anything from me. You cannot have a brain fade when there were witnesses, dickhead!!!
“I can’t work out which one of us is unfairly tarnished.”
John Key’s secret love child …
Classic
Which one is with stupid?
“A grinning buffoon and a smiling assassin”
See John I’ve been practicing your “post telling a lie smile” for when I get to be PM
Gilmore to Key: Don’t you know who I am?
Key to Gilmore: I can’t quite remember whether I know who you are or not, I’ll have to check on that and get back to you, I mean I haven’t had time to read the document yet, something might or might not have been mentioned a few months ago, but I’m pretty relaxed that everything’s above board.
@#HeyClint…..is this dip shit one of ours ?
Brilliant!
An important politician, with a visitor from Hawke’s Bay.
The job? You can fuckin have it mate.
“We want cake and fine wine. We want the finest wines known to humanity; we want them here and we want them now.”
Bahahaha
There are no bad Withnail references, Mrs Blennerhassett.
Gets better all the time…
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/8621708/MPs-friend-claims-waiter-threatened-with-PM
But where did I see ‘Lightweight MP poses with Aaron Gilmore’..now that beats all..;)
“Fuck’s sake John, you said it was ok to use your office to threaten plebs”
“Did I Aaron? Probably just the piss talking”
here it is Red Rosa http://www.imperatorfish.com/2013/05/a-day-in-life-of-aaron-gilmore-mp.html
+1 thanks
Couldn’t write a better script than this. This chap Riches seems to have fallen into Bad Company..
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO1305/S00037/media-statement-re-aaron-gilmore.htm
Riches was in Young Nat’s @Canterbury Uni, he only has himself to blame 😛
Nothing like a good falling out between “friends” on the same side of the fence and cultural experience!!
Don’t you ever put your ‘left’ shoulder in front of me again Aaron.
“Do you know who I am?? Errrr I forgot.
pooze and weeze
Infantile…but funny.
“Now if you’d got pissed and insulted an banker..”
Self-important, alcoholic born-to-rule arrogant National Party Christchurch fuckwit poses with…oh, hang on… um…..
Excellent lolz
Photo shows that Gilmore has history of running with ‘questionable’ company.
“If this picture doesn’t turn out well, I’ll get John to have you fired”
1. “You may be PM of New Zealand John, but I’m the master of the f*cken universe.”
2. “So I order another bottle of the best wine they’ve got, whatever that is, and this dickhead waiter says I’m too drunk, starts talking about the law and sh*t. So I says… Oh you heard about this John? What do you mean it’s on the news?”
3. “So are you going to fire this waiter for me or what John? Bro wtf. My cred’s on the line here homie. You know I’m your dawg.”
4. “I tried blaming someone else, I tried blaming the booze, I tried calling it a ‘misunderstanding’, but I’m still getting slammed. What should I do?…’Not bovvered about it.’ Oh sh*t that’s good thanks John.”
5. “So how far up the list does this move me John? Or should I have done a Gerry Brownlee and assaulted the guy?”
Sadly both had forgotten their matching “I’m with stupid” t-shirts.
“Next up on Police 10-7, is Case #3. Two male pekeha are wanted in connection with thieving public state assets; public drunkeness; and habitual amnesia. They can be approached, but we wouldn’t recommend it. Remember, this is case #3 when you call 0800-d-i-c-k-h-e-a-d-s.”
+1
A remarkable likeness.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hare_and_Burke_drawing.jpg
Only that, Key is to the left of Gilmire, and Gilmore is to the right of Key.
Dumb and Dumber
“You call that drunk, Aaron? Wait till you own a whole vinyard! Of course, I’ve had a blind drunk trust for years, as it happens. Never made the papers … coz I bought the journos off with vino from the vinyard I didn’t know I owned!”
Ps, can I just say that Gilmore’s admission that his behaviour doesn’t meet John Key’s standards is the funniest thing about this whole affair? How low do you have to go to get that low?
pps:
“So Aaron, they tell me that we’ve got a lot in common”
“Too right, John! We both love a styley suit and a shit eating grin, we both like a drop of the vino rouge and, um, we’ll both be unemployed next November.”
Zeus: “Sit near Dionysus, my twice born son, not quite in my image but fruit of my loins none the less. Sit near and tell me what the silhouetted shape is that forms between our heads.”
Dionysus: “Zeus, my god and father, even in my drunken state it is clear that it is a priapis”
Zeus: “That makes three in this photo doesn’t it, the gods have spoken.”
I’ll put my willy in your mouth if you’ll put yours in mine.
Frank
Not funny potty mouth.
Keep smiling. No body suspects a thing.
I used “dickhead” in the way John’s kids use it. I think it means gay, like a red shirt.
dit dit dit …. in a surprise announcement the Prime Minister has today declared that he and one of his list MPs are engaged to be married….. dit
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Heh! google search: gilmore + dickhead = 924,000 Results 0.27 Secsonds.
😀
Yeah but I thought it was funny today when I heard a few conversations about this and when some people asked who Aaron Gilmore was the answer was “you know that comedian guy” and words to that effect.
I’m not sure which is worse people knowing who you are or people having absolutely no idea and thinking of the only Gilmour that pops into their head.
Hilariously, the famous Gilmore (the Happy one) is just a fictional character haha
http://getvideoartwork.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=7357&g2_serialNumber=1
They were referring to Ewen Gilmour
http://www.ewengilmour.com/
Makes sort of sense. Sounds similar, is a NZer and likely to be someone who drinks.
Wonder how he would feel about being confused with a National Party wet blanket.
Seriously Mate, take your hand off my cock.
Image approved for new business card run to assist future identification.
Threat of sacking backfires and ends his own gravy train.
Wine wash exposes true National Party characteristics.
I sincerely apologise about the group behavior over this photo
Stupider .. and Stupid
I have no recollection of putting you on the List
+1
Key: “I told you not to hang out with honest people”
Gilmore: “whoda thought the lawyer would turn out to be honest?”
+1
Who’s the dickhead now?
PM KEYAND PISSED LIST MP
Not over yet
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/8629114/Unions-call-for-Gilmore-to-resign
“All of them will take their cue from you. You show loyalty, they learn loyalty. You show them it’s about the work, it’ll be about the work. You show them some other kinda game, then that’s the game they’ll play.” – Lt. Daniels, the Wire.
Have we…got a deal..for you!
Love the suit Dad.Can I call Bronagh mum?
Hey old man,do you know who I am.
No.
Do you know who you are.
No.
Aaron: See, the photo proves it. My head’s bigger than yours, John.
John “From now on you will have your own ‘Hey Clint’ every time you feel like going out and getting pissed & belittling the hired help”
“..the working/peasant-class – can kiss our collective-arse..”
phillip ure..
A one banned man and a one man band.
gilmore:..’is that your cellphone sticking into me..?’
phillip ure..
two blind men stare into the middle-distance..
phillip ure
John will do anything for me
“Don’t you know who I am?”
“yes, you’re a moron, a noddy, a dick head, a tosser…”
“You want to be in the photo as well John?”
“Dickhead, don’t you know who I am!”
“When I’m prime Minister I’m going to get you sacked”.
Pick the idiot!
“No no no Aaron that’s being too obvious. You do the fake I’m really your average decent kiwi bloke smile like this”
Gilmore: I am unable to be contacted at the moment due to having a make over, the suit is a start as it will blend in well when Parliament next sits, as I do not like all the attention lately.
I had the biggest binge and blackout, mate, no I did have the biggest binge and blackout, PM!
Competition of likeminded beer and wine lovers, I suppose, in stress to explain memory loss and worse case scenarios. Solidarity is ensured, like Nibelungen Faith, in this case!
‘unctuous ‘n oily..’
..or is it ‘oily ‘n unctuous’..?
phillip ure..
gilmore:..’old man – look at my life..
..i’m a lot like you were…’
phillip ure
I should have taken a page from the Labour book of cover-ups and said “i have no recollection” of the events and it’s “time to move on”.
Priceless.
key:..’we got a – get one – get another one free – with the suits..eh..?..’
phillip ure..
Mini Me? Where are you? Could someone put a fricken bell on him or something?
Key promotes one of the future bright young leaders of National, Aaron Gilmore from Dancing with the stars…