Written By:
the sprout - Date published:
7:26 am, May 30th, 2009 - 18 comments
Categories: bill english, budget 2009, caption contest, humour, john key, national/act government -
Tags: leadership, look behind you
The current rise of populism challenges the way we think about people’s relationship to the economy.We seem to be entering an era of populism, in which leadership in a democracy is based on preferences of the population which do not seem entirely rational nor serving their longer interests. ...
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English maintained his look of innocence as the taser-microphone got closer and closer to his Leader’s neck.
Both Key and English maintained their composure following the reading of the Budget, but the stress took a terrible toll on Gerry Brownlee.
At least John and Bill have less wrinkles than the haggard Sue Bradford.Living the utopian lie does cause stress.
Oh, can YOU guys see her TOO?
Bill: “He is prone to over-promising. I’m his handler today.”
“Look you can’t see my lips move”
captcha: law debats
Suddenly Calvin realised that all the grown-ups could see Hobbes after all.
I’m going down in history.
With this dickhead, whoopee.
Way down.
down down down downdy downdy doo-doo dee-dum
dumpty-dumpty whoopdee doo whatsforlunchIfeelikesomethingfishy
hopethey’vegotsomeofthatsmokedfishpieagain
And-nasty trollshite there serpico, suits you –
take a look at what this governing malarky is doing to
the Minister of Tourism and his deputy, no utopia available to them and
their industrially farmed bacon and egg lifestyle isn’t doing them any
favours neither.
“God and I do not believe in condoms, but I sure wish one had been used a few decades ago!” muttered William the Pretender.
An interview
Michael Cullen wondered whether it was an appropriate time to take of his Bill English disguise.
As Bill took a moment to ponder why his own leadership aspirations had gone so horribly wrong, a small tear welled in the corner of his eye.
‘You right Bill’ said John as he glanced over his shoulder, with a tone half question, half command.
‘Yep, right Boss. Nothing. Bit of dust in the old eye’.
Still can’t get a clear shot
“He can smirk now,” thought Bill,”But just wait until next week when he has explain why he lied. At least I’ve still got Crosby and Textor backing me.”
When even the old shirt-poking-out-of-the-fly trick failed to attract the slightest attention, Bill’s good eye narrowed ominously on his rival’s neck…..
John’s misanthropy is on display as he squares of with the media in his fuck you, cerulean blue tie. Bill ponders “if only politics were a fashion contest i’d screw that banker like a hollow man”.
Roger Nome .. NZ’s answer to queer eye for the straight guy ?
“Damn, that phaser isn’t working. The bloke with the funny ears must have sold me a dud.”
Dr Strangelove , I presume