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2:17 pm, October 6th, 2020 - 10 comments
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Let’s play a game.
In the middle of a global pandemic involving an airborne virus where you are the POTUS would you:
The next day is the day of the first Presidential debate. Are you:
The day after one of your staff, someone you spend a lot of time with, becomes unwell with Covid type symptoms and is isolated. Do you:
Then on Thursday this staff member tests positive for Covid. Do you;
You and your wife then test positive for Covid. Do you:
You have a fever, your oxygen saturation levels dip and you are given supplemental oxygen as well as a polyclonal antibody cocktail and remdesivir. Do you get your doctors to tell the public:
You are given the steroid dexamethasone and a known side effect is that it can make you feel euphoric. Do you:
You have a number of supporters outside the hospital you are staying in and you are getting bored. Do you:
You are thinking of going back to the White House four days after the onset of Covid symptoms. Persons with more severe Covid infections can be infectious for up to 20 days. Do you:
A reporter who regularly attends White House press conferences tests positive for Covid even after wearing a mask and it transpires that she was in close proximity with two staffers who had previously tested positive for Covid. Do you:
You score one point for every B option you chose and no points for every option A you choose. Add them up to see what sort of person you are. If you score:
Since there's some that seem to need info in video format, The Lincoln Project has put together a handy timeline. Watch to the end, it's only two minutes.
The Secret Service is a wee bit grumpy. The job they signed up for was taking a bullet for him, not a bullet from him.
Ahhh yes! They were there all along. And interwoven into the sub-plot is their plan to permit more violence against women.
The sooner Prump gets on with his rallies the better for all concerned.
If you answered mainly B then you are potential POTUS material
if you answered A you are probable PUTZ material
the current Putuz of the United States
A like the photo of the woman holding the Trump sign.
Some multi-lingual people hear a variety of languages and it all makes sense, meaning falls into place. To others around though it's confusing jabber and noise.
I'm like the first lot with signs. I see that woman and see what's really there: "My IQ score came out in the low 60s, then I grew up and learned stuff and I've rolled right into the high 40s."
Almost a shame to spoil a good song – but…