NZ White Rural Rage

Written By: - Date published: 7:58 am, April 27th, 2024 - 14 comments
Categories: farming, jacinda ardern, United Nations - Tags:

Maori forced all the banks to close.

Jacinda was a pretty little communist.

Gays forced cows to stop defacating in the streams. 

Transsexuals put Council rates up to pay for Three Waters. 

Jacinda made the world car manufacturers go electric. 

The EU and the UN are run by gay Maori transsexual electric cars. 

Transsexual electric cars were grown in Chinese labs. 

Chinese labs have more puppies than European labs. 

European labs are run by gays. 

You pay less tax in Australia because it’s still run by men.

We can’t even have a barbie because Maori gays own the beaches. 

We have a right to defecate where we want. 

Landlords have to protect New Zealand from gay Maori. 

Gays in electric cars are stopping utes from defacating in the streams. 

The family and the country should be run like a business.

Dogs can marry cows but cats are just pussies.

Cows on tractors have a right to own AK47s. 

If we all get together with guns we can stop armed gangs.

COVID was a scam to keep us poor and dumb.

Oreos are bisexual but ANZACs have oatmeal.

Jacinda forced them to put oestrogen in the bread to make more girls.

If we’d stopped co-governance our hospital wouldn’t have closed. 

They’ve turned Rugby gay. 

There’s nothing on anymore. 

We never get anything we want.

Libraries are gay. 

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  1. Gristle 1
    27 April 2024 at 8:11 am

    I doesn't matter because I am about to raptured (within 40 days of the 8th April.)

    Ps. If it doesn't happen it's because of the Mayan calander has shifted the dates, but if you look at the writing in a mirror you will find that the Rosetta Stone……..

    Sorry my bullshit conspiracy capacity has been exceeded.

  2. Phillip ure 2
    27 April 2024 at 9:01 am

    Electric car owners stopped our cows from being able to shit on the roads ..

    Vegans are the devil's spawn..

    You'll tear my ute from my dead/cold hands

    We all hate Auckland..and people who live there..

    It's our right to pay foreign workers shit wages..(just stop your war on farmers..!)

  3. Phillip ure 3
    27 April 2024 at 9:03 am

    Grr..!!..name-pollution..!

    • lprent 3.1
      27 April 2024 at 9:52 am

      Fixed.

      It usually happens when your cookie(s) get corrupted on your browser. You just have to keep an eye on it and correct it so it saves correctly.

      (sounds almost like someone paraphrasing an obscene act – but hey – that is the language of geeks)

      • Phillip ure 3.1.1
        27 April 2024 at 10:11 am

        Ta ..what does go ft mean ..in geek-world..?

        My go to is go fuck thyself ..

        (Tho' I am uneasy about just how widespread the use of thyself is in that different universe..)

        • lprent 3.1.1.1
          8 May 2024 at 4:53 pm

          golang or go is a actually a programming language from google. Quite widely used and having an increasing audience and well known by many geeks. I have used it a few times.

          ‘go fuck’ or ‘go ft’ are not available as command line options. Here are the actual commands that may be used with go.

          However I suspect that you will be about as capable of being coherent using those as you are coherent in English. That is to say; limited.

          $ go --help
Go is a tool for managing Go source code.
          

Usage:
       go <command> [arguments]

The commands are:

       bug         start a bug report
       build       compile packages and dependencies
       clean       remove object files and cached files
       doc         show documentation for package or symbol
       env         print Go environment information
       fix         update packages to use new APIs
       fmt         gofmt (reformat) package sources
       generate    generate Go files by processing source
       get         add dependencies to current module and install them
       install     compile and install packages and dependencies
       list        list packages or modules
       mod         module maintenance
       work        workspace maintenance
       run         compile and run Go program
       test        test packages
       tool        run specified go tool
       version     print Go version
       vet         report likely mistakes in packages

Use "go help <command>" for more information about a command.

          For more information see https://pkg.go.dev/cmd/go

      • Hanswurst 3.1.2
        29 April 2024 at 10:00 pm

        The cookies were corrupted by gay foreign Maori fruit pickers.

  4. Mike the Lefty 4
    27 April 2024 at 9:15 am

    Now we have National it is – to coin an old US phrase – "a return to normalcy ". They no longer have to check for reds under their beds.

  5. SPC 5
    27 April 2024 at 10:07 am

    And the provincial outrage when lesbian vegan (no dairy) feminists drove to town in their utes with their hunting rifles to steal brides off National Party voters. Such an embarrassment.

    Yet when white male farmers organised a drive in their tractors to parade before the wives of urban liberals – give them a taste of country, so out and proud.

    • Phillip ure 5.1
      27 April 2024 at 10:33 am

      Aahh .!..the 'taste of country'..

      What is it..what is the actual allure..?

      ..is it the hat..?..is it the red and white checked flannel shirt over the 'wife-basher's singlet .?

      Is it the shorts..the rural knees..?

      Or is it the gumboots..?

      What actually is it .that 'taste of country'..?

      What is it that makes the wives of urban liberals inevitably swoon..and succumb ….?

      • SPC 5.1.1
        27 April 2024 at 11:01 am

        As the urban liberals are surrounded by townhouses shading their sections, the appeal of the greenacres lifestyle grows in appeal.

        Young nurses and teachers in days past, who took up jobs in the provinces, have always known of the virtue of living off the sheep's back/the milking of the herd.

  6. aj 6
    27 April 2024 at 12:25 pm

    A lot of truth mixed with exaggeration in this thread.

  7. That_guy 7
    29 April 2024 at 11:34 am

    I don't see the point of this article and I don't like the stereotyping.

    Plenty of people get into weird conspiracy theories.

    Plenty of people have questions about local services they need and funding of them.

    Plenty of people have questions about "forever chemicals" in our food supply.

    Plenty of people don't think men can become women through the magical power of manfeelings.

    And plenty of people don't really like straw man stereotyping.

    • roblogic 7.1
      29 April 2024 at 9:23 pm

      Plenty of people don't drive tractors the length of the country because of carbon taxes, or profit from turning waterways into open sewers from cowshit, or put up racist slogans on their paddocks next to public roads.

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