It appears to show the pervy PM reaching for her hair while grinning inanely. That should have been enough to give the Herald a reason not to publish, but no, they had to find somebody, anybody, who looked like they were happy to see Key. Sadly for Granny, rather than being an example of how, ahem, “many at the event were positive about the Prime Minister’s presence” it was actually a pisstake.
The Herald’s Instagram capture shows the caption “Me & my Valentine John 💕 “.
Newsflash for Granny: that was a joke. Damn the young folk and their hard to get sarcasm!
I really have no idea why the Herald didn’t use the original Instagram caption instead, which is far more innocent, wholesome and indicative of the respect John Key enjoys everywhere he goes:
“We shelved a couple mdma pills and twerked for daddy”.
Tip of the hat to the Daily Indignation.
UPDATE: Comments are now closed. Cheers, ya’ll.