Gerry Brownlee was puffing smoke this Wednesday morning about his daft (in terms of the Kyoto agreement) decision last month to remove the ban on thermal generation of power. It reminded me of something I’d seen recently, so I dug back through the mental archives. Eventually I re-discovered the mysterious coincidences between the decisions of Brownlee and the plans of the nefarious Coalfinger… See the artists sketch on the right (by THE LINESMAN)
Here is the story to date in a rather amusing parody of a movie franchise by Greenpeace. With the kind permission of Website.net.nz, we have Brownlee ummm – Coalfinger blowing greenhouse gas and spewing soot. Perhaps he landed here, and has taken up his old habits again – in a thinly veiled disguise….
Along with his dopey sidekick Dr. Anthracite, Coalfinger plans to cover the world in coal-fired power stations and destroy the climate in Operation Browncloud. Can Green stop them with the help of his glamorous assistant Katrina Hurkane? Is a top secret hideout involved? Are there plenty of double entendres?