Last Week Tonight on Key

Written By: - Date published: 6:25 pm, April 27th, 2015 - 70 comments
Categories: john key, Minister for International Embarrassment - Tags: , ,

Last Week Tonight (John Oliver) on Key and his pathetic excuses.

When it’s available in embeddable form will include it here, in the mean time view here.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihReeJg08ns”]

70 comments on “Last Week Tonight on Key ”

  1. Pat 1

    lmao…sad but true

  2. Paul 2

    “if you’re a full grown adult male, there’s a very short list of things that you can describe as tantalising without creeping out everyone.”

    “You can’t just pull someone’s hair for months, then make it all good with a bottle of wine. You’re the Prime Minister of New Zealand, not a Real Housewife of New Jersey.”

  3. adam 3

    John Oliver – is the best – thanks for the link.

  4. ….and John Key’s lackeys (e.g.Fisi er al.) like to come here and state this is a non-story! Glad that the rest of the world finds Key’s behaviour so bizarre.

  5. McFlock 5

    key: ekshully it’s better covridge then my letterman appearance…

  6. Pasupial 6

    I’ve been waiting for this since the story went international – I just expected it to be on the Daily Show (since it was broken on TDB). Thank you John Oliver for this satire, we don’t seem to have any on our own screens for some reason.

    Previous show’s segments:

    “Pretty Legal”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e25YmpQiEEY
    Vegetarian Pirate Flag
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz29_bFxBZA

  7. cogito 7

    The best 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  8. ianmac 8

    I am sorry that I am a New Zealander. Nah. Just ashamed and embarrassed that we have a clownish man/boy as PM.
    Well done John Oliver!

  9. This was hilarious and painful at the same time. Isn’t it great to join the other western countries as an international laughingstock? 🙁

  10. linda 10

    no more golf with obama ,who wants to play golf with a creepy individual

  11. linda 11

    the creepy creepy little creep.
    next book on key
    the creep who conned a nation.

  12. weka 13

    Nailed it.

    International diplomatic negotiations,

    “we’d very much like you to end the sanctions”

    “we’re not going to do that, and I’ll tell you why, you’re a creepy individual who pulls women’s hair”

    Am also grateful for the slow motion of the CL clip. I don’t think he is pulling the child’s hair so much as feeling it. I hadn’t seen that before (at normal speed it looks like him just moving her hair off her shoulder).

    • Murray Rawshark 13.1

      Many unwelcome fondlers know just how quickly they can do something creepy and still disguise it as innocent. As you just noticed, what he did was easy to miss at normal speed.

      • ianmac 13.1.1

        On some clips you can see a “faraway” look on John’s face and to my eyes he is usually fondling rather than tugging.

    • Tracey 13.2

      It is THAT clip which has made me very angry that the media keep calling it ponytail tugging or pulling… he caresses… a child…not known to him… without permission.

  13. ianmac 14

    And just flicked past the late TV1 News to see a large part of John Oliver’s clip and then flicked to late TV3 to see another edited version of it.
    Wonder if it will make the 6 oclock news?

  14. Murray Simmonds 15

    You can tell from the number of times he blinks during an interview just how much he’s ‘holding it in’ or ‘holding it all back’. The blink rate drops to zero and he just stares unblinkingly while talking when he’s under pressure. Its been apparent from his first days as PM.

    He’d pretty much learned to avoid it (i.e to akshully allow himself blink while being interviewed) more recently. But he slips back into the unblinking stare during a lot of the ponytail interviews. . . . . . Interesting . . . !

  15. freedom 16

    Stuff have a small piece on it but nothing at the NZ Herald online service.
    Yet stories on the Kardashians and JayZ made the “Latest” on the front page http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/68080709/pm-john-key-lampooned-on-us-comedy-show

  16. Brendon Harre 18

    Here is a thought about satire. The entry bar to making it has never been lower. Pretty much anyone can make videos, cartoons, images etc for the internet. Most maybe a majority of people can watch these on their phones any time of the day.

    Maybe sites like this should be encouraging a new internet version of political satire. The best like ‘Planet Key’ could be very effective.

    P.S I would love a ‘Planet Key -the ponytail’ episode.

    • freedom 18.1

      That’s the point Brendon, apart from a rare toe fleetingly dipped in the water, the internet is the only place where such satire about NZ politics et al is being produced.

    • Tracey 18.2

      We need a “The Onion”. Cleverist thing I ever read was their inauguration speech of G W Bush a month before he made it… and how frighteningly similar the two turned out to be.

      • idlegus 18.2.1

        mine was when the announced the poverty gap as the 8th modern wonder of the world.

  17. Sable 19

    I honestly did not think Keys could top Abbott as Oceania’s standing diplomatic dunderhead. Well done mate.

  18. Iron Sky 20

    From most peoples posts above there has been the observation of the sad lack of satire associated with ponygate on TV. Odd, they had the comedy festival on TV, I think only 1 person (an American) made any reference to it.

    How odd, last week TV3 ran a “think piece” on bondage and hair pulling” during prime time.

    The sad, sad thing was, it was not satire…

    It was more like “Hey, if its good enough for Mr X, its good enough for you too Mr/Mrs Purveyor of Crap News & Media Manipulation

    The thought police are with us…. the PR marketing people are with us…..

    Have our Kawee comedians chuckened out to (or where they edited)…..

    In the immortal words of Bill Hicks:

    “Do a commercial, you’re off the artistic roll call, every word you say is suspect, you’re a corporate whore and eh, end of story.”

    By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising..http://www.endevil.com/billhickslines.html

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